[Mafia] 13 Dead End Drive

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Mr. Humalong: May 7, 2007

Retro Futurist posted:

I suppose you're wondering why I called you all here. I have reason to believe that not only was Agatha murdered, but that the murderer is right here in this room!

Everyone gasped and looked shocked at the detective... But could he be right? Who was this strange detective anyways, and what secrets might he hold? What secrets might any of them hold?
And most importantly, who killed Agatha!?

D1 begins now

Don�t put words in my mouth

# ? Jun 2, 2019 18:59

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 21:42

Mr. Humalong: May 7, 2007

REVERSAL OF FORTUNE

##vote Infinitum

# ? Jun 2, 2019 19:01

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

I'm here and I'm like, a chef or something.

##vote infinitum

Trying to start a d1 bandwagon on the detective smh

# ? Jun 2, 2019 20:27

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Dogpiling already Cpig? SMH

# ? Jun 2, 2019 20:57

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

# ? Jun 2, 2019 21:10

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Infinitum posted:

Dogpiling already Cpig? SMH

I don't think that evening out the votes counts as dogpiling.

# ? Jun 2, 2019 21:11

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Getting major scum pings on this page

# ? Jun 2, 2019 21:18

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

*sips an aromatic brandy*

"I say, here I go again, entering a world of survival horror."

*winks at Dusty*

"Alright, don't kill one another in my absence I'm going to freshen up in the lavatory."

"Butler, be a dear and fetch everyone a stout tonic... I fear depravity has soured the mood."

# ? Jun 2, 2019 22:40

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

I�m pretty sure I never actually played this game I only set up the board to play with the traps

# ? Jun 2, 2019 22:56

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

I cannot believe RF is so rich he has TWO pairs of scissors. What a decadent lifestyle he lives.

# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:34

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

idk how to roleplay as clay. uhh i work out lol

# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:37

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

I�m glad agatha died

# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:01

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Mr. Steak posted:

idk how to roleplay as clay. uhh i work out lol

You also kill people at night

# ? Jun 3, 2019 01:20

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

b-minus1 posted:

You also kill people at night

eh? screw night, i'll kill someone right now!

# ? Jun 3, 2019 01:35

TammyHEH: Dec 11, 2013; Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

##vote mr steak

Athleticism is evil

# ? Jun 3, 2019 02:15

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Mr. Steak posted:

eh? screw night, i'll kill someone right now!

put up or shut up, imo

shoot your shot, let it out in a vigorous burst, another ejaculation joke I'm gonna avoid because everyone here but you and the driver are either creepy, weird, old, or cat and I don't want to attract beauregard's wandering dick

# ? Jun 3, 2019 02:47

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

GeneX posted:

put up or shut up, imo

shoot your shot, let it out in a vigorous burst, another ejaculation joke I'm gonna avoid because everyone here but you and the driver are either creepy, weird, old, or cat and I don't want to attract beauregard's wandering dick

"I'll have you know my dear old uncle Richard had dementia, you common fiend. Speaking ill of the dead at a time like this. Tut-tut."

# ? Jun 3, 2019 02:50

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Mr. Steak posted:

eh? screw night, i'll kill someone right now!

# ? Jun 3, 2019 03:39

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Like, I cut hair for a living and I only have ONE pair of scissors.

Maybe if that old goat had paid me more I could have lived like royalty too.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 04:03

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

I would love to see someone get killed now, that would be radical. But it's probably just the usual lies.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 04:04

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Hal Incandenza posted:

Like, I cut hair for a living and I only have ONE pair of scissors.

Maybe if that old goat had paid me more I could have lived like royalty too.

But with scissors

# ? Jun 3, 2019 04:06

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Mikujin posted:

I've been working full time while going to school full time so I've been too busy to put mental focus on stuff like mafia. But now I'm done with one, and my time and brain are free up.

Also: you the mafia good who was up in Alaska, Hal? I seem to recall someone was. And now I'm up here - at least for awhile longer.

I was up in Alaska! But since then I have moved to Maine and then to Colorado. Where are you?

# ? Jun 3, 2019 04:06

Mr. Humalong: May 7, 2007

GeneX posted:

put up or shut up, imo

shoot your shot, let it out in a vigorous burst, another ejaculation joke I'm gonna avoid because everyone here but you and the driver are either creepy, weird, old, or cat and I don't want to attract beauregard's wandering dick

the broad had a way with words, I had to give her that. The two inches of dust coating every surface of the mansion told me that might be her only skill.

I was in a room with twelve people that made Bundy look like Buddha and I�d left my best friends Johnnie, Jim, and Jack back on the shelf in my apartment. I had a grim feeling we�d be doing a lot of catching up once this case was cracked, if I didn�t crack first.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 04:38

Mr. Humalong: May 7, 2007

Mr. Steak posted:

eh? screw night, i'll kill someone right now!

The meathead started roid raging at the slightest amount of attention. It would have been funny if he didn�t have shoulders the size of basketballs. All that anger almost made him look less like a life sized Ken doll, until he opened his mouth and let out the vocabulary of a toddler post-paint chips.

Still, he was threatening to kill someone in the middle of a murder investigation. It�s not the kind of thing you can ignore when you wear a badge. Not that I wear mine much any more, makes me too much of a target when I�m doing my best work at the bottom of a bottle of bargain bin booze.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 04:45

Mr. Humalong: May 7, 2007

Hal Incandenza posted:

I was up in Alaska! But since then I have moved to Maine and then to Colorado. Where are you?

The hairstylist seemed to live an awfully jet set life for someone who claimed to only be able to afford one pair of scissors. One had to wonder who was paying her travel expenses, and then one had to wonder what the hell a hairstylist needed to do in Alaska and Maine. I suspected drugs, but then again everyone in this group looked like a hop head or dope fiend.

I guess when you�re a hammer all the nails come out to play. Even the cat looked like it was in the middle of a bad trip. Join the club, Precious. I�ve been sober for almost 4 hours now and I can feel my bones shaking.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 04:50

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

# ? Jun 3, 2019 08:39

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Honestly can't decide which is going to be more annoying.
The roleplaying or the cat memes.

Cat memes temporarily get a pass because cats.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 09:02

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Infinitum posted:

Honestly can't decide which is going to be more annoying.
The roleplaying or the cat memes.

Cat memes temporarily get a pass because cats.

##vote inf

# ? Jun 3, 2019 10:10

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Cool vote

FOR ME TO POOP ON

# ? Jun 3, 2019 10:19

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Infinitum posted:

Honestly can't decide which is going to be more annoying.
The roleplaying or the cat memes.

Cat memes temporarily get a pass because cats.

I'm due to get a 24h probe according to cyrano so im gonna drop my roleplaying to say this post sucks and i hate it ##vote infinitum

# ? Jun 3, 2019 12:54

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Did mr steak shoot someone yet

# ? Jun 3, 2019 13:15

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

##vote infi time to murder

# ? Jun 3, 2019 14:09

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Lotta scummy votes on this page, that's for damnnnnnnn sure.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

I'm due to get a 24h probe according to cyrano so im gonna drop my roleplaying to say this post sucks and i hate it ##vote infinitum

"Yeah I'm gonna be gone for a day, so I'm just going to lock a vote in on someone, this is a super town mindset."

# ? Jun 3, 2019 14:11

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Infinitum posted:

Lotta scummy votes on this page, that's for damnnnnnnn sure.

"Yeah I'm gonna be gone for a day, so I'm just going to lock a vote in on someone, this is a super town mindset."

yeah this post makes me feel like this is the best move for me.

and if i dont get probed, I'll be here obv

# ? Jun 3, 2019 16:04

votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

Votecount for Day 1

Infinitum (5): Mr. Humalong, CapitalistPig, GeneX, OMGVBFLOL, b-minus1

Mr. Humalong (2): Infinitum, PMush Perfect

Hal Incandenza (1): Mikujin

Mr. Steak (1): Tommunist

Anomalous Amalgam (0): GeneX, ~~GeneX~~

Not Voting (4): Anomalous Amalgam, Hal Incandenza, Mr. Steak, spacing in vienna

With 13 alive, it's 7 votes to execute. The current deadline is June 04^th, 2019 at 9 p.m. PDT -- that's in about 1 day, 12 hours.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 16:11

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Welcome, everyone, I've invited you all here today for a reason. Not a single one of you has even attempted to bribe me with caviar. As a professional evil-looking cat, I hold myself to the highest standards, and none of you are worth of slowly stroking me while you monologue. So, it is with a heavy heart that I state that I must join the investigation on the side of the law.

Infinitum posted:

Honestly can't decide which is going to be more annoying.
The roleplaying or the cat memes.

Cat memes temporarily get a pass because cats.

I was going to reply to this last night but couldn't find the right meme, so I went to bed.

GeneX posted:

##vote inf

This is harmless, mostly, in context. A sassy voteback for complaining about jokephase.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

I'm due to get a 24h probe according to cyrano so im gonna drop my roleplaying to say this post sucks and i hate it ##vote infinitum

This pings me, but I'll come back to that.

b-minus1 posted:

##vote infi time to murder

This feels bandwagon-y.

Infinitum posted:

Lotta scummy votes on this page, that's for damnnnnnnn sure.

"Yeah I'm gonna be gone for a day, so I'm just going to lock a vote in on someone, this is a super town mindset."

I don't know how to feel about this. Pushing back against suddenly being at -2, sure, everyone would do that, but there's 36 hours left until deadline, OMG could get probed and come back well in time for it. Here's the problem for me: He's not wrong.

OMG's post really is weird, for a couple different reasons. First of all, who gets a prob warning? Maybe I'm just envious or maybe it's a toxx that went bad, I don't know. Second, it feels opportunistic, jumping in right after what seemed like a bit of generally well-intentioned banter. And third, the post afterwards? It's definitely the kind of post made by someone who's already made a decision and is trying to justify it retroactively. That's not inherently scummy in and of itself, but it's part of a bigger picture.

Of the two, I think Inf looks out coming better because his interaction with GX just a bit before shows he's not immediately reacting to getting voted on in general.

Inf: Why mention OMG but not b-?

OMG: In your opinion, what would be a more town-y way to respond to suddenly being put at -2 with still a day and a half to go?

# ? Jun 3, 2019 16:52

Mikujin: May 25, 2010; (also a lightning rod)

Hal Incandenza posted:

I was up in Alaska! But since then I have moved to Maine and then to Colorado. Where are you?

I went mid-west Canada -> mid-west US -> Fairbanks. It's definitely... interesting up here. Alaskan politics are also unique, albeit as stupid as everywhere else. If you bounce around that much - and we up in AK - I imagine you're likely military?

PMush Perfect posted:

Welcome, everyone, I've invited you all here today for a reason. Not a single one of you has even attempted to bribe me with caviar.

I clean up your dookie for fertilizer that's probably enough royal treatment.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 17:08

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

I�m on the bandwagon :stare:

# ? Jun 3, 2019 17:48

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

I'm very familiar with people jumping on top of me, but I can't say I'm a fan of binus's push, in particular.

You'd think a medical professional could handle thrusting for a resolution much better than that, but god, doctors are the worst.

sorry dear, ##vote binus

# ? Jun 3, 2019 18:44

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CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

This is the same trap I always fall into with binus.

They are literally always scummy and every time I think they are they turn out not to be.

Anyone against cat memes is no friend of this game.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 18:59

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