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I don’t really wash my face but I do splash water on it sometimes. Sometimes I use this orange-smelling sunscreen/lotion thing I paid like $30 for so my face doesn’t burn when I go outside because all I do is stare at computer screens at work and I’m a porcelain China doll. Clearly I’m short product that’s keeping me from living my best life. What products do I need?
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I splash my face with warm water and use a towelette to cleanse my face of oil and poo poo, then I'll put moisturizer on and petroleum jelly on my lips. Sometimes the petroleum jelly goes on an eyebrow if it gets flaky, which they sometimes do because I have huge eyebrows. I used to not give a poo poo and had horrible complexion but now my face is clear and smooth.
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May 20, 2018 18:33
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Give myself a self cummy facial if my webcam mistress thinks I've been a good boy and lets me out of chastity
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May 20, 2018 18:35
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I use a face wash I bought at the store when I take a shower in the morning. I don't know what is in it but it's vaguely soapy and my face seems clean, so it works I guess?
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May 20, 2018 18:36
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belt sander
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May 20, 2018 18:37
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i am going to kil myself
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May 20, 2018 18:37
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hi op you need a face cleanser with pH between 4.2 and 5.6, a deep cleansing oil, toner, BHA, AHA, a sugar mask exfoliator, snail goop, a clay mask, eye cream, a lip mask, and sunscreen
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May 20, 2018 18:38
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obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4EHu6KhGIg
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May 20, 2018 18:39
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Turbl posted:hi op you need a face cleanser with pH between 4.2 and 5.6, a deep cleansing oil, toner, BHA, AHA, a sugar mask exfoliator, snail goop, a clay mask, eye cream, a lip mask, and sunscreen is that was this is
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May 20, 2018 18:39
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paul_soccer10 posted:is that was this is yes
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May 20, 2018 18:40
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I rotate between buying shampoo and body wash and just use whichever one I have all over myself. In the winter I may slap some lotion on my hands/face if I'm getting chapped.
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May 20, 2018 18:41
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Turbl posted:hi op you need a face cleanser with pH between 4.2 and 5.6, a deep cleansing oil, toner, BHA, AHA, a sugar mask exfoliator, snail goop, a clay mask, eye cream, a lip mask, and sunscreen will these products require me to go to a mall and speak to a clinician to acquire?
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May 20, 2018 18:41
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Bobcats posted:will these products require me to go to a mall and speak to a clinician to acquire? no you can order them all on amazon so you don't have to leave your lair
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May 20, 2018 18:43
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If your skin seems fine you don't need product. Don't let the admen civilize you. I personally keep everything below my lower eyelashes submerged in water 99% of the time.
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May 20, 2018 18:48
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Turbl posted:hi op you need a face cleanser with pH between 4.2 and 5.6, a deep cleansing oil, toner, BHA, AHA, a sugar mask exfoliator, snail goop, a clay mask, eye cream, a lip mask, and sunscreen This is correct, but you forgot vitamin c once a week and honey goop (I like Scinic). I use the Scinic ampoule instead of toner though so maybe it's optional
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May 20, 2018 18:51
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i prefer looking like poo poo to doing anything
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May 20, 2018 18:52
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I slather myself head to toe with coconut oil from a huge tub I get from Costco every night before bed, and do it again in the morning, more localized, before going out for the day. Also use Maui Babe Browning Lotion when sunwalking, poo poo works like a demon in overdrive. Also try to use aftertan stuff of the same brand, but don't need it too often. I've been lucky in never needing to wash my face as frequently as others, since that MAKES my skin dry and break out ugly bad if I do.
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May 20, 2018 18:55
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SymmetryrtemmyS posted:This is correct, but you forgot vitamin c once a week and honey goop (I like Scinic). I use the Scinic ampoule instead of toner though so maybe it's optional oh yeah I forgot about vitamin c I haven't tried it yet. I didn't know about the honey goop but it sounds like something I should try to add in too!!
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May 20, 2018 19:10
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I shave with a straight razor and after that I look like that guy in Event Horizon, so I go to the hospital and after they're done stitching up my horrid wounds they apply some kind of industrial strength disinfectant. Haven't had a zit in ages.
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May 20, 2018 19:12
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Cutting my balls off has been great for my skin. It's so much softer and smooth.
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May 20, 2018 19:18
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The rectum is constantly ejecting moisturizing mucous slime that I apply to my face during femdom facesitting sessions. Get pink eye a lot.
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May 20, 2018 20:19
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Every once in a while my wife decides to put moisturizer or face cream on me and then my face feels goopy and gross so I don’t do that.
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May 20, 2018 20:34
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Turbl posted:hi op you need a face cleanser with pH between 4.2 and 5.6, a deep cleansing oil, toner, BHA, AHA, a sugar mask exfoliator, snail goop, a clay mask, eye cream, a lip mask, and sunscreen oooh clay mask sounds like a good lazy sunday spliff time. Gonna get all up in these pores.
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May 20, 2018 20:36
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i just drink lots of water. and shower every other day.
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May 20, 2018 20:49
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In the morning I use apricot scrub during my shower and get dat moisturizer going once I'm out. At night I just use plain soap and water if I'm in a rush. Otherwise I use cold cream b/c I am a 30yo woman in an olde timey movie. Nights I wear makeup I always use cold cream for removal then again to clean.
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May 20, 2018 21:10
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rub mineral oil on my face then wash it off w/ vanicream extra sensitive cleanser in the shower. get out and use a stridex pad, drip some squalene oil into that sebamed gel moisturizer, finish it with some petroleum jelly. rinse my face in the am with water maybe some sunscreen
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May 20, 2018 21:32
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srsly tho everyone should use pond's cold cream it is an a++ cleaner that can double as a mask. washes you up good without leaving your face all dry and stripped of the good oils u want.
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May 20, 2018 21:34
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and you can pretend to be a fancy lady from the 50s
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May 20, 2018 21:36
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Daily deep cleansing cream and moisturizer, baking soda and lemon juice mask every 10 days or so.
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May 20, 2018 21:37
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baking soda is an a+++ exfoliant in a pinch would recommend
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May 20, 2018 21:38
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Baking soda is unironically the miracle cure for everything that ails you. Great remedy for sore throat with some salt water, perfect for cleaning burned in stovetops, cutting cocaine, is there anything it can't do?!
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May 20, 2018 21:42
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My toothpaste even has baking soda!!
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May 20, 2018 21:42
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you can brush ur teeth, exfoliate ur face, clean ur stove and cook up some crack all at once!!
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May 20, 2018 21:43
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Could also use it for baking idk 
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May 20, 2018 21:44
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or keepin your fridge smellin' fresh
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May 20, 2018 21:45
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Colonel Cancer posted:Baking soda is unironically the miracle cure for everything that ails you. Great remedy for sore throat with some salt water, perfect for cleaning burned in stovetops, cutting cocaine, is there anything it can't do?!
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May 20, 2018 21:45
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I get $200 full service massages every afternoon.
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May 20, 2018 21:46
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I use soap and water but not on my face, I use it on my hands and then rub my clean hands on my face so they collect the excess oil and then i wash them again and repeat until my face feels less oily it keeps the skin from getting too dry and i rarely broke out even during puberty
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May 20, 2018 22:02
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I wash with some ivory bar soap then scrub off my sunscreen and previous moisturizers with some saint ives apricot scrub before wiping the scrubs' remnants off with rubbing alcohol. No moisturizers because I don't like the gross greasy feeling. Sometimes in the winter I'll moisturize with some coconut oil though. Don't forget to warm it up in your hands and pat the coconut oil on, tugging is bad for your fragile face skin. Colonel Cancer posted:Daily deep cleansing cream and moisturizer, baking soda and lemon juice mask every 10 days or so. This is also excellent advice. I'd suggest using 100 percent tea oil for getting rid of acne scars or dark spots if you got them.
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May 20, 2018 22:35
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i was hoping this thread would turn into how to best harvest baby stem cells in the cruelest fashion or what’s the latest beauty import that totally exploits foreign workers but envigorates decaying soccer mom skin but ended up with some cool advice instead
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