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truly remarkable. a generation with no memory of kirk johnson's gaping anus. i fear for the future
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the goatman, lemonparty, tubgirl, meatspin, that one hosed up page on uncyclopedia all lost to time, like tears in rain
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Jul 22, 2018 23:40
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i gape for the future
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Jul 22, 2018 23:44
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I'm going to make my son beat Mario Bros for NES before he can move onto the super Nintendo, and you better believe he's gonna be shown goatse before he's allowed to use Neopets
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Jul 22, 2018 23:45
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goethe.cx posted:truly remarkable. a generation with no memory of kirk johnson's gaping anus. i fear for the future Goatse them.
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Jul 23, 2018 00:02
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 rotten.com and stileproject
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just imagine. if you showed goatse to someone they might consider you some kind of pervert
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Jul 23, 2018 00:06
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gary oldmans diary posted:just imagine. if you showed goatse to someone they might consider you some kind of pervert Truly a World gone mad.
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yes op the passage of time is linear
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gary oldmans diary posted:i gape for the future
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goethe.cx posted:truly remarkable. a generation with no memory of kirk johnson's gaping anus. i fear for the future Me too. We can look back on our internet shock images now with nostalgic warmth. Our internet shock was leave it to beaver. Just some chill out there folks letting their freak flag fly. It was fun innocent, and had no lasting affects aside from showing your friend to see what kinda face they'd make. The kids today have an overload of internet shock to the point where I don't think anything registers as shock anymore. Even poo poo like faces of death, and the infamous Dagestan massacre are tame fuzzy memories at this point. ISIS, Mexican cartels, and those wacky street gangs in Brazil have all, but killed anyone's ability to be shocked. Want to watch people being killed in almost every way imaginable in HD! ISIS has got you covered baby. Want to see street kids literally hack each other to pieces with machetes? Brazil turning out murder videos daily! Nude women butchered like animals, quartered, and dissolved in acid? How about a son, and father tortured to death in front of each other? Or perhaps a video featuring a guy with his eyes gouged out, face skinned to the skull, with no hands trying to clutch at his throat while a guy saws at it with a rusty box cutter? Mexican cartels have documented all this, and more! The best part they are posting it all to Facebook for free, so everyone can get exposed weather they want to, or not. It will be interesting to see if there is a rise in violent crimes, or serial killers in the future due to children, and young adults being exposed to this kinda stuff. Or if like video game hysteria its all just media talking points.
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Me too. We can look back on our internet shock images now with nostalgic warmth. Our internet shock was leave it to beaver. Just some chill out there folks letting their freak flag fly. It was fun innocent, and had no lasting affects aside from showing your friend to see what kinda face they'd make. The kids today have an overload of internet shock to the point where I don't think anything registers as shock anymore. Even poo poo like faces of death, and the infamous Dagestan massacre are tame fuzzy memories at this point. Why do you know all of this
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Pawn 17 posted:Truly a World gone mad.
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Smiling Mandrill posted:ISIS, Mexican cartels, and those wacky street gangs in Brazil have all, but killed anyone's ability to be shocked. Want to watch people being killed in almost every way imaginable in HD! ISIS has got you covered baby. Want to see street kids literally hack each other to pieces with machetes? Brazil turning out murder videos daily! Nude women butchered like animals, quartered, and dissolved in acid? How about a son, and father tortured to death in front of each other? Or perhaps a video featuring a guy with his eyes gouged out, face skinned to the skull, with no hands trying to clutch at his throat while a guy saws at it with a rusty box cutter? Mexican cartels have documented all this, and more! The best part they are posting it all to Facebook for free, so everyone can get exposed weather they want to, or not. Yeah, I decided to skip that cartel one. I liked it better in the good old days when it was just a man having fun with his football-wide anus.
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Sid Vicious posted:I'm going to make my son beat Mario Bros for NES before he can move onto the super Nintendo, and you better believe he's gonna be shown goatse before he's allowed to use Neopets Make him play a romhack where it's no different from normal except it shows goatse when you beat it Then he'll grow up thinking that's what Mario was like
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idk why its called goatse, what do goats have to do with it
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rear end posted:Why do you know all of this At this point I think its harder not to know about this poo poo. One of my mothers old lady Facebook friends somehow forwarded everyone a Brazilian execution video out of the blue one day. This stuff is so prevalent, and weirdly over saturated that it almost feels like we are regressing back to the middle ages. Humans reached peak humanity, and now we are headed back in the other direction. Maybe its just that this poo poo has always gone on, but now that everyone has a smart phone they can"t resist filming their murders.
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What a strange person.
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goatse is timeless, ageless, and eternal.
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What is the exact origin date of goatse anyways? Someone has to know this
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I think I was still in college the first time I saw ol' Kirk Johnson which would have been 99 at the latest.
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april 20ht 1969. the same day neil armstrong walked on the moon.
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Why arent people hacking websites and putting goatse on them anymore? hell, hack a news twitter and make some breaking news link go to goatse!
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rear end posted:Why do you know all of this? Maybe he posts on 4chan. luchajones posted:Why arent people hacking websites and putting goatse on them anymore? I too have been wondering what happened to all those wacky hacking groups in the late 00s.
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the "goatse.cx" wikipedia article details every single major incident of goatsebombing
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MaxxBot posted:What is the exact origin date of goatse anyways? Someone has to know this Kirk Johnson posted what would come to be known as "hello.jpg" as part of a 40-picture series to Usenet in early 1997. The pictures were uploaded in a file titled "gap.zip".
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goethe.cx posted:truly remarkable. a generation with no memory of kirk johnson's gaping anus. i fear for the future correction: a generation with no memory of a world without kirk johnson's gaping anus
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YagotmeIdidit posted:Maybe he posts on 4chan. Nope 4chans layout always confused, and disoriented me. I need a simple layout made for idiots.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:idk why its called goatse, what do goats have to do with it I actually always wondered this
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I always wondered who's the lucky lady that married Kirk Johnson.
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you guys seriously have to read the wikipedia articlequote:goatse.cx (/ˈɡoʊtsi dɒt ˌsiː ˈɛks/ GOHT-see-dot-see-EKS, /ˈɡoʊtˌsɛks/; "goat sex"), often referred to simply as "Goatse", was originally an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man stretching his anus with both hands, to approximately the width of his fist. The inside of his rectum is clearly visible, alongside a mole at the 11 o’clock point relative to his anus. Below, his penis and scrotum are visible, as well as a wedding ring on the ring finger of his left hand. i'm the mole at the 11 o'clock point relative to his anus
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goethe.cx posted:you guys seriously have to read the wikipedia article that tells us nothing
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because calling it goatsex would give away the game
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Marlboro for Cats posted:I always wondered who's the lucky lady that married Kirk Johnson. KIRK JOHNSON! Not the hero we want, but the hero we deserve.
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Marlboro for Cats posted:I always wondered who's the lucky lady that married Kirk Johnson. Actress Kristen Johnson of 3rd rock from the sun fame.
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It is really weird you know that the dudes name is kirk.
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gary oldmans diary posted:i gape for the future
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It's not weird at all to know Kirk Johnston if we can all look at his gaping rear end in a top hat pretty regularly we can at least learn the guys name. It's weirder to not if you ask me, I've seen more of his insides than my wife's.
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The actual goatse.cx website is advertising a goatse cryptocurrency because why not.
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