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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
While the Texans have only beaten the Patriots once in franchise history, and that was a Week 17 game in which the Patriots didn't have anything to play for so Brian Hoyer got snaps for New England, this is about as reasonable a time as any for the Texans to win in this series for the first time in nearly 10 years. Why? Consider the previous two meetings, both in Foxboro. Deshaun Watson's two career games dueling Tom Brady were closer than people had imagined, as both were one-score games. Move the game to Houston, factor in a depleted Patriots offense and the presence of an offensive line for the Texans, and we could have a barn-burner on our hands.

Of course, I might be wrong. That doesn't make me stop from believing that the Texans have a chance to win tonight on the week's biggest stage: Sunday Night Football, on NBC.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i hope the patriots dont poo poo themselves

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Simultaneous GDT.

Let's use this one instead.


Bootlickers:
https://twitter.com/nfluk/status/1201274252307107842?s=21
ATAB

Brownpants:
https://twitter.com/sportingnews/status/1201202653767897090?s=21
because they poo poo themselves.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Zyla posted:

i hope the patriots dont poo poo themselves

I hope the Patriots both figuratively and literally poo poo themselves

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


iirc BoB is the only ex-belicheck guy to not get a w against the pats

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm not sure what I want for a snack tonight. Debating between just making popcorn and heating up some Jamaican beef patties.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

gently caress the patriots

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

i won't be satisfied unless I see tom brady poo poo his pants on live television

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Quiet Feet posted:

I'm not sure what I want for a snack tonight. Debating between just making popcorn and heating up some Jamaican beef patties.

Like there was any question.

Or order wings.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Ehud posted:

i won't be satisfied unless I see tom brady poo poo his pants on live television

:agreed:

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

really queer Christmas posted:

gently caress the patriots

:emptyquote:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
If someone is ordering wings I better see good wings not some fried unsauced bullshit

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

really queer Christmas posted:

gently caress the patriots

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Zyla posted:

i hope the patriots dont poo poo themselves

This but the opposite. I do hate the Patriots.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Ehud posted:

i won't be satisfied unless I see tom brady poo poo his pants on live television

:yeshaha:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

brady is immortal, isn't he :smithicide:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
trash football for trash fans

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Vertical Lime posted:

brady is immortal, isn't he :smithicide:

You could be to if you hadn't acted a drat fool and ate that Strawberry once.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/1201305240290693121

a lot at stake tonight

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Turns out not eating strawberries and drinking 10 gallons of water a day makes you immune to the flu.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

You could be to if you cheated

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Those two guys look the same age though.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

lifetime supply of TB13 steroids for that kid no doubt.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Woke up late so just made the cranberry sauce pancakes I had planned on for breakfast to join my every leftover thanksgiving veggie dinner.

mightygerm
Jun 29, 2002



really queer Christmas posted:

gently caress the patriots

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023



wifes all yeah ok call it whatever right

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

I dont think the guy on the right understands how bets work

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol Dungy is the only one on SNF who doesn’t have a losing record. And Rodney is 3-10

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Kalli posted:

Woke up late so just made the cranberry sauce pancakes I had planned on for breakfast to join my every leftover thanksgiving veggie dinner.

mashed potato green bean stuffing cranberry dinner roll dinner.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Despera posted:

I dont think the guy on the right understands how bets work

You mean you don’t voluntarily give up all your leverage and ask for it back every time you make a bet?

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Despera posted:

I dont think the guy on the right understands how bets work

ahahahaha

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017


lol

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

ive eaten nothing but saltines and gatorade today

i feel pretty ill from it would not recommend

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lol Dungy is the only one on SNF who doesn’t have a losing record. And Rodney is 3-10

I was about to say, if your best predictor is 7-6 you probably shouldn't post the records.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

You mean you don’t voluntarily give up all your leverage and ask for it back every time you make a bet?

Heres a bet

I win 1000 dollars from you if the texans win

If the patriots win you keep the 1000 dollars

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lol Dungy is the only one on SNF who doesn’t have a losing record. And Rodney is 3-10

have there really been that many upsets on snf this year?

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
i feel like i get burned every time i rely on the texans to be interesting

lets see if they can do it this week

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


Love my city

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Zyla posted:

ive eaten nothing but saltines and gatorade today

i feel pretty ill from it would not recommend

Are you hung over? That sounds like a hangover meal.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
The bet should be if the texans win the grandpa has to pay for the delivery.

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