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Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
Last one got archived so here's a new thread for our nonsense. Football starts soon so It's time to see who's in for the year

Year 5 is on
http://hbtd.league.fantasy.nfl.com/


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Scoring & Format -Pretty Standard scoring but;
.5 PPR with .1 awarded to QB for completions
200$ Waiver budget for the season

Yardage Bonuses
Passing
300-399yds +2
400 or more yds +5

Rushing and Receiving bonuses (counted separately)
100-199yds +2
200 or more yds +5

No Penalty for missed Field Goals
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Roster Sizes

Full Roster 22 Players 15 Keepers kept regardless of round.
Starters
1 QB
2 RB
3 WR
1 TE
1 DF
1 K
1 W/R/T/ Flex
BN 12

So if you want to join and have some extra FREE fun it's right here

https://www.hbtd.league.fantasy.nfl.com
Pass: HBTD REGISTRATION CLOSED

Current Slots
Marshmallow Blue - Garropolypse Now — :ducksiren: ROCK AND ROLL
pubic works project - Little Red Fournette
Forever_Peace - Ground Control — :ducksiren: ROCK AND ROLL
KettleWL - KettleWL is bad at team names — :ducksiren: ROCK AND ROLL
Oldskool - Tecmo Bowling for Columbine — :ducksiren: ROCK AND ROLL
Ben Nevis - Gurley Chubb Hunt — :ducksiren: ROCK AND ROLL
RCarr - Last Place
Chess Neckbeard - Darnolds Dank Dungeon — :ducksiren: ROCK AND ROLL
MrBru - Eili's Attack Bears — :ducksiren: ROCK AND ROLL
Felter Chesthard - NO COLLUSION!!!
Gobias Ind. - Grand Budapest Odell — :ducksiren: ROCK AND ROLL
CompeAnansi - Sunnyvale Shithawks — :ducksiren: ROCK AND ROLL


IN THE HUNT:
dy


Keeper rules and pick trading. Draft order will be determined by worst team to best team using these conditions.

code:
Regular season wins (Least to most) With ties being broken by,
Playoff wins (Least to most) With Ties being broken by, 
head to head record (least to most) With ties being broken by,
Regular season points (Least to most) With ties being broken by,
Coin flip

Other addendums
• Keeper submission deadline is 1 week prior to the draft
• Pick trade deadline is end of day Friday before the draft (not timezone specific)
      - Pick trades MUST swap an equal number of picks due to Software limitations. (Player X and Pick X for Pick Y)[i] EX: Bob's Julian Jones and Round 7 —for— Ted's Round 2. [/i]
      - Pick trades may be made mid-season (prior to the determination of draft order) by round, and may not be "protected" or include other additional clauses. Pick trades can be made for the two nearest drafts, 
        but not beyond.

Thanks to Forever_Peace / Ground Control for hashing out some details

Marshmallow Blue fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Jul 29, 2019

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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Sup????????

That means I'm in.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
I need to figure out the draft order. Thought I did at the end of the season, but I guess I just had too much alcohol.

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Back for more

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011
It took 4 years, but I succeeded in going from Worst to First. Now the next realistic goal is to work my way back to worst. And I think I can do it. I'm in!

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Is there a way to review last year's end of the year roster?

edit: nm I found it.

Noooooooooo Josh Gordon.....

MrBru
Mar 10, 2006

Mandrake, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?
I'm in

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Back again

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
In

CompeAnansi
Feb 1, 2011

I respectfully decline
the invitation to join
your hallucination

Same.

KettleWL
Dec 28, 2010
in to win`

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
9 down 3 to go.

Going to figure out draft order this week.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
Also will be posted in the OP but I like the bump.

>>> DRAFT ORDER <<<<

1. Jerry Jones Bathroom Orgy -
2. Last Place
3. Tecmo Bowling for Columbine
4. Ground Control
5. Attack Bears
6. Harambe
7. Chode Jugglers
8. Grand Budapest Odell
9. KettleWL is Bad... At Team Names
10. Garropolypse Now
11. Johnny Foosball
12. Sunnyvale Shithawks

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'm fairly burnt out on the footballs, not even sure I watched a game last season. I can poke at the team, but you'd probably be better off finding someone that will be more active.

CompeAnansi
Feb 1, 2011

I respectfully decline
the invitation to join
your hallucination
Last pick and didn't even win the championship...

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

CompeAnansi posted:

Last pick and didn't even win the championship...

I think this is because if you win 11 games in the reg season, and lose the playoffs, it's kind of your fault, in a funny fantasy football way.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Can't wait to see what scrub I get 7th!!!

Felter Chesthard
Sep 11, 2001
I'm in.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

pubic works project posted:

Can't wait to see what scrub I get 7th!!!

Baker mayfield

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Confirming I’m back this year

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
There a wait list running?

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
Just you! And I’m fairly sure we have one slot! I’ll double confirm the spot is open then organize your spot.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Ches Neckbeard posted:

There a wait list running?

email me your email you want to take over Jerry Jones Team. Lucky you they have the first pick in the draft unless they traded it.

ddoucette777@gmail.com

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
Anyone interested in a trade?

My 2018 First Round Pick (10) and 2019 6th Round Pick

—FOR YOUR—

2019 First Round Pick and 2018 7th Round Pick.

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Marshmallow Blue posted:

Anyone interested in a trade?

My 2018 First Round Pick (10) and 2019 6th Round Pick

—FOR YOUR—

2019 First Round Pick and 2018 7th Round Pick.

I would do this for #8 instead of #10.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Gobias Ind. posted:

I would do this for #8 instead of #10.

What about my 2019-4 and your 2018-6

instead of my 6 and your 7?

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

To whoever takes over Jerry Jones' Bathroom Orgy: I want the #1 pick. I will give you the #2 pick and whatever it takes to get the deal done.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

RCarr posted:

To whoever takes over Jerry Jones' Bathroom Orgy: I want the #1 pick. I will give you the #2 pick and whatever it takes to get the deal done.

Me and Mayfields Crotch Bakery.

Depends on just how many picks you're willing to sacrifice.

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Aug 3, 2018

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Marshmallow Blue posted:

What about my 2019-4 and your 2018-6

instead of my 6 and your 7?

I'm potentially interested in that.

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Marshmallow Blue posted:

What about my 2019-4 and your 2018-6

instead of my 6 and your 7?

You mean for #10? Don't think I'm interested in 10. Would need to get 8.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Gobias Ind. posted:

You mean for #10? Don't think I'm interested in 10. Would need to get 8.

I'll try to stink a little more next year.

pubic works project posted:

I'm potentially interested in that.
Keep me posted, The offer stands.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Me and Mayfields Crotch Bakery.

Depends on just how many picks you're willing to sacrifice.

What are you looking to get?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

RCarr posted:

What are you looking to get?


I mean how far are you willing to go? I'll mash for 1.2, 1 next, 2nd this and next.

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
If there's any way to push the draft to the Saturday or Sunday (September 1st or 2nd) at 8pm instead of Friday (August 31st) that would be awesome because I'm coming back from the cottage on the 1st. If not I will do my best to make it, but internet is spotty up there.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Saturday is cool. I can't do Sunday at all.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
either is fine for me.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

I'd prefer either weekend day because I'll most likely be late arriving on Friday but really whatever works for the most people I'll be OK with.

Regardless, this will still be better than last year's draft experience for me, where I was on a mid-2000s XP laptop connected to throttled DSL wi-fi.

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011
Yeah, I'd prefer the weekend days better. That time Friday is a bit of a tricky one for me.

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
Om so Saturday works for folks? Any objections?

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Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
How had draft pick trades last year so I can get those squared away?

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