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1. Stop watching porn. 2. Stop using a microwave. 3. Stop drinking soda. Your life WILL improve in no time at all. It’s easy to do, but most of you are slaves to hedonism. I encourage those with a negative outlook on my advice to hold off on posting, try it for three days, and then post back here.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 16:50 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:27 |
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You first, pal.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 16:51 |
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i broke rule #2 today, i heated up some tea (earl grey with lavender) and some lasagna (stouffers)
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 16:52 |
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Flambeau posted:You first, pal. I haven’t watched pornography since freshman year of High School. I haven’t ordered a soda at a restaraunt since Freshman year of High School. I haven’t had a microwaved meal since my freshman year of High School. I met the love of my life Freshman year of High School and we’re happily married with two children. It’s not a coincedence.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 16:53 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:i broke rule #2 today, i heated up some tea (earl grey with lavender) and some lasagna (stouffers) Bergamot & lavender??
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 16:53 |
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myDad posted:Bergamot & lavender?? yeah, its pretty good, i get big bags of davidsons tea on Amazon, also have a bag of lapsang souchong. highly reccomend if u like tea.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 16:55 |
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Microwaves are a perfectly good part of a proper diet
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 16:55 |
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Good advice in the op, lets all refrain from posting in this thread for at least 3 days
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 16:55 |
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Do you eat your leftovers cold OP?
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 16:56 |
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General Dog posted:Do you eat your leftovers cold OP? Generally, yes, but you can use the stove top for a quick fresher tasting reheat, or the oven if you have time. If you’re at work just bring cold lunches like salads and sandwiches.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 16:59 |
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Microwaving soda is my porn.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:03 |
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Can I still eat icecream
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:05 |
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I got probated for 3 days and did a lot of good thinking about choices
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:10 |
I dont do any of those things yet my life sucks. OP lies.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:14 |
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General Dog posted:Do you eat your leftovers cold OP?
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:14 |
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Furia posted:Can I still eat icecream Yes. Unless it is soy based.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:15 |
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Jim Barris posted:I dont do any of those things yet my life sucks. OP lies. You don't happen to watch mainstream television by chance, do you?
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:16 |
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Personally i prefer- 1-think 2-start 3-doing
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:18 |
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Slam Pajamas posted:Personally i prefer- But what are you doing?
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:30 |
daddy anime posted:You don't happen to watch mainstream television by chance, do you? No, I don't.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:31 |
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I use my microwave to quickly steam cook green veggies so no, OP, you are wrong.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:32 |
Is that what's missing? Should I start watching television and my life will improve??
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:34 |
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im not waiting 40 minutes for a baked potato that is madness
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:37 |
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Sounds very wise OP, I'll start today. Hentai is cool though, right?
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:39 |
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I watch porn on my microwave through a drinking straw.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:41 |
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this is pretty similar to my three step life changing program: 1. get money 2. gently caress bitches 3. smoke trees
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:42 |
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daddy anime posted:I haven’t watched pornography since freshman year of High School. I haven’t ordered a soda at a restaraunt since Freshman year of High School. I haven’t had a microwaved meal since my freshman year of High School. I met the love of my life Freshman year of High School and we’re happily married with two children. It’s not a coincedence. currently sophomore in high school
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 17:57 |
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1. Dont pre order games 2. Dont buy games you arent going to play just because you got a "good deal" 3. https://www.mgtow.com/quote/voltaire/
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 18:00 |
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When are you going to make yet another thread about tipping at the grocery store, op?
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 18:07 |
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getting banned for making fun of lowtax's t shirts were the ops funniest post imo
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 18:13 |
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Tane posted:currently sophomore in high school PM me if you need any tips on how to survive high school.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 18:15 |
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daddy anime posted:I haven’t watched pornography since freshman year of High School. I haven’t ordered a soda at a restaraunt since Freshman year of High School. I haven’t had a microwaved meal since my freshman year of High School. I met the love of my life Freshman year of High School and we’re happily married with two children. It’s not a coincedence. sounds p boring OP, i bet you also have strong opinions on HOAs and call people “big guy” or “chief”
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 18:16 |
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Seal team 10 posted:1. Dont pre order games i preordered a game once in 2001 but I played it a lot
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 18:18 |
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Guys, I use an air fryer, drink only tap water, and haven't seen a porno video tape in quite some time. OP is a charlatan edit: forgot to mention the most important part - my life sucks
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 18:18 |
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Guys, I use an air fryer, drink only tap water, and haven't seen a porno video tape in quite some time. OP is a charlatan Air fryers rule
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 18:23 |
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Hey OP how much do you tip your wife?
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 18:23 |
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i eat rear end and drink pee
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 18:25 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:i eat rear end and drink pee Cool, cool.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 18:26 |
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I'm too dead inside to want to improve my life or actually make any changes but nice try OP.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 18:32 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:27 |
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If I stop watching pornography and using a microwave, how am I going to jack off?
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 18:54 |