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any attacks people make about cannibals is purely ad hominem (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem for more information) or other logical fallacies (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies for more information). Pretty much anything else you eat besides other people is probably made in a factory or a giant planet-destroying farm they had to kill the ocean and rainforests to make. I know no one likes being eaten, but if you eat other people first they won't have a chance to eat you.
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There’s negative health repercussions, OP. This is the only reason I am not a cannibal
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May 22, 2018 22:22
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The carbon footprint of a human being's life is absolutely immense, eating them as early as possible is literally the best thing you could possibly do for the environment
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May 22, 2018 22:24
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Eat the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat hehe
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May 22, 2018 22:24
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you thread is bad (see http://www.dictionary.com/browse/bad?s=t) and your gimmick of posting links to logical fallacies was not funny the first thread and now it is just retarded (see http://www.dictionary.com/browse/retarded?s=t) maybe you should stop posting garbage (see the mirror)
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May 22, 2018 22:25
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"proteinaceous infectious particle"
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May 22, 2018 22:25
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Dude... someone's dad jizzed in a vagu. And then you ate the jizz 9 months later. That makes u gay
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May 22, 2018 22:27
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If you are a cannibal there's a chance you could get Mad Cow disease. It doesn't sound very safe to me.
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May 22, 2018 22:28
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I think it's more of a Mad Man disease. You might start smoking indoors and be misogynist.
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May 22, 2018 22:30
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there is no logical reason to eat a reese’s
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May 22, 2018 22:31
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I can't stop laughing about how good human brains taste!
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May 22, 2018 22:31
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With every human you eat, humanity needs a little less food.
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May 22, 2018 22:33
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u cant eat humans we're all hosed up on tylenol and poo poo. our dead bodies pollute the earth worse than petro chemical tailing ponds
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May 22, 2018 22:34
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It's just a matter of marketing my friend. Imagine if eating KFC chicken got you high, or reduced your blood pressure, or gave you raging boners, all randomly of course. Who wouldn't want that?!
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May 22, 2018 22:36
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You can get crazy prions and autoimmune diseases from eating or inhaling non-human animals, so really, you might as well eat humans. Eat the rich, specifically.
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May 23, 2018 09:20
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The rich are a worthless drain on society, so by eating them, you're both plugging a leak in resource usage (recurring reduction in overhead) and momentarily topping up the levels of available food (one-time income bonus). Everyone wins!
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May 23, 2018 09:23
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im vegan but I'd be down to try human flesh. animals are cute and cuddly but people post minion memes on facebook and made ready player one happen the choice seems clear to me.
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May 23, 2018 09:24
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OP is right. Eat the rich Away all Goats fucked around with this message at 09:26 on May 23, 2018 |
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May 23, 2018 09:24
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Ponies Ist Krieg posted:im vegan but I'd be down to try human flesh. it's less a choice, more a moral imperative
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May 23, 2018 09:26
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if you don't walk your gimp on a leash that is animal abuse.
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May 23, 2018 09:32
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bring back old gbs posted:u cant eat humans we're all hosed up on tylenol and poo poo. our dead bodies pollute the earth worse than petro chemical tailing ponds That's why you have to hunt organic humans, the ones too poor to take medicine and/or haven't interacted with the rest of humanity much.
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May 23, 2018 09:40
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Gone Fission posted:The rich are a worthless drain on society, so by eating them, you're both plugging a leak in resource usage (recurring reduction in overhead) and momentarily topping up the levels of available food (one-time income bonus). Everyone wins! Counterpoint: Fat people are a worthless drain on society. They also contain more calories than thin people. Poor people are more likely to be fat than rich people. We need to eat the poor.
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May 23, 2018 11:02
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All of the vitamins and nutrients a human body needs. All of them.
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May 23, 2018 11:02
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I show up at open caskets and say, "If you're not eating that, may I?"
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May 23, 2018 11:55
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If God didn’t want us to be cannibals, why did he make cum taste so good?
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May 23, 2018 11:58
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By absorving the strength of those whom you eat, you become a threat to other wendigos who may seek you out and destroy you. That's one argument against it, and pretty convincing imo
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May 23, 2018 11:59
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yeah I eat rear end posted:That's why you have to hunt organic humans, the ones too poor to take medicine and/or haven't interacted with the rest of humanity much.
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May 23, 2018 12:05
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yeah I eat rear end posted:That's why you have to hunt organic humans, the ones too poor to take medicine and/or haven't interacted with the rest of humanity much. I only eat organic pussy. I don’t like my pussies full of chemicals hormones, or made out of filleted penises.
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May 23, 2018 12:12
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Lacey posted:"proteinaceous infectious particle" This. Prions are no joke and will gently caress you up
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May 23, 2018 12:18
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Aren't the prions only in the brain though? Can't get kuru from eating rear end...
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May 23, 2018 12:28
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Hey, All you idiots, don't eat the fuckin head and you'll be fine.
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May 23, 2018 12:33
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If cows eating grass makes beef taste amazing, imagine what a human eating pizza and cheesy potatoes must taste like 
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May 23, 2018 12:34
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Kazak posted:Hey, All you idiots, don't eat the fuckin head and you'll be fine. Prop the head up so it can watch you eat the rest.
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May 23, 2018 12:35
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I'm glad for these forums because despite my... special desires, this isn't a topic I can discuss with my square coworkers or judgy gf
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May 23, 2018 12:40
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Kazak posted:I'm glad for these forums because despite my... special desires, this isn't a topic I can discuss with my square coworkers or judgy gf imo, it's the best dirty secret to have because if you tell someone and they take it badly, there's an easy and obvious solution.
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May 23, 2018 12:43
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:imo, it's the best dirty secret to have because if you tell someone and they take it badly, there's an easy and obvious solution. Show some self restraint you 🐖. You don't eat people you interact with daily, that's how you go to jail where the good stuff is impossible to come by. you take business trips overseas duh
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May 23, 2018 12:46
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Long pig sounds pretty tasty tbh I'd eat a dude if I had to.
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May 23, 2018 13:14
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Damo posted:you thread is bad (see http://www.dictionary.com/browse/bad?s=t) and your gimmick of posting links to logical fallacies was not funny the first thread and now it is just retarded (see http://www.dictionary.com/browse/retarded?s=t) I agree. GBS should have more posts about politics, economics, cops, and being woke. A "laissez faire light", if you will.
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Gone Fission posted:The rich are a worthless drain on society, so by eating them, you're both plugging a leak in resource usage (recurring reduction in overhead) and momentarily topping up the levels of available food (one-time income bonus). Everyone wins! This guy talks like a rich. GET HIM
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