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Looke posted:What’s mean is Sainsbury’s reducing their meal deal selection Sainsubury's have been miserly with their meal deal for ages. Best place for a meal deal is Morrissons imo
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:I listened to that 'hbomber' man and found him to be in very poor taste; people have a right to their opinions and there's no need to be so rude to them. i wish these luvvy-lefty snowflakes weren't so mean
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Nuclear Spoon posted:What's your favourite jam products Raspberry is good. As is bramble.
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Ratjaculation posted:Fixed Better, thanks
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Apr 1, 2019 08:27
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It turns out… the real April Fool was the votes we had along the way
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I don't know where the "jam man" thing came from and I have been too afraid to ask before.
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Jeremy Corbyn makes jam. And collects photographs of manhole covers.
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*clears throat* Meaningful vote. Thank you, have a wonderful April Fools.
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OwlFancier posted:And collects photographs of manhole covers. Please just call them underwear
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Whatever the outcome the indicative votes I'm assuming Beleaguered PM May will have authority to ignore it under the parliamentary precedent of April Fools.
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https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1112104131550822400 https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1112105411270696961 https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1112106069294088192 https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1112106451823034368 https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1112106954858463232 https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1112107414449356800 https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1112108002994061312 https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1112108669267636225 TL;DR Prince William had an affair with one of the Royal hangers on and the entire press is being told to shut the gently caress up about it despite all of them knowing about it and it basically being common knowledge amongst the Press.
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Is it really very difficult when you're filthy rich to avoid shagging anything that moves? Like surely you have other things to occupy your time?
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OwlFancier posted:Is it really very difficult when you're filthy rich to avoid shagging anything that moves? When you're that rich you literally have nothing else to do. You hire people to do real things so you just travel around shaking hands, having dinners and sleeping with people. Also loving lol I believe that story 100%.
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BizarroAzrael posted:https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1112596957049118721?s=19 Not April Fooling: Labour need to gently caress right off with that immediately because it's literally illegal to disguise signup pages.
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OwlFancier posted:Is it really very difficult when you're filthy rich to avoid shagging anything that moves? Yes, you have sex workers who are smart enough (and paid enough) to keep quiet. Allegedly.
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Gonzo McFee posted:
The real April Fool is me for willingly reading all those words of royal gossip. Jesus I'm dumb.
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OwlFancier posted:Is it really very difficult when you're filthy rich to avoid shagging anything that moves? Cool that you're referring to a woman as a thing rather than person
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I'm more interested that the press are willing to shut down a story about the gently caress up sons of the royal family considering they supposed to be "Just figureheads"
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Gonzo McFee posted:I'm more interested that the press are willing to shut down a story about the gently caress up sons of the royal family considering they supposed to be "Just figureheads" do you think wills gave her just the figurehead?
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Gonzo McFee posted:I'm more interested that the press are willing to shut down a story about the gently caress up sons of the royal family considering they supposed to be "Just figureheads" A Republic would shut down like a third of the cheapest, easiest (and most popular) stories they publish. Of course they're going to defend the monarchy.
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Gonzo McFee posted:I'm more interested that the press are willing to shut down a story about the gently caress up sons of the royal family considering they supposed to be "Just figureheads" In Belgium a journalist wrote a biography about Queen Paola (now 'retired') where he mentions how the affair and extramarital child of her husband the King were difficult for her to deal with. Nobody in the general public knew the King fathered a bastard, but all of the press sheepishly admitted it was sort of known between them. The king abdicated a few years ago, which also means he no longer has Royal immunity, so the presumed bastard daughter sued him to provide a DNA sample for a paternity test. So far he's refused.
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Weird shout out to prince Phillip in there, anyway this would be a super funny time for the royal family to fall apart P.s. check out this other very normal tweet from that person. https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1082773990681206785?s=19 Nuclear Spoon fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Apr 1, 2019 |
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OwlFancier posted:Jeremy Corbyn makes jam. Jeremy Corbyn is a fine dude.
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Nuclear Spoon posted:Weird shout out to prince Phillip in there goddamnedtwisto posted:Yes, you have sex workers who are smart enough (and paid enough) to keep quiet. At least that's always been the rumour/running joke about Philip (and for that matter most royal men)
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Theresa May has made a sterling effort, but what we really need is the return of Margaret Thatcher. That's a leader I would happily call mummy.
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By the standards of the British elite frankly it's a relief the prince's mistress is an adult.
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Nuclear Spoon posted:Weird shout out to prince Phillip in there, anyway this would be a super funny time for the royal family to fall apart Making Britane Grate Again
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Tenebrais posted:By the standards of the British elite frankly it's a relief the prince's mistress is an adult. Yeah lol
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Just heard some nameless commentator on 5 Live claim that Labour are aiming for the hardest of hard Brexits, and when Nicky Campbell challenged them on this, they promptly doubled down at which point I remembered that I should always put my radio back on 6Music after the weekend
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OwlFancier posted:Is it really very difficult when you're filthy rich to avoid shagging anything that moves? Quite a lot of people have affairs, and rich / leisured people have more time to do it in as well as being better placed to survive the fallout if it ends up ruining their marriage.
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Combat Theory posted:Jeremy Corbyn is a fine dude. He grows the fruit for his jams on his own allotment. We joke about it but the whole "jam grandad" meme exists to remind us how ridiculous the slurs are against this incredibly wholesome, affable and boring old chap who accidentally got catapulted into the Labour Party leadership. But he is definitely an antisemite who will gulag us all. 
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OwlFancier posted:Is it really very difficult when you're filthy rich to avoid shagging anything that moves? Unless you believe that being rich or having royal genes does in fact indicate a superior human being, you’d better just accept that they’re just as susceptible to human frailty as anyone else. poo poo happens
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Just seems weird when you have more money than god that if you feel like your life is insufficiently interesting that you wouldn't just get a hobby or something rather than cheating.
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I think the government banning things is a fine substitute for solving underlying issues and clearly the main cause of the increase in crime is that they haven't created a legislative instrument banning stabbing someone until they die, instead relying on the archaic Common Law. Tony Blair would not have stood for this. I yield, this is the best April Fool. namesake posted:When you're that rich you literally have nothing else to do. You hire people to do real things so you just travel around shaking hands, having dinners and sleeping with people.
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OwlFancier posted:Just seems weird when you have more money than god that if you feel like your life is insufficiently interesting that you wouldn't just get a hobby or something rather than cheating. it's the danger of scandal that makes it interesting, I bet. Everything else is so very safe and risk-free because you have an army of yes-men to make sure you don't break your neck.
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