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Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
ou were on camera and the news put the video on tv asking if anyone knows the robber and your face was viewable while standing line...


and now everyone knows you smoke weed

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Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

Interesting question, op. Another good one is what if you wasn’t? Makes u think

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit
Nothing would change.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
might lose my job idk

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Uh I was there for the candy

Because weed stores know snacks

Not like the weed snacks though oh no no no

GreenaBoy
Jan 7, 2005

I like to fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles...GRAVITAS!!!

I just use a weed delivery service. I hate talking to "budtenders" with all their mumbo jumbo slang.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Matryoshka SexDoll posted:

Nothing would change.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
what is weed

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
People would say "I saw you on the news buying weed!" and I'd only reply back " :smug: "

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Lmao it's 2018 no one would care

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Matryoshka SexDoll posted:

Nothing would change.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Just claim you thought it was a piss play brothel and you just stopped in for a quick golden shower. Marijuana is for degenerates anyway.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I was standing in the checkout line at the porn store and it got robbed and I was on TV twice - first time was me on the security tape rolled up in a ball crying twenty minutes after the robbery was over and second was when I gave an interview: "yeah so I was here because I needed some candy and this guy came in and waved his gun around and shouted a lot. I remember him yelling at the cashier and everything got dark and when when I came to I had peed myself and laid there and composed myself for a while"

Chairman Mao
Apr 24, 2004

The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

Vaginal Vagrant posted:

Just claim you thought it was a piss play brothel and you just stopped in for a quick golden shower. Marijuana is for degenerates anyway.

I mean it's not like anyone can prove you weren't there to be smothered in piss.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Vaginal Vagrant posted:

Just claim you thought it was a piss play brothel and you just stopped in for a quick golden shower. Marijuana is for degenerates anyway.

Chairman Mao posted:

I mean it's not like anyone can prove you weren't there to be smothered in piss.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

this is why i keep a mickey mouse halloween mask as a service animal

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
It would change nothing.

I don't give a gently caress what people think of my weed habit. I don't give them poo poo for their drinking or preaching, they can leave me the gently caress alone.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

It would change nothing.

I don't give a gently caress what people think of my weed habit. I don't give them poo poo for their drinking or preaching, they can leave me the gently caress alone.

Look mate I'm drunk and I feel like preaching about the evils of weed, you gonna give me poo poo about it or what.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



"I was there to rob it too"

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

"I was there to rob it too"

that's pretty good, people have more respect for violent criminals than they have for degenerate potheads

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
I was there as a health inspector..to make sure the edibles don’t gently caress you up beyond your expectations. Yes, it’s a real job, JC!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Everyone already knows

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
havent you heard op? everybody thinks weed is cool now so its okay.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Twat McTwatterson posted:

ou were on camera and the news put the video on tv asking if anyone knows the robber and your face was viewable while standing line...


and now everyone knows you smoke weed

What if you were the TV or the camera or God, man?

Ligament
Jun 12, 2018
Biscuit Hider
id blow a bunch of weed smoke into the camera and say "get bent, you media jackals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Everyone already knows that I smoke weed though.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Have you been to the weed store? They have more security than a casino. Robbing the weed store would be a very dumb and bad idea.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Weed is for squares now so it would be really embarassing

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

FogHelmut posted:

Have you been to the weed store? They have more security than a casino. Robbing the weed store would be a very dumb and bad idea.

My buddy's place got robbed in Lansing, MI and the guys just hid their faces. They had no clue who they were, but they sure do have some nice footage of 3 dudes blasting their display cases open with baseball bats at night.

Moral of the story is, rob that poo poo yo!

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
I get paranoid about how they scan your lisence at the weed store, but only after I’ve already gone home and smoked the weed I bought.

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
lol you can buy weed in stores now the future rules

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Weed shops are opening next week here (ma) and ima be pissed if it’s some weakass 60 bucks an eighth bullshit!

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Tolkien minority posted:

Weed shops are opening next week here (ma) and ima be pissed if it’s some weakass 60 bucks an eighth bullshit!

Skip all the plant stuff. Go right to vaping pure distillates.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



An Ounce of Gold posted:

Skip all the plant stuff. Go right to vaping pure distillates.

This is the weed equivalent of "just skip coffee and drink redbull" which is loving stupid

Concentrates are only good for vape pens, easy edibles and having a stupid high tolerance and they'll never taste as good as good weed unless you pay out the dick for terpenes, live resin or whatever

poverty goat fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Jun 23, 2018

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Oct 30, 2012

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An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

poverty goat posted:

This is the weed equivalent of "just skip coffee and drink redbull" which is loving stupid

Concentrates are only good for vape pens, easy edibles and having a stupid high tolerance and they'll never taste as good as good weed unless you pay out the dick for terpenes, live resin or whatever

Same cost as flavorless in Michigan at least. Current one in my pen is UK Cheese. It taste of berry. I get none of the cheese terpene though. 1 out of 2 ain't bad!

E: In case anyone was wondering, this is the brand I usually go with: http://www.platinumvapepen.com/find-in-store/

An Ounce of Gold fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Jun 23, 2018

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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Twat McTwatterson posted:

and now everyone knows you smoke weed

my life would be over. that would be it. only despair would await

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tolkien minority posted:

Weed shops are opening next week here (ma) and ima be pissed if it’s some weakass 60 bucks an eighth bullshit!

it probably will be at first

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




everyone already knows i smoke weed OP so checkmate

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feller
Jul 5, 2006


Potheads never go further than 10 feet without talking about weed, so I believe the premise of this thread is flawed.

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