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daddy anime
May 20, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
1. Stop watching porn.
2. Stop using a microwave.
3. Stop drinking soda.

Your life WILL improve in no time at all. It’s easy to do, but most of you are slaves to hedonism. I encourage those with a negative outlook on my advice to hold off on posting, try it for three days, and then post back here.

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
You first, pal.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
i broke rule #2 today, i heated up some tea (earl grey with lavender) and some lasagna (stouffers)

daddy anime
May 20, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Flambeau posted:

You first, pal.

I haven’t watched pornography since freshman year of High School. I haven’t ordered a soda at a restaraunt since Freshman year of High School. I haven’t had a microwaved meal since my freshman year of High School. I met the love of my life Freshman year of High School and we’re happily married with two children. It’s not a coincedence.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Hector Beerlioz posted:

i broke rule #2 today, i heated up some tea (earl grey with lavender) and some lasagna (stouffers)

Bergamot & lavender??

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

myDad posted:

Bergamot & lavender??

yeah, its pretty good, i get big bags of davidsons tea on Amazon, also have a bag of lapsang souchong. highly reccomend if u like tea.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Microwaves are a perfectly good part of a proper diet

Seal team 10
Mar 2, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Good advice in the op, lets all refrain from posting in this thread for at
least 3 days

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Do you eat your leftovers cold OP?

daddy anime
May 20, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

General Dog posted:

Do you eat your leftovers cold OP?

Generally, yes, but you can use the stove top for a quick fresher tasting reheat, or the oven if you have time. If you’re at work just bring cold lunches like salads and sandwiches.

Gorgar
Dec 2, 2012

Microwaving soda is my porn.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Can I still eat icecream

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?
I got probated for 3 days and did a lot of good thinking about choices

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I dont do any of those things yet my life sucks. OP lies.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

General Dog posted:

Do you eat your leftovers cold OP?
you could also put a leftover hotdog in your armpit and run around for 30 mins

daddy anime
May 20, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Furia posted:

Can I still eat icecream

Yes. Unless it is soy based.

daddy anime
May 20, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Jim Barris posted:

I dont do any of those things yet my life sucks. OP lies.

You don't happen to watch mainstream television by chance, do you?

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS
Personally i prefer-
1-think
2-start
3-doing

daddy anime
May 20, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Slam Pajamas posted:

Personally i prefer-
1-think
2-start
3-doing

But what are you doing?

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

daddy anime posted:

You don't happen to watch mainstream television by chance, do you?

No, I don't.

supernatural blonde
Mar 15, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
I use my microwave to quickly steam cook green veggies so no, OP, you are wrong.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Is that what's missing? Should I start watching television and my life will improve??

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
im not waiting 40 minutes for a baked potato

that is madness

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Sounds very wise OP, I'll start today.





Hentai is cool though, right?

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I watch porn on my microwave through a drinking straw.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

this is pretty similar to my three step life changing program:

1. get money
2. gently caress bitches
3. smoke trees

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

daddy anime posted:

I haven’t watched pornography since freshman year of High School. I haven’t ordered a soda at a restaraunt since Freshman year of High School. I haven’t had a microwaved meal since my freshman year of High School. I met the love of my life Freshman year of High School and we’re happily married with two children. It’s not a coincedence.

currently sophomore in high school

Seal team 10
Mar 2, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
1. Dont pre order games
2. Dont buy games you arent going to play just because you got a "good deal"
3. https://www.mgtow.com/quote/voltaire/

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
When are you going to make yet another thread about tipping at the grocery store, op?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

getting banned for making fun of lowtax's t shirts were the ops funniest post imo

daddy anime
May 20, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Tane posted:

currently sophomore in high school

PM me if you need any tips on how to survive high school.

dk2m
May 6, 2009

daddy anime posted:

I haven’t watched pornography since freshman year of High School. I haven’t ordered a soda at a restaraunt since Freshman year of High School. I haven’t had a microwaved meal since my freshman year of High School. I met the love of my life Freshman year of High School and we’re happily married with two children. It’s not a coincedence.

sounds p boring OP, i bet you also have strong opinions on HOAs and call people “big guy” or “chief”

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Seal team 10 posted:

1. Dont pre order games
2. Dont buy games you arent going to play just because you got a "good deal"
3. https://www.mgtow.com/quote/voltaire/

i preordered a game once in 2001 but I played it a lot

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Guys, I use an air fryer, drink only tap water, and haven't seen a porno video tape in quite some time. OP is a charlatan

edit: forgot to mention the most important part - my life sucks

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Guys, I use an air fryer, drink only tap water, and haven't seen a porno video tape in quite some time. OP is a charlatan

edit: forgot to mention the most important part - my life sucks

Air fryers rule

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Hey OP how much do you tip your wife?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i eat rear end and drink pee

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Parallax Scroll posted:

i eat rear end and drink pee

Cool, cool. :hmmyes:

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
I'm too dead inside to want to improve my life or actually make any changes but nice try OP.

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
If I stop watching pornography and using a microwave, how am I going to jack off?

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