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crazy enough, to work ok so i'll start with this little dynamo; a gay hot dog stand. it's called SAUSAGE SMOKERZ It's like a regular hot dog stand, but like, gay. Super gay. We'd sell all sorts of hot dogs, brats, smokies, whatever but there's always EDM blaring and really cool lights and decorations and stuff. The hot dog man will be a super fit and hot guy wearing nothing but sunglasses and a thong but the thong has a a big bratwurst as a cod piece and he just keeps dancing as he grills the dogs and swings his big wiener around with the gyrations. and it's a real 3 lb sausage because this poo poo is legit no foam or prosthetic bullshit a real wiener just spinning around all over the place as he preps the dogs and dances. also ketamine is available
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Yo wasn’t that a place on that action Bronson show?
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# ? May 28, 2018 01:08 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yo wasn’t that a place on that action Bronson show? i dont know what that is
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the united states government could have a body that regulates businesses to prevent noncompetitive practices
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Statutory Ape posted:the united states government could have a body that regulates businesses to prevent noncompetitive practices the gay hot dog stand would slay. It's like a regular hot dog stand but better by every observable metric.
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BONE DOG posted:i dont know what that is It’s this morbidly obese rapper who goes around and stuffs his face with food while he’s on tour and they mostly film him eating the food and then heaving around on stage for a couple minutes. P cool.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It’s this morbidly obese rapper who goes around and stuffs his face with food while he’s on tour and they mostly film him eating the food and then heaving around on stage for a couple minutes. P cool. that doesn't sound like my idea at all
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Twitter
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# ? May 28, 2018 01:22 |
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represent ghosts as a lawyer in cases against the target of their grievance
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# ? May 28, 2018 01:25 |
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Mozi posted:represent ghosts as a lawyer in cases against the target of their grievance i rest my case in peace. It's a show! you're head writer!
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BONE DOG posted:that doesn't sound like my idea at all Same vibe.
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BONE DOG posted:i rest my case in peace. It's a show! you're head writer! the Case of the Hot Dog Haunter
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Meat production based on needlessly torturing animals to save a few dollars. No one would eat meat if they knew how bad the conditions for animals were under a system like that.
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A donut food truck. The sign will say Bofa Special $1.99. When people ask “what’s bofa” you go BOFA DEEZ NUTS and pull out a platter of two donuts. It’s a two for one special.
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The name of the truck is Action Team Doughforce
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# ? May 28, 2018 01:30 |
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The Dennis System posted:Meat production based on needlessly torturing animals to save a few dollars. No one would eat meat if they knew how bad the conditions for animals were under a system like that. Do you want loving sauerkraut or what
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The Dennis System posted:Meat production based on needlessly torturing animals to save a few dollars. No one would eat meat if they knew how bad the conditions for animals were under a system like that. Yeah animals hate having a shepherd and protection from predators. That’s why agriculture never happened.
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A humble convenience store
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Soda cans but instead of soda it's filled with bottom of the bag chip dust
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# ? May 28, 2018 01:32 |
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A dead gay comedy forum.
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# ? May 28, 2018 01:32 |
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Isaac posted:A humble convenience store A proud, bombastic, elitist convenience store.
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# ? May 28, 2018 01:32 |
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A gym for dogs.
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A home tutoring business, but for videogames.
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A psychic sex line, to contact the sexiest dead.
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# ? May 28, 2018 01:37 |
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A liver-fixing sword.
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Jove Tone posted:A gym for dogs. Yeah i thought about that but i found at that it always exists its called curves
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BONE DOG posted:the gay hot dog stand would slay. It's like a regular hot dog stand but better by every observable metric. So basically the big gay icecream stand only it's hot dogs
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An online dating service for christian dogs.
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# ? May 28, 2018 01:39 |
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BONE DOG posted:Yeah i thought about that but i found at that it always exists its called curves Excuse me my MOTHER goes to curves!!??
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# ? May 28, 2018 01:40 |
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ok, imagine one of those conveyor belt sushi joints but instead of fish its burger sliders or like a thing of 3 buffalo wings, each plate is like $2-$5
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Buy my feces. I will make poo poo and you pay me.
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# ? May 28, 2018 01:40 |
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A little theater where you can experience memes on the big screen in glorious surround sound.
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Jove Tone posted:Excuse me my MOTHER goes to curves!!?? How is that possible? It's a gym for dogs, not a gym for cows!
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Custom cult/secret society designer. uniform/robe design, concrete theologically, philosophically sound psychotic rambling available, hierarchy development for both benevolent councils and malevolent archvillains, custom pagan alphabets etc. and starter nihilist pack of people just willing to pretend to be the foundational core of your cult so you can employ social pressure far sooner than normal with some standalone operation
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A really comfortable and clean public bathroom, with private, separate rooms, for a satisfying pooping experience even away from home.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:A really comfortable and clean public bathroom, with private, separate rooms, for a satisfying pooping experience even away from home. Good Turdger
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BONE DOG posted:Yeah i thought about that but i found at that it always exists its called curves We didn’t hump.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:How is that possible? It's a gym for dogs, not a gym for cows!
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Hector Beerlioz posted:ok, imagine one of those conveyor belt sushi joints but instead of fish its burger sliders or like a thing of 3 buffalo wings, each plate is like $2-$5 This is a good idea but it only works if you get beer taps at the table and serve yourself glasses of draft and it bills you for the beer by volume
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