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Did we ever get any of the good formations from the ancient cultivators?
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 Our field test of various so-called ‘powerful’ formations from the local sects was disappointing.   Was learning all these for naught? All these brain power and practiced coordination just to disappoint?  Are all these sacrifices from other timeline a waste of time?  No. We can see the potential of Formation, and all these premade are merely poo poo.  Let us, the newest generation of Daoist with bitter gall and overconfidence to make something better!  Embrace modern sophistication! It’s solid, natural, and biodegradable! The greenest product from the House of Chun!   Due to wording limitation, we will leave the rest to what you think it represents.  Many thought it going to be poo poo, but we don’t need to cheat to make something this amazing in base game! No idea where I got it.  Now, you would think such powerful formation should naturally be pillar by our best formation master, but there’s a more deserving candidate:  Introducing - Big Chun  Our sentiment poop has become human while we were messing around with inferior formations.  She emerges in triumphant among her countless peers who failed to awakens in the hen house.   It’s unfortunate that we don’t have time to assign kitchen duty to someone who knows her ingredients well. Imagine all the wonderful product and post-product!   Alas, she has greater destiny at the elite echelon of our sect.  A destiny powered by money.   Not too long ago, we realize the unique Wonder of Wutang sect isn’t the usual kind that requires wiping a sect to obtain.   It has a welcoming air that invite our elder to take upon its knowledge. As if we already paid for it in our past life.   This whole mystical process is like how we walk up to a store to buy a bread.     It is very economic.  After amble amount of elixir to Big Chun, she is more than qualify for what I assume is the power of capitalism.  Stealing from heaven? Ancestor Lynneth would approve.  Our last and final disciple of the great House of Chun. It's within our philosophical beliefs that there’s nothing else stronger than cash for power.  Holy poo poo! She is born to be the ultimate weapon!   Undeniably, the dev loves to offer 2-in-1 deal. She is effectively learning two laws? One and a half? Mix?  All these new Orthodox arts should unclog our princess' learning progress as she desperately trying to figure out the application of both skill trees.   We still have plenty of this after everyone maxed out their own build, so she and Big Chun can practically purchase both tree if needed.  All these EXP will help Big Chun achieve emptiness from CHAOS of whatever this law offers!  After rushing through for first breakthrough and maxing out her artifact skill, she won’t need 6 days to reach the Wild South.  Once she returns, we will figure out a two-week power up course to become demi-god in our advance institution of immortal ascension program.  In the meantime, here’s a dissection of what the law has to offer:  From a glace, it’s more of a supplement book that provide exceptionally rare stat boost such as BASE STAT, more artifact slot, lots of skill cap increase, and multipliers that will greatly enchant various aspect of a cultivator.  The Yin/Yang version mostly flips the bonus and penalty around. Losing artifacts slots for Spell Primordial Soul would be beneficial for pure spellcaster, and single artifact build of Sunflower.  It’s basically to Auto-cast a designated spell without needing to click the massive grimoire. It’s a good remedy to the tedious nature of loop heal gimmick, but we would need about 15 of these to really become hands off auto-solo for spellcaster.  The law does have this unique art that might further expand the gimmick? I assume this works like we have another artifact that does it owns things or only the law's cultivator can utilize it.  After cherry picking all the good stuff, her combat capability exploded. I assume it’s this high due to multiplying on her cheat base stat.  She has twice the barrier power of our gods.   I am glad she went through a bunch of Attainment reduction shenanigan before reaching this point. Even our golden EXP credit cards would burnt to ashes to feed this cheating blackhole. Is it even cheating at this point?  Time for her revenge.  We will start off by destroying their defense system of 20 artifacts.  Seems to be the most optimal thing to do beside insulting their ancestor.  Followed by instant sect wipe attack with her green artifacts going wild.  It’s the special one that splits into 9 pieces, each.    Don’t forget about explosive spells! All you annoyances can stay down and watch the real show.   Our princess hit so hard that each strike is a mini-explosion. Please hold while I will get you a gif.  How long can your formation hold against these miniature sunplosion?  On the other hand, it cost a lot of to fuel these explosions.   Can she overcome dozen millions of their leftover total Qi?    This will do. She has plenty more healing spells to cover the rest. It was quite a battle. Her barrier stat wasn’t put to good use since those artifacts drank through her Qi like a thirsty bear.  As for the spoil of war… we are so rich at this point that it’s better to loot these top quality soup for ancestor worship. We will need their help later to raise Big Chun.  Ahh, our first victim is here t- wait, we have to go there?    It better be a treasure.   Not bad. These sure are rare and expensive ‘gifts’. Useless to us, but we will take it.
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Oct 17, 2021 20:53
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Here are the various enhancements you get from the balancing act you do with The Perfect Law. Pure in either direction grants you 49 points over the cap. Not going completely in one direction is a significant reduction you would get and a doubling of the favored base attack stat. It might be more beneficial if you trib forged 6 super powerful artifacts 36 times. Perfectly equal attainment on both ends are huge Mental and Protect gains. One point extra in either direction is a fractional bonus. You can change your bonus by changing your attainment. It is flexible. Scalding Coffee fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Oct 17, 2021 |
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Oct 17, 2021 22:10
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That hairstyle for Big Chun is outta control.
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Oct 17, 2021 22:18
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Big Chun is going to achieve greatness, I can feel it.
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Oct 18, 2021 05:38
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But will they wield our precious future?
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Oct 18, 2021 08:11
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Will Big Chun go on to become a street fighter character later?
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Oct 18, 2021 13:00
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I am grateful to see that I was able to assist in a formation, and that our newest member of the sect of Chun has graduated from doo doo qi processing academy. Welcome!
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Oct 24, 2021 06:44
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First time I've ever been the tip of a sword. Fun!
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Oct 27, 2021 20:24
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 There’s one nice thing about these comment button all over the place.  They are impromptu guides by players. Someone should paste these into wiki, please.  Thanks, Amplify. I know what POWERFUL our Big Chun should go.  Never thought I would bother with the element filtering function, but here we are. For Pure Yang.   Unfortunately, that means she won’t be able to breach the 77k Max Qi needed for Sun Pill. Regardless, she still managed to surpasses the Max Qi of previous generation.  We will made do with these for millions Max Qi later.  And whatever Big Chun wanted from other ‘branches’ storage.  Our Gym members make sure they don’t forget their place.  That’s what I thought.   HO poo poo, BIG CHUN! You are asking them to give us Legacy Artifacts! No wonder they try to raid us.  There’s nothing that can stop us anymore. We are simply too strong. Who else can make us take them seriously? Well, I can think of-  This potential turncoat that can’t be imprisoned because the wall and door would make way for her.  One of our   This is not worth the whole ordeal we went through. Maybe its maturity will worth something. Speaking of worth, Big Chun returned with two Legacy Artifacts that she  TH-THIS-thing is made with Torch Dragon Heart! It contains the greatly sought after effect of increasing Protection by 10! Can you imagine holding six of these!?  You would almost be ready to solo sect at 20+60 = 80 Protection!   But first, according to the guide, we need to find a time that max season bonus on one of your core.  So we will close our eyes and wait…  Hopefully nothing bad happen in the time chamber gym.  All of our cats are facing tribulation more frequently that others because they absolutely refuse to sit down to pause the clock and plays 24/7.  She made it this time, but it will be tough for the next one! Big Chun need to hurry up!  The bonus… went down on both Yin, and Yang core. They are factoring ALL 5 element combination of the day (earth) and season (four element) to determine the bonus. Back to eye closing.  Our awakened gears just won’t  Both core’s season bonus went down even lower, wtf??  It’s fortunate that demi-god don’t need to sleep anymore.  One of our spellcaster will face the cloud.  He’s not a cat, so don’t expect anyone to get that dangerously high for awhile.   Anyway, Spellcaster have a super easy time with tribulation cloud since it has low resistance to spell damage. Pop five of these and they are done.  Not to mention heal loop.  Nearly forgot about him. Had to reload a bit to catch up with this tiger’s shapeshifting trial to become human.  He practically just lost his fur from the stress.    Our demi-god are reaching their limit of staying home. They are want to ascend for different reasons.  Already!?  It will take everything we have to help her survive the fifth one.   “ANCESTOR! WE NEED HELP!”    When I said help him survive, I meant delaying the clock and hope we can unlock the ending soon.  What’s over there?  Oops, geekworth got trib again. The giant decorative  Anyway, we don’t need to see what a spellcaster can do to the cloud again.    Despite what you think, our human cultivators are more willing to sits down to stop the clock, and Coffee only dealt with one count-down cloud so far.   In the interval, Big Chun stopped by the yearly competition to watch and learn something useful - The art of being a Whale.  Finally, on the 9th day of Spring…   This should be as good as it gets.  The next thing most essential to the progression of this law requires the help of our ancestor.  The best non-element weather only an ancestor can cast.  We will leave the day/night bonus to the other core.  Just to ensure both can reach grade 1.  Everything should go smoothly if there’s no distraction.     There we go. Grade 1 before halfway point.   A group of barbarian showed up! Only they would be dumb enough to attack us. A real group of barbarian.  What war crime did you committed!? I am surprised you can still walk under the heaven in broad daylight.  Deploying bouncers.  Going all out to protect our last gen and ultimate weapon.   Oh hi, our sentient tower! We completely forgot about it!  That shirt is savage like a wolf.   Whale feels full. Got two SSR core.  400k and 288k cores. 184k Qi. Moving on.    Almost two millions Max Qi at Demi-God.  Uhh, I think there was a blunder somewhere, but I heard Pure Yang would inflate artifact Qi, so we may as well drop it to Neutral and get 20 more Protect.  Should I reload back to learn some Yin Arts before making the core? Nah, Max Qi doesn’t matter to us anymore.  Learn everything! No need to hold back anymore, we will even out the score after!   There’s no end to whaling.   Big Chun is ready. It’s time to tackle the greatest adversary that would cause anxiety to any lesser ancestor.   The Ultimate Gym Battle  Just in time! This will max out Big Chun’s artifact slot. They are vital for this operation because…  This DLC law have two legacy artifacts.  It’s… as anti-body as it can get.  The power of top 1% against those gym goers without any attainment will be fearsome.  Which is why we will leave these trash at home for something better.  36 times Heavenly Reforged fishes, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO! 
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Oct 31, 2021 18:55
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Should we speedrun a throwaway turtle body into a contract for the added protection?
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Oct 31, 2021 21:51
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Nah, I will download a mod to ride Son instead! 
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Oct 31, 2021 22:00
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A swarm of fish...is not a swarm of precious. Have we lead Chun down the wrong path...
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Nov 1, 2021 01:36
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^^: Shoal of fish. Big Chun's attack move should be called fugu fury. Azuth0667 fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Nov 1, 2021 |
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Nov 1, 2021 01:42
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I mean if you had (demi)god-like powers, you'd want to play around with them too :P
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Nov 1, 2021 02:54
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Fly, fishies, fly! Destroy our enemies!
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Nov 1, 2021 06:48
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The forbidden food preparation techniques is too dangerous for an ordinary person to handle, but, in the hands of an experienced Taoist cultivator, can produce fearsome and deadly effects upon our enemies. This is one of the myriad ways of cultivating Chun.
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Nov 1, 2021 07:33
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Godna posted:A swarm of fish...is not a swarm of precious. Have we lead Chun down the wrong path...
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Nov 1, 2021 11:40
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Are we going to get all the boss manuals and fight them at their best?
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Nov 1, 2021 12:26
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Scalding Coffee posted:Are we going to get all the boss manuals and fight them at their best? If it’s just more HP or one extra attacks, then it’s not worth the trouble to help them power up. We will go stright to the ending after unlocking it from sect raids.
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Nov 1, 2021 12:49
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Call it flexing on bosses.
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Nov 1, 2021 21:26
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https://twitter.com/cultivationsim/status/1456985470785802250
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Nov 6, 2021 18:17
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 Our non-teleporter, namely gods and traitor has assembled above the most powerful foe on the continent. They are the final resistance to our path of World Domination.  Thirteen of our greatest Daoist elite will go in. The rest will guard our home and take revenge for us if this raid goes bad.  Why are we bringing only thirteen instead of full capacity?  Tell me if this isn’t enough to win.  This does look a bit uneven.  Very well, we will bring one more to even the number a bit.  Son joins the battle!  Now then, a good scouting will ensure no one  A quick system count indicates there are 59 Body Cultivators present. That totally didn’t shatter my confident.   Most of their Elites are pretty strong (by Daoist standard). Challenging 59 of these without a formation or god is suicide.  Not to mention their cheat-like combat capabilities.  We are… extremely ready to… what the hell did they do to make you three so goddamn mad? Holy poo poo, they are your own kind, you know? Stay absolute still on your formation node, okay?    Sure is nice to have our own actual cheat size formation! We have 40 million Qi ready to tank!   DLC law does come with a clone, so we do have 15 combatants after all!  Moreover, these fishes are surprisingly advantageous for this battle due to their ultra-low Qi Capacity.  Against body cultivator who can one punch the artifact into zero, these fish may as well become endless walls that swims back to life.  Now to double-beam them at those pesky land-dweller.  Surprise murder that elite I mentioned.  They sure come at us like bees.  Smart of them to pile on our exposed weak point.  We will make all of our nodes invincible.  We suffered minor damage - it won’t happen again.  How is the enemy faring?  Intermediate damage, a few more fish-slap should be enough to knock it down.  Ohh, even better! It must be hard to heal from turning into stone.   Very good, we should be done b-  Why are these lower rank coming back up?   Right, I had forgotten the proper way to fight them.  These roaches will come back alive like our dead fish wall.  Time to steps it up a notch.  Concentrated lasers!  Overkill on a white label rarity unit? No, this drat thing is still alive! Fish it up!  PINK LASERS!     The smug face of a fabulous fish that will end you with blush damage.   This battle has become boring, let’s nap.  It took a lot longer since they don’t have a formation to let us crash through for direct victory.  We didn’t bother to hide our exposed weakness since they can't make a dent on our formation with shield spells.  I will assume you worship your ancestor through giant statue, so we will pay our late respect.  Ohh, nevermind! This IS your ancestor!  New decoration for home~ new decoration for home~  What else to loot?  *Sigh* A bunch of trash - Such material possessions are bad distraction for celestial immortals like us.  At least they have something decent to fill the bowl of our Outers.  Back at home, we do have some unintelligent wild beasts comes to fill our Outer meal, nothing abnormal.  Oh? We unlocked the ending through one of the few possible achievements. Naturally, we went with the hardest unlock if you don’t count perfect conclusion to the Truth of Taiyi through social mini game.  We will inspect it with our magic brain.   New girl! Go investigate!    We are missing a key component to read this thing.  New girl #2.5, grab the Taiyi Scroll and try it!   Good, we can now go into our trash dump dimension.  New gym boy, go scout and bring back something useful.  It’s that kind of door, huh.  It’s your lucky day, our last goon disciple.  Wait, if you can ride a panda in there, then can’t you ride Nabster in with you? No?  I've never seen the game save twice before. To be continue
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Nov 6, 2021 23:12
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This is certainly the post-game if we are Item Worlding it.
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Nov 6, 2021 23:36
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Suspenseful!
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Nov 6, 2021 23:45
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 Last chance to ascend or stay for the final haul
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Nov 6, 2021 23:48
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I am staying.
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Nov 7, 2021 00:22
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Time to ascend, baybee! I can leave my fish behind for those who intend to follow in my footsteps (with an otherwise more useful law).
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Nov 7, 2021 01:27
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I'm game for some ascension. Sounds like it's a pain to keep me around anyway, haha
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Nov 7, 2021 03:24
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My heaven is better than any item world
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Nov 7, 2021 03:41
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It's time to make sure the Mini Universe pays its due respects to Chun like the big universe does.
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Nov 7, 2021 05:09
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I'm glad to be contributing for the final haul.
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Nov 7, 2021 06:26
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I shall haul and maul
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Nov 7, 2021 16:55
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What else is there but to Ascend?
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Nov 7, 2021 18:50
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FWIW I'm staying 
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Nov 7, 2021 19:01
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I am ready to lose my precious in the ensuing battle that is to come. I am staying.
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Nov 7, 2021 23:17
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I'm the leader of this sect. I can't ascend, as my role is to guide everyone who wishes it on the way of Chun. Therefore I'm here 'till the smelly end.
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Nov 8, 2021 04:21
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...Hell with it, I've stuck around with my fellow gym brothers and sisters at the Body Improvement Club this long, I might as well see this to the end.
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Nov 8, 2021 04:37
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Was it my mundane mind that failed at my attempt to divine mind?
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Item World sure sounds like a wild time.
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