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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

lol I just heard that Bauer fired the ball into the batters eye when Francona came to give him the hook

e: fuggin lol He literally scared his other teammates right behind him. What a cockholster.
Buddy, if you're pissed that you suck, whip your glove once you're in the dugout or holler at your manager in the next team meeting and skip your next go when you're called (sure...). Everyone out there is embarrassed for you. What a complete jack.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Jul 28, 2019

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
That was a goddamn ball. That's some loving bullshit.

*Checks the ump*

Oh, Angel Hernandez.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Uecker on Bauer: "That ball that Bauer fired out down in Kansas City, did you talk about that? That's a heck of a throw. Can you imagine if a scout was watching that? "We should take a look at this guy." Wow."

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

oh my god the jays are going to blow this

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Gerblederp posted:

oh my god the jays are going to blow this

they did

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Angel Hernandez is a goddamn hack and should not be allowed to officiate anything.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

lol the Thunderbirds keep buzzing Miller Park and they had to call time on the field unexpectedly.

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
i cant help but laugh at that bauer gif. like yeah, its a dick move and unprofessional as hell but also fuckin hilarious lmao

you want this ball? GO GET IT

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's a wtf moment, absolutely, but even his body language is pure strain "petty rear end in a top hat". It's not funny at all. Sorry if I'm being a stick in the mud, it's just pure strain rear end in a top hat to me. That's not a "yeah, go get it" that's a just a snot nosed "NO".

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
That's a real bad look lol

Clemens-throwing-the-bat-esque

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Please don't murder Yuli

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Johnny Bravo posted:

i cant help but laugh at that bauer gif. like yeah, its a dick move and unprofessional as hell but also fuckin hilarious lmao

you want this ball? GO GET IT

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol @ these Cards errors

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011

Big Beef City posted:

It's a wtf moment, absolutely, but even his body language is pure strain "petty rear end in a top hat". It's not funny at all. Sorry if I'm being a stick in the mud, it's just pure strain rear end in a top hat to me. That's not a "yeah, go get it" that's a just a snot nosed "NO".

nah, you're not being a stick in the mud over it. to be clear, i dont think he was attempting to be funny, hes throwing a tantrum like a pissbaby when hes a grown rear end man playing professional baseball. the optics of it is what has me cracking up.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Yaz drives in a couple runs and the Giants knock out this Padres rookie in the 2nd inning

unless they're using him as an opener, who knows anymore

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Johnny Bravo posted:

nah, you're not being a stick in the mud over it. to be clear, i dont think he was attempting to be funny, hes throwing a tantrum like a pissbaby when hes a grown rear end man playing professional baseball. the optics of it is what has me cracking up.

Now, if when Francona started to come out and he dropped the ball out of his glove and let it roll down out of it and let it roll off his leg and off the mound, went to scoop it up, put it back in the palm of his glove, and repeated it on the way back to the mound and let it roll off him as he walked back to hand it back, and then pretended to trip while he got escorted off, all while being mad?

Now THAT would be the way to do it.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Well Cubs fans, the season series is definitely still in play and it, and while I'm glad we took the first two in this one, you crushed us here.
Now if you'll excuse me while I warm up my Packers training camp chair I'm getting my FIBs gear in order.

Mister Perky
Aug 2, 2010
Isn't Bauer the guy who effectively missed a playoff start because he couldn't stop bleeding because he'd almost cut his finger off playing with a loving drone the day before?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Hooray not swept :toot:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Man that Cubs Grand Slam was 473 feet. That's drat long. Holy moly.

e: I said watching it "That poo poo was still going up leaving the ball park..." but I didn't realize it was THAT long. That's loving GONE, man. Wow.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Giants get the runs back right away after the Renfroe dinger (which was massive)

if this is actually Bum's last start for the Giants lets get him a win

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Not an Astros game w/o bullpen runs

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Goodbye St Louis i will not miss you

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Goldy didn't go yard today. I was kinda disappointed but not much

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

the popes toes posted:

Goldy didn't go yard today. I was kinda disappointed but not much

He's a pretty bad player

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
another day

another pujols donger

number 650

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Yastrzemski now 3 for 3 and robbed a dinger at the wall. Lol if this rando minor league guy with a famous last name is actually good.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Bum got unlucky with sequencing today (bloop and a HBP in front of the dinger) but a strong start overall. GG irritable redneck guy I'll miss ya if you get dealt

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




gently caress the Yankees in advance

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Buster coming through with an insurance run :cool:

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
A's bullpen

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

The first pitch hasn't been thrown but it feels oddly like the Yankees are already down 4.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Johnny Bravo posted:

another day

another pujols donger

number 650

Now tied with Babe Ruth for career total bases

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
Matt Thaiss fuckin WALKIN US OFF

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

the popes toes posted:

The first pitch hasn't been thrown but it feels oddly like the Yankees are already down 4.

They are pressing horribly. 3 of the softest AB's you will see.

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
the angels, against all odds, have managed to survive a 4 game sweep at home against the powerhouse Baltimore Orioles.

next up, the Detroit Tigers. cautiously optimistic that they can win that series.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Meatball to Romine

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
a walkoff walk is just what khris davis needs to get going again

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Khris Davis didn't mess it up!

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Jose Leclerc is just a puddle of piss whenever I get the honor of seeing him

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