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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

That Works posted:

We joke but they literally did this for people coming in for green card paperwork.

http://www.wbur.org/news/2017/03/30/green-card-ice-arrests-lawrence

This is why when I go to immigration in SF with my wife I physically bring my lawyer with me.

Somebody start thinking of a clever title for Shitember's thread.

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
The Best Current Events, Believe Me

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
NAFTA negotiations are going swimmingly

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/...ith-canada.html


quote:

In remarks Trump wanted to be “off the record,” Trump told Bloomberg News reporters on Thursday, according to a source, that he is not making any compromises at all in the talks with Canada — but that he cannot say this publicly because “it’s going to be so insulting they’re not going to be able to make a deal.”

DKD
Dec 25, 2011
My mom finally got her citizenship so she could vote for Obama. It's hard to remember a time when at least some people could talk about getting citizenship with pride and happiness, as opposed to relief at no longer having to fear unreasonable deportation (for now).

This poo poo is just so gross and contemptible.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DKD posted:

relief at no longer having to fear unreasonable deportation (for now).

didnt we just cover the part where citizenship doesnt protect people either

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
Jesus, I realized that all this deportation poo poo isn't happening purely because Trump is a smooth brain pushing openly horrible policies. It's happening also because these agencies are staffed with a critical mass of people who see the new directives, crack their knuckles and go bout time let's git er done *spits* instead of playing super compliance hardball with the orders or other borderline or actual civil disobedience to flagrantly unamerican demands.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Yeah that’s what’s really been loving with me. The readiness and eagerness of so many Americans to comply with this direction.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Thalantos posted:

I'm still doing it, but it's succeeding so far, ty!

Well best of luck on the rest of your journey my friend.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Holy poo poo Ted Cruz is actually in trouble

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1035575198169411584

I want to peelieve

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Beto is biggly crushing it

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

DKD posted:

My mom finally got her citizenship so she could vote for Obama. It's hard to remember a time when at least some people could talk about getting citizenship with pride and happiness, as opposed to relief at no longer having to fear unreasonable deportation (for now).

This poo poo is just so gross and contemptible.

I'm really glad my naturalization and military retirement certificates have Obama's signature on them

I mean, I know he didn't sign it, but having that fat treasonous dickhead's name on them would just be... ugh

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Fallom posted:

Yeah that’s what’s really been loving with me. The readiness and eagerness of so many Americans to comply with this direction.

uh 9/11 was nearly 17 years ago and by 9/12 the american public was more than happy to start this poo poo

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Mister Sinewave posted:

Jesus, I realized that all this deportation poo poo isn't happening purely because Trump is a smooth brain pushing openly horrible policies. It's happening also because these agencies are staffed with a critical mass of people who see the new directives, crack their knuckles and go bout time let's git er done *spits* instead of playing super compliance hardball with the orders or other borderline or actual civil disobedience to flagrantly unamerican demands.

I remember I used to get nonstop Facebook ads for "government jobs for vets" that featured a picture of a guy in full gear kicking in a door. While I'm sure all those ads were scams, I have no doubt a whole lot of those agencies are full of dudes who furiously mashed every one of those things.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

facialimpediment posted:

Holy poo poo Ted Cruz is actually in trouble

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1035575198169411584

I want to peelieve

Why is endorsement capitalized?

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

Thwomp posted:

Why is endorsement capitalized?

He capitalizes for emphasis. IIRC it's a marker for people with certain mental disorders

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1035540073427730432?s=19

Turns out "off the record" isn't a magic spell

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


Fallom posted:

Yeah that’s what’s really been loving with me. The readiness and eagerness of so many Americans to comply with this direction.

I mean, ICE/CPB has been like this... At least since 9/11. I can buy that it's gotten worse, but those assholes are fully on board with brown people as a threat (despite quite a few of them being some flavor of brown people.)

I view it as the same reason as most prosecutors being assholes who don't have anywhere near enough concern about their own fallibility. You don't do a job like that (or at least you don't stay or succeed) unless you're on board with the mission statement. Similar to prison guards too, IMO.

And of course, if there IS a job where you get paid to be a dickhead to minorities, chances are good that a lot of people who will view that as a perk will flock to that job. Part of the reason I'm so skeptical of the idea that ICE will be okay with different people up top. That won't change who staffs it, and THEY are the problem.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Eej posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1035540073427730432?s=19

Turns out "off the record" isn't a magic spell

Much like "I deleted it off the internet".

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Bolow posted:

So uh Netanyahu apparently started monologuing like a loving Marvel villain during a renaming ceremony for a Nuclear Research Facility

https://twitter.com/israelipm/status/1034849460344573952


:psyduck:

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1035288889102151681

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Well he's Jewish so, maybe he hasn't?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
:thejoke:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Eej posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1035540073427730432?s=19

Turns out "off the record" isn't a magic spell

Yeah. Literally nothing is off the record except your name to authorities if needed.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
He's probably totally used to saying off the record and nobody dare cross him.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Soulex posted:

Yeah. Literally nothing is off the record except your name to authorities if needed.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1035597354395680774

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

maffew buildings posted:

Well he's Jewish so, maybe he hasn't?


Yea, I'm fairly certain Jewish yahweh is fire, brimstone, and floods cloud man.

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
Good article from the NY Times today...

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/31/us/politics/beto-orourke-dreams-of-one-texas-ted-cruz-sees-another-clearly.html

Favorite quote:

"Mr. Cruz, whose given name is Rafael, is a Cuban immigrant’s son who speaks middling Spanish and wants to build the wall.

His opponent, whose given name is Robert, is a white man from a border city who speaks perfect Spanish with an accent impressive for an O’Rourke (and not bad for a Beto) and calls the family separation policy the moral stain of our times."

The author does a good job of pointing out Texan hypocrisy as a whole, too. The state that waves the biggest American flags cosntantly talks of secession, etc.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

egyptian rat race posted:

Good article from the NY Times today...

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/31/us/politics/beto-orourke-dreams-of-one-texas-ted-cruz-sees-another-clearly.html

Favorite quote:

"Mr. Cruz, whose given name is Rafael, is a Cuban immigrant’s son who speaks middling Spanish and wants to build the wall.

His opponent, whose given name is Robert, is a white man from a border city who speaks perfect Spanish with an accent impressive for an O’Rourke (and not bad for a Beto) and calls the family separation policy the moral stain of our times."

The author does a good job of pointing out Texan hypocrisy as a whole, too. The state that waves the biggest American flags cosntantly talks of secession, etc.

I have to deal with a sales guy from Texas. He refuses to wear a seatbelt, even when he isn't driving; he brings his gun with him everywhere, at one point forcing our Canadian co-worker to drive around with it in the glove box of his rental car because he had to fly somewhere on short notice; and he refuses to work with anyone that we hire who is Mexican-American, despite one of his biggest customers having a strong presence in northern Mexico and South Texas.

Based upon my interactions with other white Texans who aren't from Austin or Houston, it seems that's about par for the course.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Crakkerjakk posted:

I mean, ICE/CPB has been like this... At least since 9/11. I can buy that it's gotten worse, but those assholes are fully on board with brown people as a threat (despite quite a few of them being some flavor of brown people.)

I view it as the same reason as most prosecutors being assholes who don't have anywhere near enough concern about their own fallibility. You don't do a job like that (or at least you don't stay or succeed) unless you're on board with the mission statement. Similar to prison guards too, IMO.

And of course, if there IS a job where you get paid to be a dickhead to minorities, chances are good that a lot of people who will view that as a perk will flock to that job. Part of the reason I'm so skeptical of the idea that ICE will be okay with different people up top. That won't change who staffs it, and THEY are the problem.

On the prison guard thing, you're pretty much right. My brother's a guard at a federal place and nearly all of his coworkers are complete pieces of poo poo. He was too for a little while, but somehow he came out the other end after seeing what the inmates put up with and how the other guards act, and now he's in favor of criminal justice reform.

Come to think of it, I need to find out if he heard about the pay freeze, because he was already thinking of quitting.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Thalantos posted:

I'm still doing it, but it's succeeding so far, ty!

May I ask what pronouns you prefer? Just for my posting so I don't misgender you.

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

psydude posted:

I have to deal with a sales guy from Texas. He refuses to wear a seatbelt, even when he isn't driving; he brings his gun with him everywhere, at one point forcing our Canadian co-worker to drive around with it in the glove box of his rental car because he had to fly somewhere on short notice; and he refuses to work with anyone that we hire who is Mexican-American, despite one of his biggest customers having a strong presence in northern Mexico and South Texas.

Based upon my interactions with other white Texans who aren't from Austin or Houston, it seems that's about par for the course.

Small-town Texas is going to have a hard time when things turn purple/blue. Hell, barely more than a decade ago my wife remembers majority-minority high school teams having police escorts when playing away games in East Texas. Klan rallies are a recent memory. Compared to my childhood in cow country, CA it is nuts.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hot Karl Marx posted:

My shatter dealer is right into Rogan, Shapiro, Peterson and stuff and talks about how soft our generation is etc and I just think to myself "motherfucker, you're a weed dealer who drives around delivering all day and you're calling people soft?" I'm a very socialist and progressive person and I work in a pretty hard working and dangerous job. gently caress, I just worked 33 hours in two days for an emergency gas leak. People saying poo poo like that just sets me off hard

I thought shatter was australian for meth. Or was that shard. gently caress if I can remember.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/pftompkins/status/1035628848069500928?s=21

Those tactical comms

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fallom posted:

Yeah that’s what’s really been loving with me. The readiness and eagerness of so many Americans to comply with this direction.

Mean even when he leaves (or.... if. DUN DUN DUN) this poo poo is here to stay. At best it'll go into hibernation until the next Republican administration.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Maybe the oceans and, relatively speaking, super duper benign neighbors are leading to Americans getting that weird-rear end island nation mentality

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


I died laughing God drat

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Milo and POTUS posted:

I thought shatter was australian for meth. Or was that shard. gently caress if I can remember.

'shatter' sounds like the name of a punk ska band, and 'shard' sounds like the name of a alt-rock club.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Shard, glass, ice, crystal are pretty standard for meth.

Shatter is hash that cooled into a monocrystallic hardened form after extraction, wax cools as polycrystallic, usually from excess butane bubbling off or inconsistent cooling.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

psydude posted:

I have to deal with a sales guy from Texas. He refuses to wear a seatbelt, even when he isn't driving; he brings his gun with him everywhere, at one point forcing our Canadian co-worker to drive around with it in the glove box of his rental car because he had to fly somewhere on short notice; and he refuses to work with anyone that we hire who is Mexican-American, despite one of his biggest customers having a strong presence in northern Mexico and South Texas.

Based upon my interactions with other white Texans who aren't from Austin or Houston, it seems that's about par for the course.

I couldn't count with a calculator and an abacus the number of people I know that you just described, and they aren't uneducated poor people. They're successful white people who have wrapped themselves in toxic masculinity and imagined victimhood.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I relate all that poo poo to "man cave" bullshit

I really hate that term

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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Proud Christian Mom posted:

I couldn't count with a calculator and an abacus the number of people I know that you just described, and they aren't uneducated poor people. They're successful white people who have wrapped themselves in toxic masculinity and imagined victimhood.

Oh yeah man, he loves to complain about why he shouldn't have to feel back about being a successful white person.

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