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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I promised I would swear off ever seeing another Star Wars movie if Solo turned out to be bad.

Disney got lucky this time because it turned out to be good. I especially loved L3. She was a foxy, independent robot woman who don't need no man.

Donald Glover made a better Lando than the original Lando.

My only criticism was that this movie would have been even better with less action and more talking. Quentin Tarantino would have been perfect for this.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Just realized that "L3" could be an allusion to "Lambda Lambda Lambda," the all Black fraternity from Revenge of the Nerds.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The only thing that marred the movie was the sequel hook with Darth Maul. A blemish on an otherwise pretty good film.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
do we get to see chewbacca as a puppy? because that's all i want

Otterspace
Jul 13, 2006

This is not a good idea.

Gatekeeper posted:

do we get to see chewbacca as a puppy? because that's all i want

Puppy Chewbacca is in the movie for about a minute and a half in the Corellian dog pound scene. After that it's adult Chewie. Again another STUPID choice by Kathleen SJW Kennedy and her SJW team,

Woden
May 6, 2006
I haven't been following this at all, do they do kessel run?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Woden posted:

I haven't been following this at all, do they do kessel run?

Yes. We get to see the Kessel run, though it's not as good as the scenes with L3.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Darth Maul is Snoke.

He gets disfigured by Kenobi in his new upcoming movies a la the emperor fate at the end of the prequels.

So Snoke getting split in half in the last movie is a homage to him getting split in half in the first one

its poetry

apparently poetry means "rehash until franchise fails"

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I like you Applewhite, but you always have the worst opinions on movies.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Applewhite posted:

I promised I would swear off ever seeing another Star Wars movie if Solo turned out to be bad.
"would" "if?" weak promise

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Madcosby posted:

Darth Maul is Snoke.

He gets disfigured by Kenobi in his new upcoming movies a la the emperor fate at the end of the prequels.

So Snoke getting split in half in the last movie is a homage to him getting split in half in the first one

its poetry

apparently poetry means "rehash until franchise fails"

It's poetry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFqFLo_bYq0

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

my dog died im sad posted:

I like you Applewhite, but you always have the worst opinions on movies.

I thought that was me

Anyway solo is very boring and referenced a bunch of trash Star Wars stuff like this awful game

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_Masters_of_Ter%E4s_K%E4si

I cannot believe it

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
star wars is stupid

Otterspace
Jul 13, 2006

This is not a good idea.

Gaunab posted:

star wars is stupid

no you are

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

CelticPredator posted:

I thought that was me

Anyway solo is very boring and referenced a bunch of trash Star Wars stuff like this awful game

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_Masters_of_Ter%E4s_K%E4si

I cannot believe it

I bought this game when I was a kid thinking it was gonna be like tekken 3 but Star Wars


drat

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I rented it from blockbuster and it was just so bad. I played it for one day and left it in its case until I dropped it in the slot.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Otterspace posted:

no you are

no you are

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i cant tell what the gently caress the movie is supposed to be about from the trailers but thats most movie trailers in general now

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

It’s every thing Han Solo is.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

CelticPredator posted:

It’s every thing Han Solo is.

Like fresh bread & cocktails? :shrug:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Madcosby posted:

Darth Maul is Snoke.

He gets disfigured by Kenobi in his new upcoming movies a la the emperor fate at the end of the prequels.

So Snoke getting split in half in the last movie is a homage to him getting split in half in the first one

its poetry

apparently poetry means "rehash until franchise fails"

If Darth Maul is Snoke I will forgive TFA (but never TLJ!)

Otterspace
Jul 13, 2006

This is not a good idea.

Gaunab posted:

no you are

mods?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Snoke is the second worst thing Larry Kasdan made besides Solo.

Snoke is def worse than Dreamcatcher. gently caress Snoke.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

But did he complete the kettle run in 3 parsnips is what I really want to know.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
did his smuggler buddies betray him? Did he fist the wookie?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

CelticPredator posted:

Snoke is the second worst thing Larry Kasdan made besides Solo.

Snoke is def worse than Dreamcatcher. gently caress Snoke.

Oh poo poo, Kasdan did Dreamcatcher? That movie is fun to watch because it's such a trainwreck.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

This is better than Snoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kyia6-knLs

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel

Otterspace posted:

Again another STUPID choice by Kathleen SJW Kennedy and her SJW team,

What does a SJW team even do?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

frumpykvetchbot posted:

What does a SJW team even do?

They replace all of the red pills with blue ones.

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

what episode of band of brothers is this

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Handen posted:

what episode of band of brothers is this

Winters learns from spiers about the fun of killing german POWs and is like "i better get on that poo poo"

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

Panzeh posted:

Winters learns from spiers about the fun of killing german POWs and is like "i better get on that poo poo"

Winters: *takes a massive drag from a cigarette* "Would any of you men care for a smoke?"
Nixon: "Uh, Dick, everything alright?"
Winters: "Hold my beer, Nix."

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

Applewhite posted:

Quentin Tarantino would have been perfect for this.

No, just gently caress no. tia

joebuddah
Jan 30, 2005
Haven't you figured it out yet? Jar Jar is Snoke. That's why Snokes face is so disfigured

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

yogizh posted:

No, just gently caress no. tia

I was getting a lot of True Romance vibes.

Marlboro for Cats
Apr 14, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress this I'm not falling for it again. I'm not watching another goddamn star wars. This movie isa piece of poo poo and I know it and you know it and you can't loving lie to me. I'm spending my $15 on cam whores instead.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Marlboro for Cats posted:

gently caress this I'm not falling for it again. I'm not watching another goddamn star wars. This movie isa piece of poo poo and I know it and you know it and you can't loving lie to me. I'm spending my $15 on cam whores instead.

No it’s satisfactory I promise. Maybe even better than Rogue One and leaps and bounds ahead of seven and eight.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
Wait a minute, Darth Maul is in Solo?

First of all, he was dead. Ok I guess he got glued back together or turned into a cyborg or something. Doesn't matter.

But Han Solo, the guy who didn't believe in all that jedi force bullshit in the first movie, has now actually encountered jedi force bullshit before and witnessed a guy who can flip out and do impossible force things?

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Klyith posted:

Wait a minute, Darth Maul is in Solo?

First of all, he was dead. Ok I guess he got glued back together or turned into a cyborg or something. Doesn't matter.

But Han Solo, the guy who didn't believe in all that jedi force bullshit in the first movie, has now actually encountered jedi force bullshit before and witnessed a guy who can flip out and do impossible force things?

He does't encounter Maul. Maul makes no sense and shouldn't have been in the movie anyway, but Han never sees him.

retarded daenerys does though, and she really shouldve died at the end

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Shamino
Mar 14, 2008

I am weary of loitering about Britain. There is much we could be accomplishing! Where hast thou been, anyway?
I like they killed snoke with no expansion of his backstory but spent 30-40 minutes on the pointless casino planet that didn't even really come with any character development. It was mostly "look at our puppets!!"

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