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yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
Pornhub launched its very own VPN service.

https://thehackernews.com/2018/05/free-vpn-pornhub.html

Hilarious example that people are more willing to pay whores to protect their privacy than any government.
In case my country becomes unfree I know where to go, just about right about the categories button.

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evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
What if I want people to know what I jerk off to?

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
When your country becomes unfree using a VPN will be illegal.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Why can’t you just use your phone? Like call chicks and then have sex with them. :downs:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
While a vpn to hide my sad fetishes is a start, i'd also like to install a bot that "surfs" the web for academic research papers and wikipedia articles about physics and space rocketry to fool the guys at my ISP and government that i'm super smart.

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Why can’t you just use your phone? Like call chicks and then have sex with them. :downs:

Look at this alpha Chad over here

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Good

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I’m proud of my porn habits. I have a plumperpass.com shirt I’m wearing right now in public.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Plump? er... pass

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

Icochet posted:

While a vpn to hide my sad fetishes is a start, i'd also like to install a bot that "surfs" the web for academic research papers and wikipedia articles about physics and space rocketry to fool the guys at my ISP and government that i'm super smart.

Why not jack off while writing your research papers?

https://www.researchgate.net/public..._Maid_Character

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jawdins posted:

Look at this alpha Chad over here

Invite them over for a LAN party jerkoff date idk Romeo you seem to be the expert. :jerkbag:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Halser posted:

Why not jack off while writing your research papers?

https://www.researchgate.net/public..._Maid_Character

lol

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Halser posted:

Why not jack off while writing your research papers?

https://www.researchgate.net/public..._Maid_Character

NICE

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

its all nice on rice posted:

Plump? er... pass

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

its all nice on rice posted:

Plump? er... pass

yes

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
carmella bing got really fat

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

DoctorGonzo posted:

carmella bing got really fat

gently caress yes she did

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Why can’t you just use your phone? Like call chicks and then have sex with them. :downs:

Internet is cheaper.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

WatermelonGun posted:

I’m proud of my porn habits. I have a plumperpass.com shirt I’m wearing right now in public.

Plumber rear end . Gov is good too.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Halser posted:

Why not jack off while writing your research papers?

https://www.researchgate.net/public..._Maid_Character

haha

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Halser posted:

Why not jack off while writing your research papers?

https://www.researchgate.net/public..._Maid_Character

change my username to the entire text of that paper

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

OK, we all know porn advances technologies, but what is up with that paper? Did someone do that for fun or for a grade or what?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Halser posted:

Why not jack off while writing your research papers?

https://www.researchgate.net/public..._Maid_Character

holy poo poo

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Halser posted:

Why not jack off while writing your research papers?

https://www.researchgate.net/public..._Maid_Character

'The author received no funding for this research. The results of the present study do not constitute endorsement of any potential entity whether expressed or implied. Quetzalcoatl is also not the author’s “waifu”, although he respects her character as THE GODDESS OF THICC.'

Science is truly a renaissance man's pursuit

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

It is important to note, however, that large breasts do give a consistently notable aerodynamic advantage.

Kesshan
Jan 29, 2010

Halser posted:

Why not jack off while writing your research papers?

https://www.researchgate.net/public..._Maid_Character

this paper would not pass peer review for a variety of reasons, such as failing to model deformation of the structures involved, and also being about anime garbage

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
"That's about it for the interview, you're exactly what we've been looking for. Welcome to Johnson's Hydroelectrics! Oh just one more thing.. in your application you left out the subject of your thesis. Let's just get that cleared real quick."

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

evobatman posted:

What if I want people to know what I jerk off to?

my fetish is being spied on by the fbi

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Bush wrote that anime research

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

GWB is EASILY the best President of the United States of America.







Whats a few war crimes between another mountain biker? He's one of us.

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 13:02 on May 25, 2018

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Halser
Aug 24, 2016

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

change my username to the entire text of that paper

wouldn't mind a lucoa avatar honestly

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

evobatman posted:

What if I want people to know what I jerk off to?
from what I understand in the article, you don't have to use the VPN for Pornhub. You could just go on there normally and then use the VPN for going to SA

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
What's this VPN nonsense? Why back in my day, I remember you needed to make a dial-up connection with a credit card to some porn server to get access to HOTTT videos. Oh, how blue my balls were .

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Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l

Icochet posted:

"That's about it for the interview, you're exactly what we've been looking for. Welcome to Johnson's Hydroelectrics! Oh just one more thing.. in your application you left out the subject of your thesis. Let's just get that cleared real quick."

lol

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