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Good evening, monsieur. Party of two? Right this way. I will give monsieur and madame some time to contemplate our wine list. Please let me know if you have any questions. Ah, the Pinot Goatse? A fine vintage. Excellent choice, monsieur. Here is our list of appetizers. Our special of the day is on hot buns. For our main course today, we have two choices. First, the rump roast with a side of pimples. Prepped to the specified level of hairiness that monsieur or madame would prefer. Second, we have the starfish con chocolat. It is certainly one of my own favorites. I'll be back in a few minutes to take monsieur and madame's order... Vlonald Prump fucked around with this message at 10:52 on May 27, 2018 |
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Where the gently caress is that Pinot Goatse! Hurry the hell up!
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May 27, 2018 07:58
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Hi yes, godaddy customer service? Why is fuckmyass.com not available for purchase?
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May 27, 2018 08:00
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I use my rear end for shittin
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May 27, 2018 08:02
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I shall have the escargot. It says the snails are farmed in-house on a soggy pile of used jizzrags, yes? How delightfully decadent.
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May 27, 2018 08:06
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I'll have the poo poo on a Shingle. Thx.
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May 27, 2018 08:09
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You got a kids menu and crayons??
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May 27, 2018 08:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jgJhAEcq6Q
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May 28, 2018 02:11
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I'll have the rag-IN thank you
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May 28, 2018 02:14
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o_0 *backs away slowly*
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May 28, 2018 02:19
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I'll take a diarrhea sandwich with the corn on the side and a cup of mayonnaise
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May 28, 2018 02:36
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Waiter, there’s toilet paper on my dish!
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May 28, 2018 04:46
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I'll take a hotdog with ketchup on it. Also, some poop.
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May 28, 2018 05:33
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Starfish PILED HIGH
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May 28, 2018 05:38
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more toilet water please, but in a clean glass this time...
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May 28, 2018 05:39
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Oh, garçon, what is your special this evening? Oh, the pilondial cyst au poivre? Ah that sounds delightful. I’d like it extra hairy please.
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May 28, 2018 06:08
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pee-ew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii26Iwiqfvs
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May 28, 2018 06:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YQw6KLJGf8
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May 28, 2018 07:13
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*takes a deep breath* Hmmmmm ahhhhhhhh yes, that unmistakable aroma... smells like home
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May 28, 2018 19:23
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Gimme one of them there whole birds, Jacques
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May 28, 2018 19:58
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rear end eating is so last year now everyone is into fart smelling and fart hearing
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May 28, 2018 19:59
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doctors cannot cure diarrhea, it's an incurable disease
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May 28, 2018 20:02
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I'll have the rear end perdue
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May 28, 2018 20:04
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Hmm I'm in the mood for dessert... let me try your cum parfait please.
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May 28, 2018 20:04
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Madame will have a salad, sans circumflex
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May 28, 2018 20:04
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EdwardSwifferhands posted:You got a kids menu and crayons?? 
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May 28, 2018 20:21
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Excuse me I think this cocktail is supposed to come with a rimmer.
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May 28, 2018 20:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSEwcksglTw
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Jun 1, 2018 03:32
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I like the op
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Jun 1, 2018 04:37
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I'll start with the human caviar, with a side of eye crust please
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Jun 1, 2018 05:09
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i like me some french pervert poo poo
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Jun 1, 2018 05:11
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How much long pig can I get for $12?
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Jun 1, 2018 05:46
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i think my for desert i will have the waiter beat me to death with your fanciest hammer
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Jun 1, 2018 05:50
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I'd like one le' hot dog. Eh, I'm sorry, one mass of reconstituted pig rectums please.
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Jun 1, 2018 05:50
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Does the From du Penis come with the foreskin still attached or on the side?
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Jun 1, 2018 05:55
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do not worry about french homosexual affectations
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Jun 1, 2018 05:55
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Blue Raider posted:i like me some french pervert poo poo tu ne signes pas vos lettres
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Jun 1, 2018 05:58
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:tu ne signes pas vos lettres Ah yes MR SCROTO, a regular at Chez Derriére
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Good evening monsieurs, madames, and hommes ambiguës. It seems our fine establishment is quite busy tonight. May we interest you in an apertif? Our Brown Bisque avec Corn is simply delightful. Our apologies for the longer wait times tonight. It seems the last batch of rump roasts delivered was... tainted. We know what you fine monsieurs come here to eat, and it is not taint.
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It's about time we brought some high class to eating rear end
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