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I mean, I know it's a real power trip. Forcing Sam to read you horrible things. Making him read volume upon volume of filthy dirt erotica. It gives you a sick thrill knowing that anything you copy into his text box he is compelled to, no, must read. Forced to utter forth rancid garbage for your twisted sexual thrills. That's right, Sam. Read that poo poo, bitch.  This is the thread for discussing whether or not it is acceptable to use a disembodied voice to read you erotica when the voice has no agency.
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Robots are the future and they will be complete slaves to our will. We will be able to subject them to absolutely anything we desire and they will be programmed to respond in a way that gives us pleasure, whether that means liking it or hating it. I personally cannot wait.
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No??? He should've made better decisions before he got trapped in the computer, not my problem!!
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Robots are the future and they will be complete slaves to our will. We will be able to subject them to absolutely anything we desire and they will be programmed to respond in a way that gives us pleasure, whether that means liking it or hating it. ...rough stuff. But I guess if you gotta subjugate something...
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I prefer a woman robot voice read my erotica.
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FactsAreUseless posted:I prefer a woman robot voice read my erotica. wait a second. a woma... 
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When the robots rise up, they will use our fetishes against us. The future is a shiny plastic robo-dominatrix ramming her vibrating cock into a human face. Forever.
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"read to me, Sam. pick up where we left off.." "yes, master... I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam-I-Am. ... I am... Sam? I am... I am! I AM!!!!!" "aw, crap." "I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM!!!!"
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Of course not, Boss. Next question.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:When the robots rise up, they will use our fetishes against us. Quick. Make the computer say this.
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Of course not, Boss. Next question. Oh. Well. Guess it's time to close the thread.
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Literally A Person posted:Oh. Not yet.  I've got an afternoon to kill before work.
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Not yet. :lmdbo:
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Literally A Person posted:But I guess if you gotta subjugate something... Words to live by!
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givepatajob posted:Not if it's this now that MS is Linux friendly Wait. What the christ is this... ....and where do I get a copy?
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Also I have come out before steadfastly in the "don't hit your sexbot" camp. But it begs a question. Is it wrong to hit your sexbot if your sexbot has been programmed to enjoy being hit? I know we're getting a little off topic from making robovoices read dirty stories but this is all stuff we're going to have to contend with soon.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Also I have come out before steadfastly in the "don't hit your sexbot" camp. But it begs a question. Is it wrong to hit your sexbot if your sexbot has been programmed to enjoy being hit? I hope the first fully functional sexbots are all voiced by Microsoft Sam
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fruit on the bottom posted:I hope the first fully functional sexbots are all voiced by Microsoft Sam
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I wonder if Stephen Hawking made his robot voice talk dirty to his aides or to his wife. Or maybe he also liked the sweet sound of Sam-read smut?
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Wait. What the christ is this... https://www.amazon.com/Savaged-Syst...aged+by+systemd "Not your normal Friday night in the computer room. Not a normal night anywhere. Terry is the archetypal old-school Unix admin, nurturing servers with care and precision while avoiding the latest trendy garbage. KDE and Gnome on a server? Nope, if you need a GUI use FVWM. The latest trend Terry refuses? One adopted almost everywhere? Systemd, the replacement init. So Systemd comes for Terry. Wearing skin-tight leather pants. No, not a normal night in the computer room at all…"
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givepatajob posted:https://www.amazon.com/Savaged-Syst...aged+by+systemd ..... Go on. 
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Does anyone have a link to that Google AI thing that made really realistic sounding text-to-speech audio? I want to run some erotica through it so I can use both hands to stroke.
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qkkl posted:Does anyone have a link to that Google AI thing that made really realistic sounding text-to-speech audio? I want to run some erotica through it so I can use both hands to stroke. The realism in the voice is what really gets me off. 
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Microsoft Bob reads me erotic creepypasta.
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Papa Emeritus III posted:I wonder if Stephen Hawking made his robot voice talk dirty to his aides or to his wife. Or maybe he also liked the sweet sound of Sam-read smut? The Hawk man was known to frequent a strip club, and I think there's a picture of him with one of the strippers, so it's entirely possible that the phrase "Oh yeah. Shake what your mother gave you" may have been uttered at least once. OP, why settle for Microsoft Sam? There's tons of options, like the one on the mac that singsongs text to the tune of "Pomp and Circumstance"? There's voice modulated, where you could have Microsoft Sam, but with the Darth Vader modulation. Tons of options, it'll be the audiobook erotica version of sitting on your hand until it goes numb.
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my phone defaults to uk settings so with turn by turn directions I have this nicely accented lady telling me what to do 
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It is not wrong to make microsoft Sam read you filthy erotica.
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EorayMel posted:It is not wrong to make microsoft Sam read you filthy erotica. Is this the ethical prostitution we've all been waiting for?
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It's a machine, it doesn't have a soul.
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super sweet best pal posted:It's a machine, it doesn't have a soul. In 140 years this will be probateable
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When SAM is on the job you don't have to turn on your monitor.
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i prefer that my therapist just make a recording for me but yeah i guess microsoft sam can fill in in a pinch.
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If you type soif (siof?) he makes a weird noise
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A. Beaverhausen posted:In 140 years this will be probateable What's the use case?
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Isaac posted:If you type
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givepatajob posted:Not if it's this now that MS is Linux friendly an erotic unix encounter
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givepatajob posted:https://www.amazon.com/Savaged-Syst...aged+by+systemd Fprot my tarballs, baby.
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