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https://www.bt.dk/udland/skudramt-laerer-tackler-elev-og-afvaerger-skoleskyderi-i-usa Google Translate posted:According to Ethan Stonebraker, the armed student had just asked permission to leave the classroom when he shortly came back with two guns and started shooting. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jason-seaman-indiana-science-teacher-tackles-gunman-noblesville-west-middle-school-shooting-today-2018-05-25/ quote:A science teacher is being praised as a hero after tackling a male student armed with two handguns at a suburban Indianapolis middle school Friday morning. A student said he watched Jason Seaman run toward the gunman and tackle him to the ground after he fired several shots into a classroom. What a hero! Of course, this will just embolden the NRA and their stupid idea about arming teachers.
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# ? May 26, 2018 07:24 |
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i am glad no body died
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# ? May 26, 2018 07:29 |
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Dual wielding really is ineffective unless you're in a john woo movie or the matrix
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# ? May 26, 2018 07:31 |
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brylcreem posted:Of course, this will just embolden the NRA and their stupid idea about arming teachers.
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# ? May 26, 2018 07:35 |
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Why bother arming teachers when the sports teams are already armed?
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# ? May 26, 2018 07:37 |
that teacher is serously a badass and i'm glad he literally threw himself at an armed gunman to save a bunch of kids who probably think he's hitler half the time for a pop quiz
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# ? May 26, 2018 07:39 |
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Arm teachers with basketballs. Because apparently school shooters are losing their touch.
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# ? May 26, 2018 07:39 |
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Wow the nerd couldn't even handle a chest pass
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# ? May 26, 2018 07:39 |
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A pitching machine in every class!
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# ? May 26, 2018 07:40 |
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If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a dodgeball!
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# ? May 26, 2018 07:42 |
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We should just ban guns to save these pathethic kids from embarrassing themselves. Waiting for a kids to shoot up a school only to slip, fall and shot him self in the dick.
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# ? May 26, 2018 07:43 |
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unpleasantly turgid posted:Wow the nerd couldn't even handle a chest pass figures
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# ? May 26, 2018 08:28 |
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welcome to the jam indeed
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# ? May 26, 2018 08:43 |
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Imagine if they started recruiting NBA players to guard schools.
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# ? May 26, 2018 10:33 |
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If this shooter had a guard, this wouldn’t have happened. Did I do this right? I don’t watch basketball.
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# ? May 26, 2018 10:38 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:that also would have happened if the teacher had done nothing. there is no outcome or series of events that wouldnt reaffirm in their minds that more guns are the answer More guns of course, are the answer
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# ? May 26, 2018 10:46 |
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T.S. Smelliot posted:More guns of course, are the answer But what is the question?
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# ? May 26, 2018 10:54 |
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AARO posted:Imagine if they started recruiting NBA players to guard schools. A sure fire way to reduce casualties in American schools is having tall black men there for when the cops show up
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# ? May 26, 2018 11:14 |
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who needs gun control when you have ball control
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# ? May 26, 2018 11:18 |
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we must stop the unchecked proliferation of b-ball crimes
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# ? May 26, 2018 11:22 |
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"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." Patches O'Houlihan
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# ? May 26, 2018 11:26 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:we must stop the unchecked proliferation of b-ball crimes This will only end in the Chaos Dunk
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# ? May 26, 2018 11:41 |
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the year is 21XX, b-ball is outlawed
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# ? May 26, 2018 11:53 |
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The answer to school shootings is not more guns, it's more Chads
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# ? May 26, 2018 12:01 |
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people argue that bullying is what drives kids to becoming potential school shooters but bullying clearly saved the day here so now I don't know what to believe
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# ? May 26, 2018 12:53 |
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no, no, it's sea-MAN
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# ? May 26, 2018 13:00 |
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shut up blegum posted:But what is the question? "What should we throw into this active volcanoe?"
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# ? May 26, 2018 13:02 |
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Jason "High T" Seaman
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# ? May 26, 2018 13:03 |
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Oh its that time of the week again, huh?
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# ? May 26, 2018 13:05 |
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I got $500 on the next one being a music teacher with a tuba
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# ? May 26, 2018 13:58 |
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Vim Fuego posted:Dual wielding really is ineffective unless you're in a john woo movie or the matrix The loving nineties called
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# ? May 26, 2018 14:04 |
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Sounds like this was all planned out ahead of time. Why would there be a basketball in a science classroom otherwise? False flag
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# ? May 26, 2018 14:09 |
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:I got $500 on the next one being a music teacher with a tuba This is like some really silly superhero movie origin
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# ? May 26, 2018 14:29 |
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looks like the teacher had some ball ammunition of his own
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# ? May 26, 2018 14:37 |
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Wasn't there just literally a "good guy with a gun" that stopped a shooting too? Boy howdy, sure do seem to be a bunch of these shooting things.
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# ? May 26, 2018 14:37 |
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Sounds like this was all planned out ahead of time. Why would there be a basketball in a science classroom otherwise? False flag Because the teacher is hip and with it *spins basketball on finger*
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# ? May 26, 2018 14:38 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wasn't there just literally a "good guy with a gun" that stopped a shooting too? Boy howdy, sure do seem to be a bunch of these shooting things. Yeah in some restaurant. They gunned him down as he fled though, they didn’t bean his rear end with a basketball then charge him down unarmed like a loving sexual tyrannosaurus.
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# ? May 26, 2018 14:40 |
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If this isn't a recruit for the Harlem Globetrotters I don't know who is.
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# ? May 26, 2018 14:41 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:that also would have happened if the teacher had done nothing. there is no outcome or series of events that wouldnt reaffirm in their minds that more guns are the answer i can say 100% it's going to happen eventually. When it backfires (lol) they'll just whine about it despite always getting their way, same as every other conservative
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# ? May 26, 2018 14:43 |
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drugs are killing so many people liberals: make them all legal, it sounds counter intuitive but people will stop dying of overdoses if you just legalize it conservatives: loving druggies guns are killing so many people conservatives: make them legal for people to carry and get rid of gun free zones, it sounds counter intuitive but rampages are only ended when force is met with force liberals: loving guntards (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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