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called front desk to ask if they cost any money - no they're complimentary. sitting on the couch feasting on snickers and grandmas choco chip cookie wondering if the maid will restock |
# ? Jun 19, 2018 16:06 |
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i was actually really pleasantly surprised at the selection: snickers choco chip lays baked bbq chips starburst miss vicks sea salt chips hersheys chocolate bar skittles like this isnt even the ritz carlton |
# ? Jun 19, 2018 16:08 |
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"I'm sorry sir/maa'm, what I meant is that our snacks will complement your stay nicely." |
# ? Jun 19, 2018 16:14 |
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hotel for dogs puts at least 10 milkbones and a rawhide on a tray for you |
# ? Jun 19, 2018 18:36 |
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tray of snacks place had a hotel room called front desk to ask if it costs any money - no it's complimentary. sitting on the couch reading gideons bible and checking out what movies i missed on HBO |
# ? Jun 19, 2018 18:38 |
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Kontradaz posted:called front desk to ask if they cost any money - no they're complimentary. sitting on the couch feasting on snickers and grandmas choco chip cookie wondering if the maid will restock put the snickers on the underwindow A/C and crank it up, soon you'll have a frozen treat mags fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Jun 19, 2018 |
# ? Jun 19, 2018 18:38 |
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mister magpie posted:tray of snacks place had a hotel room normally I clip my nails but today I'm gonna file em down, no way I'm gonna pass up that sweet free emery board racking my brain for ways to use cotton balls, if I don't use them the maid is never gonna bring a new supply |
# ? Jun 19, 2018 18:45 |
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i know everyone was on the edge of their seats... yes, the maid refilled the snack box. i already ate the bbq chips. i skipped grabbing dinner cuz i had a feeling the snacks would be replenished and id be able to save money by eating junk |
# ? Jun 20, 2018 01:55 |
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digging in to the reese's pieces before I jack off into my cumsock (brought my own)
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 05:18 |
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DONT DRINK THE FIJI WATER! that's like 10 bucks, drink the bottle of generic water instead with your snack tray feast! |
# ? Jun 20, 2018 07:38 |
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better yet save us some snacks and we can all bake and eat togerther |
# ? Jun 21, 2018 06:16 |
you aren't supposed to eat those snacks, OP. You're supposed to take them around the hotel and engage in trades with the other guests. this in turn will drive fierce competition throughout the hotel, sparking a descent into factions, breakdown in negotiations, and finally raw, unchecked barbarism. it will all secretly be observed by the reclusive paraplegic owner of the hotel, recording the details of his experiment and then twisting the narrative to fit his visions, all in the service of creating his grand, overarching magnum opus life statement on civilization, humanity, and existence. he sits at a typewriter, watching closed circuit monitors, sometimes whispering secret orders into a microphone on his left hand side, or reporting the progress of his secret to a stuffed owl maintaining a silent vigil to his right. it's all happening just as it did with the mouse house runs, he whispers, followed by him taking a bite of a slice of wheat bread toast with cottage cheese on top. ---------------- |
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 06:33 |
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That sounds like a pretty rad hotel. The one I'm staying at next week doesn't even give you towels so you gotta bring your own I guess. |
# ? Jun 21, 2018 09:50 |
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Molestationary Store posted:That sounds like a pretty rad hotel. The one I'm staying at next week doesn't even give you towels so you gotta bring your own I guess. you must bring your own and enough for the other guests |
# ? Jun 21, 2018 12:50 |
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Kthulhu5000 posted:you aren't supposed to eat those snacks, OP. You're supposed to take them around the hotel and engage in trades with the other guests. this in turn will drive fierce competition throughout the hotel, sparking a descent into factions, breakdown in negotiations, and finally raw, unchecked barbarism. it will all secretly be observed by the reclusive paraplegic owner of the hotel, recording the details of his experiment and then twisting the narrative to fit his visions, all in the service of creating his grand, overarching magnum opus life statement on civilization, humanity, and existence. i read the yelp reviews on this place. it sounds like a 5-star hotel if the paraplegic owner chooses you to be his puppet overlord... otherwise, it's nothing too special. ----- |
# ? Jun 21, 2018 14:39 |
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"ok we need to restock the decorative soaps in the rooms, they seem to have been really popular this month"
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 14:49 |
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for real though, what hotel is this? i travel a lot for work and lots of the time it would be nice to crashin the room with free snacks.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 14:52 |
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surprisingly it was a hum drum hilton. top floor though so im assumin they go all out for the bourgeoisie |
# ? Jun 22, 2018 03:07 |