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Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
i was in the shower cleaning my rear end in a top hat and thinking about posting and i got the idea to make this thread for you to post what unlikely profession you have that goons might not expect you to have

I'm an elementary school english teacher

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

profess your love for my balls and i will rate this thread 4 instead of 1. this choice is yours...

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i give people like tha OP Super Swirlies for a living!!!

client
Aug 19, 2010

history has shown time and time again that goons should not be allowed around children

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Train Conductor/retard masturbator

Payment Day
May 12, 2018

by Hand Knit
Im in journalism

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Payment Day posted:

Im in journalism

what type OP

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


currently doing PR work for a governor who did a sex crime

i'm typically a web developer but the rest of the marketing and PR team has taken so much leave all at once that I'm now the next person on the chain to be responsible

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
Fag Enabler

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I'm a brogrammer

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Balls juggler

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

live-in gimp

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Right now i touch printers and computer but have an interview in 15 min to touch computer in different way

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
i'll be honest guys theres not really much joke material here

what about weirdest jobs you have ever done

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
As I was always taught, the first thing you wash in the shower is always The rear end

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

I work at home op

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
shitposter

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


My job is to Photoshop poo poo and put it on the Internet.

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
:ck5:

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
I'm a proctologist. I have a home-school degree.

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

Neutrino posted:

I'm a proctologist. I have a home-school degree.

how much was your tuition fee

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

Rakosi posted:

how much was your tuition fee

A two-year supply of lubricant.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Rakosi posted:

i'll be honest guys theres not really much joke material here

what about weirdest jobs you have ever done

some random milf asked me for a ride when i was at the supermarket and i obliged but i didnt sex her :(

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Orange parking cone factory sales rep/public relations. :v:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Gay conversion therapist

Payment Day
May 12, 2018

by Hand Knit

Rakosi posted:

i'll be honest guys theres not really much joke material here

what about weirdest jobs you have ever done

People offer me sexual favors for good reviews

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

I'm professing that op is a bad poster.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i’m broly - the legendary super saiyan’s rear end in a top hat

Bearded Whiteguy
Mar 2, 2018

I APPROPRIATE THE PLIGHT OF OTHER RACES TO FILL THE VOID OF BEING A FAT USELESS FUCK

Rakosi posted:

i'll be honest guys theres not really much joke material here

what about weirdest jobs you have ever done

When I was trying to pay for college I worked at a theater and one of the comics we had was Rick Shapiro. It was my job to make sure he didn't get high on cocaine before the show that night. We drew straws. I lost. This is what you meant, right?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Nooner posted:

Right now i touch printers and computer but have an interview in 15 min to touch computer in different way

What's the best way to get, build, or modify a printer so that I can use it as an A0 size flat bed inkjet? Some budget concerns I can't drop a couple grand

E: actually B0 would be better

SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 00:09 on May 25, 2018

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I work on how to make nuclear weapons, but cheaper and easier. Because of course we need to make it easier to build the bomb.


I also patent some processes that idiots pay stupid amounts of money for to sue other people for stupendous amounts of money.

Kinda glad I'm leaving soon.

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
i build, maintain and clean life saving equipment for industrial applications

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
i make bad posts in bad threads for a living

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Pro-Chad

SilkyP fucked around with this message at 01:41 on May 25, 2018

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
Kane

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I’m an unpaid IK for gbs.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Hell Yeah posted:

profess your love for my balls and i will rate this thread 4 instead of 1. this choice is yours...

I love your balls but this isn't my thread so I don't care what you rate it.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I'm an alchemist I forgot to mention what I do

I spent about 45 minutes collecting various herbs and minerals but I accidentally disturbed a nest of baby birds so I cut it off early . The mama seemed scared.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Thread should be listing every job you've ever had.

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Right so you could dox us maybe pancakes was right about goons after all :rolleyes:

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