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Like theres not even marble statues of godesses to crank one out to like rome had. I’d get that imagination could work for a while but once you get to adulthood thinking about previous sexual experiences is more likely to cry than turn you on. Did they carve hot chicks out of wood, or like jack it to a portrait in the lords manor, risking death in the process? poo poo must have been brutal
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bayeux fapestry
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Those trees that look like butts and vaginas and stuff i bet... i guess... or whatever
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May 25, 2018 06:01
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curlys gold posted:bayeux fapestry Mods please change my name to this
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May 25, 2018 06:02
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Rape was legal back then. When people got horny they went a raping. Man, woman, child, pet, livestock. Who cares its all legal in the middle ages.
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May 25, 2018 06:03
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May 25, 2018 06:03
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The torture porn bonanza known as the old testament.
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Sex was gross back then so they tried not to think about it.
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Shamino posted:The torture porn bonanza known as the old testament. They didn't even need much of it because they had the torture porn bonanza called the Catholic Church. This isn't a knock. Sadomasochist Jesus is kind of hot.
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It was a sin back then just as it is now OP, so no one did it. Either that or they searched the ground for sootikins to smell.
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May 25, 2018 06:07
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sexily shaped rocks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiP27_Vt2zg
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i think i figured it out. dudes just helped a brother out and jerked each other off no homo. like 300 days at sea travelling to india or whatever with absolutely nothing to do and 0 women, those ships must have been painted white from all the lonely sailor loads alone. or maybe stick your dick out the cannon hole and make a joke as you blast thick ropes into the Atlantic Ocean lmao
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May 25, 2018 06:17
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Plague doctors
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May 25, 2018 06:18
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Erotic woodcarvings and thinking of that time they saw Ingrid's boob pop out when she bent over coughing from the plague. People were named Ingrid back then right?
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May 25, 2018 06:20
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dragons were real and sucked a mean dick. no reason to j/o
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May 25, 2018 06:22
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as mentioned stuff like certain rocks, cave entrances, dead bugs, winter storms, really just a stupid amount of crazy sexy things to have a tug about
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Heh.
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maybe whatever vaguely suggestive piles of plague-corpses they came across during their time of need.
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my guess OP is not much because women were chattel and you could do whatever you wanted to your wife (property) and if she didn't go along you could kill her
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May 25, 2018 06:29
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I saw those old bubonic plague cuts, it makes your whole body get covered by nipples.
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I'm pretty sure you just attacked a neighboring village instead
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Blue Train posted:Plague doctors Yea they got that slutty beak in deep
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What do you think they jacked it to?     Just go search 'illuminated manuscript butt trumpet' and you'll see all you need to know.
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May 25, 2018 06:58
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So they jerked it to butt trumpets? Please elucidate i am confused
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An earlier precursor to shitposting.
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May 25, 2018 07:16
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Imagination is better than porn.
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May 25, 2018 07:23
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the sound of the local lord raping their wives
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The Dennis System posted:Imagination is better than porn.
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GIS erotic amphorae OP
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The Dennis System posted:Imagination is better than porn. if that were true we never would have imagined porn and then made the dream come true
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the same poo poo we do now double penetration, spitroasting, bigass titties, orgies, sex with animals, literally nothing has changed I was at this place in 2012 and I took hundreds of pics because :porn: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khajuraho_Group_of_Monuments
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Imagine, instead of humbly loading that pornhub on a device at home, coming down to the public masturbatorium with sexy statues. Hope you're wearing some shoes.
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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/Hegassen_scroll.jpg
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Come for the farts, stay for the disturbingly detailed scrotums
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it was pretty difficult to crank it, families tended to live together, houses usually had communal sleeping areas, and everyone was pretty horny. unless you were nobility you probably just found someone to gently caress and if they got pregnant hey that's your wife now.
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curlys gold posted:bayeux fapestry
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As you reach the middle ages it seems to be mostly milfs and home equity
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