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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Offseason N/V: I fucking bang, dude. Are you kidding me?
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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

 :siren: :woop: THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS HAVE WON THE 2019 WORLD SERIES :woop: :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDWa-kumvLw







OFFSEASON STUFF

GUYS YOUR TEAM PROBABLY WON'T SIGN
https://www.mlb.com/news/ranking-top-2020-mlb-free-agents





https://twitter.com/Cut4/status/1144352097758064653?s=19

Big Mean Jerk posted:





https://twitter.com/hotsprots/status/1118703864050540544

Tony Phillips posted:

God bless those dong hitting dummies.


https://twitter.com/Cut4/status/1187190298696441861

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
lol Bryce Harper

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 Max Scherzer is a loving dude

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

 The goddamn Nats

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Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


 gratz natz

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 At least we know for sure that Taubman won't get a World Series ring.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

RC and Moon Pie posted:

At least we know for sure that Taubman won't get a World Series ring.

He already has one but he won't get another one

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Baby Shark is the new national anthem.

gently caress yes, the road team won all seven games!

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Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
 Yeah Nats!

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

 Shoutout to the Nats for saving me from making the OP just a timeline of tweets of the Taubman stuff

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


 I'M SO HAPPY :woop: :woop:

gently caress BRYCE

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illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Enjoy it Nats, flash in the pan, won’t be in the playoffs next year (but enough about the Astros am I right??)

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UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004

UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:

Overheard in my office:

"I'd almost rather be the Wild Card, cuz all you have to do is win that one game, and then you have a one game postseason winning streak that nobody else has"

I wish I had just posted this as my own idea now

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Popete posted:

lol Bryce Harper


R.D. Mangles posted:

Max Scherzer is a loving dude

Scherzer is the anti-Verlander

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 I am happy with the outcome of this particular world series

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



 https://twitter.com/NOTSportsCenter/status/1189751516875415552

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 It was the Nats year. When they got to Hader, then came back against the Dodgers, then dunked on Cardinals bullshit, it should have been clear they'd pull some improbably poo poo to win it all

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Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Zigmidge posted:

I can't believe the montreal expos are going to win a world series :angel:

Congrats Nats, you guys were one of the hardest working teams this year. Also praise modern medicine.

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Strasburgs UCL
Jul 28, 2009

Hang in there little buddy
Guys... guys.... lmao what do I do now! This doesn't seem real.

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alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
 Grats Nats. Only sad thing for me is Greinke's incredible game will be totally forgotten, which blows. Plus, it looks less incredible with the second run that Harris let in.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Strasburgs UCL posted:

Guys... guys.... lmao what do I do now! This doesn't seem real.

Visit the toxx thread and make your decision

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



 Hell yeah baby!

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



 I will say if you told me the Nats would not only make the playoffs but win the WS in Spring Training, I would have laughed. Good for them.

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Strasburgs UCL posted:

Guys... guys.... lmao what do I do now! This doesn't seem real.

You did it

You hung in there

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Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011

Strasburgs UCL posted:

Guys... guys.... lmao what do I do now! This doesn't seem real.

Just 4 months ago you were posting about how the Nats do have a good team and now you get to celebrate!

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Intruder posted:

It was the Nats year. When they got to Hader, then came back against the Dodgers, then dunked on Cardinals bullshit, it should have been clear they'd pull some improbably poo poo to win it all

Yes they had a very team of destiny feel this year.

They were actually 0-56 at the ASB and look at them now

alpha_destroy posted:

Grats Nats. Only sad thing for me is Greinke's incredible game will be totally forgotten, which blows.

Not by me.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 It shouldn't even be that much of a surprise, Fox kept showing the graphic that the Nats were ridiculously good for 3/4 of the season and just got off to a really slow start

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bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
why in the gently caress did they pull grinky. signed, a royals fan

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Congrats Nats! Caps Stanley Cup and now this. And I hope Dan Snyder is miserable.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Never forget:

gently caress the Yankees
gently caress the Cardinals

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Strasburgs UCL
Jul 28, 2009

Hang in there little buddy
Just an absolutely insane season to watch. No part of it made sense. They just kept winning. I would love to say I always believed in them but I wrote them off like 100 times. Just incredible to watch.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

bewbies posted:

why in the gently caress did they pull grinky. signed, a royals fan

Classic overmanaging. The second they pulled him the Nats just went off on every pitcher they faced

Greinke was on his third time through the order in the 7th and I think the Nats got through the order two more times after that on the bullpen

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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
7. Road. Wins. What the hell baseball?

I wanted my team to win it but I watch baseball for records and weird stats and seeing that slice of probably-never-to-be-repeated history was pretty cool.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Kirios posted:

Never forget:

gently caress the Yankees
gently caress the Cardinals

Universal truths

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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Kirios posted:

Never forget:

gently caress the Yankees
gently caress the Cardinals

You forgot the Dodgers.

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
this wonderful moment in baseball history brought to you by the dodgers

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Kirios posted:

Never forget:

gently caress the Yankees
gently caress the Cardinals

:hmmyes:

But also, gently caress Osuna.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 *clears throat magnanimously* A Nationals World Series victory is good for The Game

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Strasburgs UCL
Jul 28, 2009

Hang in there little buddy

Johnny Bravo posted:

Just 4 months ago you were posting about how the Nats do have a good team and now you get to celebrate!

I should find my posts from when Bryce did that chaos bat flip against the Nats early in the season. I was melting down lol.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
The Nats were pure and deserved to win

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