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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Flowers might be a bad hitter, but he makes up for it by being a poor fielder.

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Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender

Stabbey_the_Clown posted:

Bases loaded, nobody out, 0 runs. Your 2019 Toronto Blue Jays.

And they lose the game by one run, with the tying run at third base.

Not that that was a surprise, the closing pitcher was simply better, he got three strikeouts, all of which were swinging strikes on pitches which were in the zone.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Ugh Altuve what are you doing. Never bunt

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

Ugh Altuve what are you doing. Never bunt

He's been trying that a lot lately. Time to stop the experiment.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Eltoasto posted:

Flowers might be a bad hitter, but he makes up for it by being a poor fielder.

I think signing John Ryan Murphy was a shot across the bow at Flowers because at least Murphy's glove is ok

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
ACUÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑA

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
You piss off Acuña at your own peril.

He's so amazing.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Haha Acuna loving owns, and it owns even harder when watching the Cincy feed.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Lmao that was totally a strike Acuna was angry about but that HR loving owned

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Eltoasto posted:

Haha Acuna loving owns, and it owns even harder when watching the Cincy feed.

What were they saying?

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

Joey Freshwater posted:

Lmao that was totally a strike Acuna was angry about but that HR loving owned

It was so obvious of a strike but also that was hilarious.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Votto gotta be pissed off at that one

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
LMFAO, getting scared of Ozzie's speed and owning yourself.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Time for Tony Kemp to make an impression, either good or cub

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
A year of just astonishing horseshit, but working out somehow

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Joey Freshwater posted:

What were they saying?

Talking about how he should be tossed for being mad about the calls, then when he crushed it were just monotone and sad.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Eltoasto posted:

Talking about how he should be tossed for being mad about the calls, then when he crushed it were just monotone and sad.

Puig did that poo poo literally every borderline call and something tells me they were fine with it

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Duvall, you know that you can take a pitch, right?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Good job Kemp and Bote! Let's get this sweep

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I expected Shane Greene to regress but not immediately

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Our new closer is pretty great

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Welcome to the bullpen, Shane Greene.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Right down Broadway are you fuckin joking

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Astros win, shocker.

I demand a 122 - 40 season :colbert:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

...! posted:

Astros win, shocker.

I demand a 122 - 40 season :colbert:

Geez, that really puts that Mariners season into perspective

The three best teams in the league are all within like a half game of each other and have no chance of ending up with 46 losses and it's early August

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I think Chatwood is about to get a 3 inning save.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
:sweep: :sweep: :sweep:

I have no idea how this team looks like a legit WS contender at home but a washed up lovely rebuilding team on the road.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
:sweep:

Let's never play on the road again.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Can that please be the last we hear of the Brewers in 2019 tia

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Thanks for nothing Padres

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
You loving suck San Diego

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Maybe the Sox can best the Yankees lol

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
If you would've showed me this yankee lineup before the season I would've thought they would be in last place lol.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Oh cool I just heard "ERA is one of the most underrated stats" on an ESPN broadcast

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/Buster_ESPN/status/1158172806712107008

Of course he did.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
lol

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
eject price

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Intruder posted:

Oh cool I just heard "ERA is one of the most underrated stats" on an ESPN broadcast

And now "You can live with the homerun, you hate the walk"

Uh ok

e: lol david price

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
should have ejected price

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


man they're teeing off

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