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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > They sensed the danger and started squirming around something fierce: mod challenged
 
The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 This will do nothing to halt my desire for milk, cheese and NY Strip steaks

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Burt Sexual posted:

I’m having a pineapple and ham pizza tonight from Casey’s.

My ni...
Neighbor.

Good choice. Next time consider throwing some green bell pepper in the mix!

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

roomforthetuna posted:

Should've invented an animal that doesn't scream then, what a stupid inventor.

Me, to God about us

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

TheMaskedUgly posted:

*stunned calf, hanging from hooks through it's ankles, vomiting blood, exclusively because people find it's corpse pleasurable to consume, but also insist that the entire existence of the resource be cost-effective*

At least they didn't kick me on the way in!

Um..
Hm.
I loled, but felt bad too?
What a quandary.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Chomp8645 posted:

What in tarnation am I reading?

I think that he means opportunistic ape.
We didn't always or just hunt.

We also ate nuts and tubers and poo poo that

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > They sensed the danger and started squirming around something fierce: mod challenged