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What it says on the tin. It never fails, and their bedroom is right over ours. Sometimes it's at ludicrous times, like 4am. I don't actually know if it's good sex, because there's never any noise but the bed, but it sure is regular. Maybe they're trying for another kid they can't fit in their tiny apartment. Maybe they just love each other. I kind of hate them, but that's for other reasons, not just their loud bed. They do noisy poo poo with power tools and hammers at ten pm. Gotta sleep to get up early, fuckers. I wish they'd just come already. Ever had lovely neighbors? What'd they do? Did they keep you up so you could be passive aggressive about it on a dead gay internet forum? Fake edit: think he finally came at least. Go to sleep now.
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DicktheCat posted:What it says on the tin. It never fails, and their bedroom is right over ours. Sometimes it's at ludicrous times, like 4am. I don't actually know if it's good sex, because there's never any noise but the bed, but it sure is regular. Maybe they're trying for another kid they can't fit in their tiny apartment. Maybe they just love each other. sounds like good sex to me
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May 22, 2018 04:04
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maybe it is just they are testing out their battlebot? Got to start somewhere?
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May 22, 2018 04:05
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sometimes you just gotta gently caress
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May 22, 2018 04:05
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You ever hear about these things called earplugs? They go in your ears and they make you blind
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May 22, 2018 04:06
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I once heard my dad boning my evil step-mum and after 2 mins she said 'is that it' and then he went 'yes' then she went to the bathroom for like an hour cool as bro
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May 22, 2018 04:06
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Just play Yakety Sax every time every time it starts.
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May 22, 2018 04:07
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Your neighbors sound cool. Bet they gently caress.
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May 22, 2018 04:08
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You could go the passive aggressive route by, recording it, putting it on youtube, and leaving the youtube url in their mailbox?
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May 22, 2018 04:08
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What is it like to be angry about other people having sex?
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May 22, 2018 04:08
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next time they are making a bunch of noise take a broom up your bum
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May 22, 2018 04:11
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Hell Yeah posted:sometimes you just gotta gently caress 
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May 22, 2018 04:11
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Sorry, op. 
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May 22, 2018 04:18
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Knock and ask to join
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May 22, 2018 04:18
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bet it's a washing machine or dryer
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May 22, 2018 04:22
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i had to sign a no cats/dogs/fish agreement and one neighbor has a cat one neighbor has a dog what's the loudest species of cricket i can import and how much air do they need in a little box thing?
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May 22, 2018 04:23
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Lime Tonics posted:You could go the passive aggressive route by, recording it, putting it on youtube, and leaving the youtube url in their mailbox? Put a flyer up on their site work a link to one of those mattress commercials where they have a wine glass on the bed to show it won't spill during sex. Follow that up with more flyers for those beds every time they keep you up when they are loving.
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May 22, 2018 04:25
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You should get a venomous snake, train it to respond to silent whistle and use it to assassinate your neighbor through a carefully drilled hole in the wall.
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May 22, 2018 04:26
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Maybe they are novice necromancers and they can't keep the portal steady so it's loud when chaotic distortion field happens.
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May 22, 2018 04:26
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you're enighbors aren't loving they're just stifling laffs while loving about as they hear your sighs of discontent
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May 22, 2018 04:33
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Why do you hate fun op?
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May 22, 2018 04:38
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OlmanRiver posted:Just play Yakety Sax every time every time it starts. This is the correct answer for every bad neighbor situation. Always.
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May 22, 2018 04:40
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fin posted:This is the correct answer for every bad neighbor situation. Always. Nah, pull up a spacejam remix and blast it.
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May 22, 2018 04:41
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at my old apt it was always kids crying or yelling in the stairwell and everyone in the building slammed their front doors. but it was quiet and gently caress free at night.
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May 22, 2018 04:42
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If you think about it maybe you should kill yourself
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May 22, 2018 04:45
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its time to die op
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May 22, 2018 04:45
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You should find someone to gently caress and then it can be a competition OP
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May 22, 2018 04:46
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There will be no dying in the thread including everyone that posted here, for at least a week. it's not gonna happen. the OP curse is upon us.
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May 22, 2018 04:47
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I thought the goon thing to do was to have sex right back. Or masturbate loudly.
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May 22, 2018 04:47
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doesn't sound like very good sex if the only noise is the bed itself op leave a note on their door saying that you're sorry about the terrible sex and you're happy to help out
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May 22, 2018 04:50
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I was the gently caress neighbor once. I didn't know the walls were that thin, sorry.
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May 22, 2018 05:00
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i love these passive aggressive threads tell me more about how annoying the sexhavers are
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May 22, 2018 06:19
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DicktheCat posted:Maybe they just love each other. 
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May 22, 2018 06:22
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Just stroke it to their sex noises OP. It's a total power play.
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May 22, 2018 06:27
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:Knock and ask to join Yeah. Loud sex is an invitation.
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May 22, 2018 06:31
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You should get a lover and start loving at the same time and make it a contest !!!
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May 22, 2018 06:37
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my upstairs neighbors decided to get 3 huskies while living in a tiny 1BR apartment, in a warm weather climate with no yard to speak of thats such a lovely thing to do to those dogs. they begin howling at sunrise like clockwork, 7 days a week
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May 22, 2018 06:39
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I had some upstairs neighbors that got in a domestic altercation like clockwork every weekday at 5:30 am. Chill on weekends, but maybe they were just upset at the workweek. It'd start with yelling and they had two large dogs that would immediately start rushing up and down their apartment. hardly a peep out of them outside those hours, I guess whatever it takes to face the day. Fortunately they were only around for like one cycle of the lease.
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May 22, 2018 06:44
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I used to have a neighbor lady who's bedroom was separated from mine by a wall and at random times I would hear her start moaning like crazy. I never heard any man sounds so IDK if she was just going to town on herself or if he just wasn't vocal or what. In fact The way the apartments were set up I never even ever found out what she looked like so it could have been a dude watching porn for all I know.
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theres two opera singers that live in the unit under our apartment. our bedroom is right above their practice room. At first, it was pretty chill being woken up to beautiful singing. Seven months in and I don't want to hear another loving bastard orphan son of a whore in my life, especially not at 7am on a saturday
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