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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Into my grave so they can let me down 1 last time.

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PinkSox
Dec 27, 2003
I BUY BIG RED TITLES FOR MY FRIENDS

Maybe you could grab both of them by their ties and pull them along.

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
If I die trump can spread my ashes, like piss in the wind.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

drat dude you must be old if you want bernie sanders at your funeral

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Away all Goats posted:

drat dude you must be old if you want bernie sanders at your funeral

He probably has access to better healthcare so it's certainly possible... :(

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:dadjoke:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Obama could give a eulogy about how he never met me, never knew me, and thought I was probably a weeaboo piece of incel poo poo for brains and it would come off as more heartfelt and authentic as anything my own family could muster, so I'd take that, sure.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Rest in piss

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Big Beef City posted:

Obama could give a eulogy about how he never met me, never knew me, and thought I was probably a weeaboo piece of incel poo poo for brains and it would come off as more heartfelt and authentic as anything my own family could muster, so I'd take that, sure.

Sometimes when I see your name the song that goes "we built this city!! we built this city on rockkk and rolll" plays in my head except its "big beef city!! big beef city, with jellllyyyy rollss"

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

1gnoirents posted:

"big beef city!! big beef city, with jellllyyyy rollss"

Directions to this place please.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
5/5

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
obama and i have the same birthday so for my eulogy he could tell some of his own birthday stories and then say "and i bet gatekeeper was havin' a p. dope bday that day too." he'd prob be right, and it would def be a cooler eulogy than anything anyone else would come up with

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Join trump

Live forever

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
FILL THE STREETS

GRILL THE MEATS

Chinatown fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Apr 26, 2018

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Is there a Barack x Trump porno yet

Gotta see that

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BonerKid
Jan 3, 2002

Chill
When I die I just want to be shot into space or maybe turned into a dildo for a hot babe, not too picky

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