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What are some of your favorite lies you've heard when it comes to motorcycles. One of mine comes from older Harley riders "I never use the front break since it will lock up and send you flying" Or, when it comes to gear and getting in wrecks, you can use gear more than once when it comes to wrecks outside of helmets (Within reason, helmets get changed out though)
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Jun 8, 2018 20:48
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Motorcycles will have me knee deep in clunge
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Jun 8, 2018 21:15
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chicks dig bieks
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Jun 8, 2018 23:17
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I'll save so much money in gas by having a motorcycle.
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Jun 9, 2018 02:43
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Install pod filters for MOAR POWAH
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Jun 9, 2018 03:07
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A full face just cuts my field of view and isn't any safer than a half helmet.
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Jun 9, 2018 09:33
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Gear's useless because I've ridden for years and never crashed.
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Jun 9, 2018 09:35
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You don't need to "push" the bars to turn at speed, just wrestle the bike in the direction you want it to go. Gear is useless. I won't speed ever on the brand new r1/Gixxer/CBR1000. MSF classes aren't worth the money and it's way better to be taught by a friend/whoever.
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Jun 9, 2018 11:03
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loud
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Jun 9, 2018 15:51
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pipes
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Jun 9, 2018 15:52
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save
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Jun 9, 2018 15:52
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lives
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Jun 9, 2018 15:52
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My uncles brothers cousins grandmas aunt died looking at a motorcycle once.
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Jun 9, 2018 15:53
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I love my sportster/fat boy/softtail. The speed, the power. It’s like nothing you can understand. What’s that? You ride a Japanese literbike? The style...the history...it’s like nothing you can understand...
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Jun 9, 2018 20:45
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Oh...another one that annoys me: You’ve been riding motorcycles for the past 30 years (I’m 47)? ME TOO! I rode my cousins 80cc dirt bike when I was 12.
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Jun 9, 2018 20:48
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“I’ve always wanted to, but I’m addicted to that speed, man.”
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Jun 9, 2018 21:23
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"my wife will kill me" "I don't need a helmet to just go around the block" "I don't need a helmet on a long trip, it's going to make it less of an experience" " a huge portion of motorcycle accidents are from impatient hotheads who can’t wait literally 20 seconds and are awful at traffic pattern analysis" - said in this forum
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Jun 10, 2018 03:57
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Slim Pickens posted:A full face just cuts my field of view and isn't any safer than a half helmet. Plus you'll never be able to hear anything! Way unsafe.
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Jun 10, 2018 12:06
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drinking and motorcycles never mix!
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Jun 10, 2018 22:03
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“No title but they’re easy to get and I’ll give you a bill of sale” “Carbs recently cleaned” “Just needs <insert cheap part here> to run”
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Jun 10, 2018 23:01
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"dont have time to fix it"
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Jun 11, 2018 01:30
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EX250 Type R posted:drinking and motorcycles never mix!
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Jun 11, 2018 02:32
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In ad for sportsbike advertised by mid 20's male Never tracked, never dropped.
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Jun 11, 2018 03:32
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Jonny 290 posted:chicks dig bieks You know... I thought I'd get hit on by chicks... Instead its a bunch of dudes. I should sue someone!
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Jun 11, 2018 15:00
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I keep saying it, if you're a straight woman or gay man, bikes are absolutely going to get you laid. If you're not, well have fun talking to random guys anyway
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Jun 11, 2018 15:21
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“You can start out on a [supersport of choice], they don’t go fast until way up in the rev range”
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Jun 11, 2018 15:30
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motorcycles make you cool or interesting
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Jun 11, 2018 16:48
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shacked up with Brenda posted:motorcycles make you cool or interesting it's not a lie 
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Jun 11, 2018 18:43
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Fanelien posted:In ad for sportsbike advertised by mid 20's male Adult owned, never wheelied
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Jun 11, 2018 21:25
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I had to lay her down
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Jun 11, 2018 21:45
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I'll get bored of a 250 so I should start on a 600/1000
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Jun 11, 2018 21:50
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shacked up with Brenda posted:motorcycles make you cool or interesting Wisdom. Its scooters that do that.
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Jun 11, 2018 22:12
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I’m never going to need to get public transport to work again. (Lies i tell myself)
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Jun 11, 2018 22:36
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you need bibs to go fast Premix to what the bottle/manual tells you too I should learn to ride before I invest in the $$$ replace the springs n8 knows how to ride motorcycles
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Jun 12, 2018 14:04
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you can ride moto with glasses
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Jun 12, 2018 14:45
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"Are you a dentist?"
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Jun 12, 2018 21:33
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All of these are very common moto lies, but none of them is my favorite My favorite moto lie was when a Harley-Davidson mechanic told me that I couldn't put a Harley-Davidson battery in my Honda, because it would spin the engine too fast and break all the valves
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Jun 12, 2018 21:58
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Sagebrush posted:My favorite moto lie was when a Harley-Davidson mechanic told me that I couldn't put a Harley-Davidson battery in my Honda, because it would spin the engine too fast and break all the valves Well you see this here 'murican battery is designed for a 'murican motorcycle with way more displacement than that piece of jap crap, er, Honda, and it's just too much power for that bike to handle. 'Murica.
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Jun 12, 2018 22:23
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Sagebrush posted:All of these are very common moto lies, but none of them is my favorite Your Honda 12 volts is just 12 volts, but a Harley's 12 volts are 12 volts of HERITAGE
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Jun 12, 2018 22:24
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"spin it around like it don't even have the spark plugs in," he said
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Jun 13, 2018 01:48
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