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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
More Dak runs

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
It says a lot about the state of the NFC East that the team that started 1-9 and fired its coach two months ago still isn't mathematically eliminated yet

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I don't get it, isn't it supposed to end in a failed field goal attempt?

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

mastershakeman posted:

I'd rather have the cute dog than a giant truck

That dog is gonna be as big as that truck when it grows up

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



17 play drive to open the game.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
lmao

The Bears defense just gave up a 17 play drive for a TD.

I am fully expecting a 3 and out for the Bears first drive.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

9 minute touchdown drive to start the game is good right?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Quiet Feet posted:

I don't get it, isn't it supposed to end in a failed field goal attempt?

The bears are a magical team.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Quiet Feet posted:

Fun "fact": Dak Prescott is the survivor of a severe anal prolapse when he was a child. He eventually recovered but is still inside out to this day.

:stonk:

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Ummagumma posted:

Yes keep leaving the Cowboys receivers open on 3rd and long guys

No prince, I think this is tollivers first significant action of his career

Basically one of the bears backups - tolliver, kwitkowski, hicks replacemebt is gonna gently caress up at least once per 3 downs

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Elephanthead posted:

Can that poo poo geet flexed?

there's still time, yes

but i don't see that many other better games :/

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

9 minute touchdown drive to start the game is good right?

Depends on Trubs' deep passing.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
This is gonna be a slaughter, it's not even gonna be close

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

I don't get it, isn't it supposed to end in a failed field goal attempt?

https://i.imgur.com/1faB6bH.mp4

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
I hope Clint Eastwood is working on a Ruby ridge movie next with a tiny bit at the end of deval Patrick saying it was a good shoot

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Quiet Feet posted:

Fun "fact": Dak Prescott is the survivor of a severe anal prolapse when he was a child. He eventually recovered but is still inside out to this day.

please don't bring back the concept of prolapse back to TFF

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog

mastershakeman posted:

No prince, I think this is tollivers first significant action of his career

Basically one of the bears backups - tolliver, kwitkowski, hicks replacemebt is gonna gently caress up at least once per 3 downs

Probably! But I think it was Smith that got burned on the 3rd and long and it seemed like the coverage was a bit out of sorts on the 3rd and 9.

I think the real scary part is Dallas had some bad play calls mixed in there that the Bears failed to take advantage of. Bears defenders were getting blown off the ball a few times there unless the Cowboys tried to stretch the play horizontally

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Lol longest opening drive of season in both plays and time elapsed

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Tom Sellout posted:

please don't bring back the concept of prolapse back to TFF

I couldn't think a Cate joke

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Is Dak Prescott a Pro lapse NFL QB?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

9 minute touchdown drive to start the game is good right?

It’s a great thing. Puts the defense on their heels from the start. They’ve been getting beat up for 9 minutes and will start the next drive a little worn out.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Bears invested big in tight end last few years yet are starting their 4th backup

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tom Sellout posted:

please don't bring back the concept of prolapse back to TFF

Look if the Cowboys want to keep fielding a giant rear end in a top hat I'm gonna call them on it.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo, the Bears first drive isn't a 3 and out. I am shocked.

Although wait, I guess the Bears could still have a turnover on the third play.


Nope, they survived.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Mr. Nice! posted:

It’s a great thing. Puts the defense on their heels from the start. They’ve been getting beat up for 9 minutes and will start the next drive a little worn out.

Wrong! Mitch will have a 51 minutes drive!

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Nice "shoulder tackle" there bro.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Bears hero jp holtz

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I hate fake Joe Thomas

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Elephanthead posted:

Is Dak Prescott a Pro lapse NFL QB?

That run OOB instead of dumping it off was certainly a pro lapse of judgement

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

mastershakeman posted:

Bears hero jp holtz

Already ordered the jersey.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Troy Aikman accidentally racist: Defensive blacks...backs.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Mitch is BACK

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
David Trent Richardson Montgomery

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Well I'll be damned. This is not the start I would have expected.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Hmmmm.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



:lol: trubisky is going to have a career game

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Cowboys are not very good at football.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Mr. Nice! posted:

:lol: trubisky is going to have a career game

excuse me? it's called proving himself as a long term franchise qb for years to come

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Is it too early to sign Trubs to a 10 year extension?

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Oh my god what a pass

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