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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Phillip Rivers is just Michael J. Nelson with a buzzcut.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Philip Rivers is the most overrated quarter back of the past two decades. Everyone lines up to slob his knob even though he's not that good and hasn't ever won jack poo poo, and he's going to be a first ballot hall of famer just 'cuz manly football men are amazed by his ability to shoot 15 loads into one woman and have them all become full-blown AIDSKIDS.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
It's drat TRUE

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
With a Thread Rating of 2.52 this is kicking the rear end of the Rivers is Good Thread that is rated 0.

Rivers really is bad

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
The great thing about Rivers to me is that on paper he was a good player forever, but he also never actually mattered at any moment in NFL history.

Athanatos posted:

With a Thread Rating of 2.52 this is kicking the rear end of the Rivers is Good Thread that is rated 0.

Rivers really is bad

I tried to find that thread, it was like trying to find Rivers's signature playoff achievement.

sean10mm fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Dec 2, 2019

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

LabyaMynora posted:

Philip Rivers is the most overrated quarter back of the past two decades. Everyone lines up to slob his knob even though he's not that good and hasn't ever won jack poo poo, and he's going to be a first ballot hall of famer just 'cuz manly football men are amazed by his ability to shoot 15 loads into one woman and have them all become full-blown AIDSKIDS.

put this on his HOF bust imho

Big Jay Cutler
Sep 2, 2011

IT'S ME
Next game hes gonna get sacked and a million spider babies are gonna blow up outta his abdomen and everyones gonna post congratulations on twitter

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

His penchant for trash talking combined with his reluctance to swear must sound comical.

Anyway, he’s a good ol’ boy redneck and I hate him for that.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


mitch

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
My rivalry demands I mention Jered Goff and Jimmy G

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Phillip Rivers has proven time and time again to be worse than 2x Superbowl winner, Eli Manning. Great QBs find a way to win. Ringless Rivers has found ways to throw away winnable games his entire career.

thanks for coming to my T.E.D. talk

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Burginator posted:

Kirk Cousins is both poop from a dog's butt and a great QB it just depends on what month you look at

I mean really you can go game by game.

Is it a tough opponent that the Vikings need to beat?

Cousins: 250ish yards 25/35 1-2 TDs 1-2 INTs

Every drat time

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Philip Rivers has had the same amount of success as Marcus Mariota

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Metapod posted:

Philip Rivers has had the same amount of success as Marcus Mariota

Less, Mariota doesn't have to pay for a family of 20 to live in California

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I ate half a jar of kimchi last night and when I took a dump just now, it looked like Phillip Rivers.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Chinatown posted:

what is Rivers favorite non-swear swear word

Sassafras

Sasparilla

Saskatchewan

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
The "Rivers is good" thread still sits at 0 ratings, because no one made it.

So this thread, by default wins with a 2.65 average.

Congrats, it's official that Rivers loving Sucks by having a higher vote average. Daltos, since you are the thread winner, would you like an avatar?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

how come that other real one got deleted. I think that guy should get an avatar for free too because his thread concept was the same. i don't remember who it was. Probably Sour Diesel or a neat cape

I just saw who it actually was. i truly didn't know it was that guy. Please don't read this

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Dec 4, 2019

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Athanatos posted:

The "Rivers is good" thread still sits at 0 ratings, because no one made it.

So this thread, by default wins with a 2.65 average.

Congrats, it's official that Rivers loving Sucks by having a higher vote average. Daltos, since you are the thread winner, would you like an avatar?

wow

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Athanatos posted:

The "Rivers is good" thread still sits at 0 ratings, because no one made it.

So this thread, by default wins with a 2.65 average.

Congrats, it's official that Rivers loving Sucks by having a higher vote average. Daltos, since you are the thread winner, would you like an avatar?

Let Ross pick his avatar.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Wow, your thread is invisible.

Edit: I will extend the contest if you would like to get a thread going.

Athanatos fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Dec 4, 2019

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Athanatos posted:

The "Rivers is good" thread still sits at 0 ratings, because no one made it.

So this thread, by default wins with a 2.65 average.

Congrats, it's official that Rivers loving Sucks by having a higher vote average. Daltos, since you are the thread winner, would you like an avatar?

Thank you Athanatos I would like an avatar. This one:

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

romo is good

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

CannonFodder posted:

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

living the dream

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Give him the baby yoda Russell Wilson for an avatar

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Say what you will about Phillip Rivers but he's had sex with more women than the average goon.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

latinotwink1997 posted:

Give him the baby yoda Russell Wilson for an avatar

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Im sorry when you guys make a wildly successful thread you guys get to pick avatars, until then butt out buttinskis!

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Doltos posted:

and he has an ugly wife. They got together and made 15 ugly children to curse the world with mediocre football play.

Mean.

Rest of post is prob correct doe.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Quiet Feet posted:

Say what you will about Phillip Rivers but he's had sex with more women than the average goon.

No, he had sex with one woman 15 times. Duh!

EDIT: Oh shi- :thejoke:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

sean10mm posted:

I tried to find that thread, it was like trying to find Rivers's signature playoff achievement.

I'd say upsetting the Colts then playing 6 days later with a torn ACL was pretty baller.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I'd say upsetting the Colts then playing 6 days later with a torn ACL was pretty baller.

The stars of the Colts upset were Sproles and Mike Scifres. Billy Volek engineered the game winning drive. The only reason the Chargers weren't doomed to lose: Rivers wasn't on the field.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The stars of the Colts upset were Sproles and Mike Scifres. Billy Volek engineered the game winning drive. The only reason the Chargers weren't doomed to lose: Rivers wasn't on the field.

:rolleyes:

14/19, 264 yards, 3 TD 1 INT, 133.2 QBR.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

SilvergunSuperman posted:

:rolleyes:

14/19, 264 yards, 3 TD 1 INT, 133.2 QBR.

Good thing he wasn't there on that final scoring drive or it'd be 3TD 2INT.

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

It's drat true, for both of the pics

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Philip Rivers is great







At not pulling out in time

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