ou were on camera and the news put the video on tv asking if anyone knows the robber and your face was viewable while standing line... and now everyone knows you smoke weed
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 02:31 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 00:54 |
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Interesting question, op. Another good one is what if you wasn’t? Makes u think
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 02:32 |
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Nothing would change.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 02:35 |
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might lose my job idk
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 02:58 |
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Uh I was there for the candy Because weed stores know snacks Not like the weed snacks though oh no no no
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 03:07 |
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I just use a weed delivery service. I hate talking to "budtenders" with all their mumbo jumbo slang.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 03:15 |
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Matryoshka SexDoll posted:Nothing would change.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 03:26 |
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what is weed
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 04:19 |
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People would say "I saw you on the news buying weed!" and I'd only reply back " "
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 04:21 |
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Lmao it's 2018 no one would care
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 04:21 |
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Matryoshka SexDoll posted:Nothing would change.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 04:23 |
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Just claim you thought it was a piss play brothel and you just stopped in for a quick golden shower. Marijuana is for degenerates anyway.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 04:26 |
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I was standing in the checkout line at the porn store and it got robbed and I was on TV twice - first time was me on the security tape rolled up in a ball crying twenty minutes after the robbery was over and second was when I gave an interview: "yeah so I was here because I needed some candy and this guy came in and waved his gun around and shouted a lot. I remember him yelling at the cashier and everything got dark and when when I came to I had peed myself and laid there and composed myself for a while"
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 04:29 |
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:Just claim you thought it was a piss play brothel and you just stopped in for a quick golden shower. Marijuana is for degenerates anyway. I mean it's not like anyone can prove you weren't there to be smothered in piss.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 05:23 |
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:Just claim you thought it was a piss play brothel and you just stopped in for a quick golden shower. Marijuana is for degenerates anyway. Chairman Mao posted:I mean it's not like anyone can prove you weren't there to be smothered in piss.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 05:30 |
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this is why i keep a mickey mouse halloween mask as a service animal
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 05:35 |
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It would change nothing. I don't give a gently caress what people think of my weed habit. I don't give them poo poo for their drinking or preaching, they can leave me the gently caress alone.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 06:19 |
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:It would change nothing. Look mate I'm drunk and I feel like preaching about the evils of weed, you gonna give me poo poo about it or what.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 08:26 |
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"I was there to rob it too"
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 09:46 |
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:"I was there to rob it too" that's pretty good, people have more respect for violent criminals than they have for degenerate potheads
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 10:35 |
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I was there as a health inspector..to make sure the edibles don’t gently caress you up beyond your expectations. Yes, it’s a real job, JC!
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 11:09 |
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Everyone already knows
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 11:23 |
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havent you heard op? everybody thinks weed is cool now so its okay.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 19:55 |
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Twat McTwatterson posted:ou were on camera and the news put the video on tv asking if anyone knows the robber and your face was viewable while standing line... What if you were the TV or the camera or God, man?
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 19:57 |
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id blow a bunch of weed smoke into the camera and say "get bent, you media jackals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 20:09 |
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Everyone already knows that I smoke weed though.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 20:44 |
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Have you been to the weed store? They have more security than a casino. Robbing the weed store would be a very dumb and bad idea.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 20:47 |
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Weed is for squares now so it would be really embarassing
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 20:51 |
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FogHelmut posted:Have you been to the weed store? They have more security than a casino. Robbing the weed store would be a very dumb and bad idea. My buddy's place got robbed in Lansing, MI and the guys just hid their faces. They had no clue who they were, but they sure do have some nice footage of 3 dudes blasting their display cases open with baseball bats at night. Moral of the story is, rob that poo poo yo!
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 20:53 |
I get paranoid about how they scan your lisence at the weed store, but only after I’ve already gone home and smoked the weed I bought.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 21:11 |
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lol you can buy weed in stores now the future rules
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 21:13 |
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Weed shops are opening next week here (ma) and ima be pissed if it’s some weakass 60 bucks an eighth bullshit!
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 21:16 |
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Tolkien minority posted:Weed shops are opening next week here (ma) and ima be pissed if it’s some weakass 60 bucks an eighth bullshit! Skip all the plant stuff. Go right to vaping pure distillates.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 22:07 |
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An Ounce of Gold posted:Skip all the plant stuff. Go right to vaping pure distillates. This is the weed equivalent of "just skip coffee and drink redbull" which is loving stupid Concentrates are only good for vape pens, easy edibles and having a stupid high tolerance and they'll never taste as good as good weed unless you pay out the dick for terpenes, live resin or whatever poverty goat fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Jun 23, 2018 |
# ? Jun 23, 2018 22:13 |
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Tweet it at Jeff Sessions
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 22:30 |
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poverty goat posted:This is the weed equivalent of "just skip coffee and drink redbull" which is loving stupid Same cost as flavorless in Michigan at least. Current one in my pen is UK Cheese. It taste of berry. I get none of the cheese terpene though. 1 out of 2 ain't bad! E: In case anyone was wondering, this is the brand I usually go with: http://www.platinumvapepen.com/find-in-store/ An Ounce of Gold fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Jun 23, 2018 |
# ? Jun 23, 2018 22:34 |
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Twat McTwatterson posted:and now everyone knows you smoke weed my life would be over. that would be it. only despair would await
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 22:42 |
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Tolkien minority posted:Weed shops are opening next week here (ma) and ima be pissed if it’s some weakass 60 bucks an eighth bullshit! it probably will be at first
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 23:27 |
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everyone already knows i smoke weed OP so checkmate
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 23:49 |
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Potheads never go further than 10 feet without talking about weed, so I believe the premise of this thread is flawed.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 23:53 |