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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Eli Manning loving rules his face is awesome and he has a hot wife. They got together and made 3 beautiful children to help the world with amazing football play.



Here's another picture where he looks like a total loving champion



What's up Eli? Did you just toss the game winning TD again? Better tell the Pats they're fuckin' chumps.

The best part about Eli Manning is that he's just amazing but people who want to sound smart at football belittle him. Nice two championships, that surely is the correct way to win at football for 20 years.

This thread is still for saying Phillip Rivers is ugly but also praising your favorite QB, which hopefully isn't Phillip Rivers

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
He sucks gas the thread

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Eli hasn’t even been the second best qb in his own division.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Metapod posted:

He sucks gas the thread

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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If you dont have anything nice to say then dont say anything AT ALL

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Eli made Jason Campbell look like joe Montana

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Doltos posted:

If you dont have anything nice to say then dont say anything AT ALL

Eli Manning would be great, as a clown at the Circus.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
I used to hate Eli, but after McAdoo benched him I searched my feelings and realized I loved hating him as my QB. Jones is but a pale imitation.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
If eli came into the league today he would be zach mettenberger

Kurt Loadeater
May 15, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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a patagonian cavy posted:

Eli Manning would be great, as a clown at the Circus.

Phillip Rivers would be a shoddy clown at best, watch as his flower sprays a burst of water completely wide of its intended target

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Eli Manning and Nick Foles are the only quarterbacks to ever exist

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Eli only lasted this long because his last name is Manning

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



If by Eli Manning you mean the other 2004 QB Phillip Rivers I still dont agree, but Rivers was pretty good I guess.

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Jan 12, 2009

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Doltos posted:

Phillip Rivers would be a shoddy clown at best, watch as his flower sprays a burst of water completely wide of its intended target

this thread isn’t about Phillip Rivers, it’s about a bad QB.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Metapod posted:

Eli only lasted this long because his last name is Manning

Eli is a more successful Russell Westbrook

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Even in the eli thread, daltos cant stop taking about Rivers

Where did he hurt you

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Metapod posted:

Eli only lasted this long because his last name is Manning

The Super Bowl rings helped too

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Doltos posted:

Eli is a more successful Russell Westbrook

Russ has made much more money than eli so wrong again bitch

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Mar 22, 2007

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a neat cape posted:

Even in the eli thread, daltos cant stop taking about Rivers

Where did he hurt you

Doltos is being channeled to speak for Rivers wife's backwalls.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Athanatos posted:

The Super Bowl rings helped too

Tbf David garrard probably gets those rings too

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Metapod posted:

Tbf David garrard probably gets those rings too

David Garrard is alright but you have to be a really good QB to win rings, like Eli

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
yeah he has some superbowl rings but let us be clear: Romo was always better

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Metapod posted:

He sucks gas the thread

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Tom Sellout posted:

yeah he has some superbowl rings but let us be clear: Romo was always better

Better at losing and getting injured, also

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Eli will be remembered as the qb who lost in the miracle at the meadowlands 2

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Oh tee hee he made the face eli so wacky

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Metapod posted:

Eli will be remembered as the qb who lost in the miracle at the meadowlands 2

Just wait for miracle at the meadowlands 3 on monday

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Doltos posted:

Just wait for miracle at the meadowlands 3 on monday

Yeah I'm looking forward to seeing how the giants embarrass themselves again

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Eli Manning is a football hero

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Eli is football jeter ie hes bad but because of new York market and his supporting cast carrying him people say he's good

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Eli gets more hate than any QB out there and he was the one who was supporting his cast, not the other way around

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

IMO anybody who has made Tom Brady eat poo poo twice in the biggest stage is a folk hero

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Doltos posted:

Just wait for miracle at the meadowlands 3 on monday

I don't think you thought this one through.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Eli is currently 116-116 and as such neither rules nor sucks.

He is the true neutral of football.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Eli Manning is great for stopping the Patriots' from having a 19-0 season, and then on top of that he beat them again in a Super Bowl four years later. Truly a national treasure who should be remembered as America's hero for decades!

The world was a much better place when Eli had more rings than Peyton. :(

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Mar 22, 2007

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At least Eli contributed more to each SB he won then Peyton did.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

Eli Manning and Nick Foles are the only quarterbacks to ever exist

One is an ugly faced weirdo, beloved by his city who will be remembered fondly, the other is Eli Manning.

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