Raw is on, MUST BE MONDAY (gets concussed) for 3/30

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

Why is there still a Roman/Goldberg staredown in the Mania promo

Hey Vince, why are you still false-advertising to your customers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiUoBPO3gTU

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:35

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# ? May 18, 2024 03:37

The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

Jerusalem posted:

Hey Vince, why are you still false-advertising to your customers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiUoBPO3gTU

Jokes on you when that match happens and its simulated in tnm 7

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:36

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

WWE's solution to no crowd is to have EVERYONE involved in the match talk constantly AS WELL as the commentary team and the end result is a garbled cacophony of irritation.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:36

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Blaise330 posted:

I kinda want to know whats the end game to Zelina gathering an army of sexy men

Zelina: The journey is the destination :heysexy:

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:37

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Sugar Blaster posted:

WWE's solution to no crowd is to have EVERYONE involved in the match talk constantly AS WELL as the commentary team and the end result is a garbled cacophony of irritation.

I do like Zelina and Owens arguing back and forth though!

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:37

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Jesus, Montez got some air on that.

And wasn't caught at all lol

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

OH MY loving GOD HE DIDN'T CATCH HIM AT ALL! FUCCCCKKKK!!!!

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Looks like Miz was there in spirit.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:39

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Michael Cole: BROKEN UP BY AUSTIN FURY

close enough

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:39

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jerusalem posted:

OH MY loving GOD HE DIDN'T CATCH HIM AT ALL! FUCCCCKKKK!!!!

Pouring out my solo cup in solemn for our fallen comrade. It was a great career Montez.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:40

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Austin: You ever get that feeling like you're forgetting something?

*BONE CRUNCHING SPLAT*

Austin: .....did I leave the oven on?

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:42

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

I can't stop laughing at that dive

He wasn't anywhere close to catching him

Poor Montez

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:43

SirDippingSauce: Oct 25, 2012; We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack for the murder of wax Stan.

Seeing the commercial for the Big Show sitcom... I mean, it gives me, like TGIF nostalgia vibes, and now that I'm stuck at home for 2 weeks, seems like it'll slot in just fine with my "brain candy in the background" tv.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:44

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Blaise330 posted:

I kinda want to know whats the end game to Zelina gathering an army of sexy men

She's into Queen of the Damned

In a better promotion there'd be an angle there

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:45

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

DIPSHIT

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:47

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I still kind of feel like Zelina is basically Salina de la Renta, which makes her not wearing spooky sexy costumes while she leads La Parka to the ring feel like a loss.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:48

tecnocrat: Oct 5, 2003; Struggling to keep his sanity.

Codependent Poster posted:

DIPSHIT

Arrogant Dipshit.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:48

SirDippingSauce: Oct 25, 2012; We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack for the murder of wax Stan.

This is an okay promo but why the hell does a promo need a zillion camera cuts?

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:49

The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

SirDippingSauce posted:

This is an okay promo but why the hell does a promo need a zillion camera cuts?

Because WWE

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:51

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Good promo for a match that should be happening at a proper Wrestlemania and not this bullshit quasi-show they're putting together to appease Vince's out-of-control ego.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:51

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Alright, spent the last hour doing dishes and making dinner, what'd I miss?

# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:59

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

Jerusalem posted:

Good promo for a match that should be happening at a proper Wrestlemania and not this bullshit quasi-show they're putting together to appease Vince's out-of-control ego.

I mean the whole point of Rollins' past few WM matches was redeeming himself and proving he could accomplish things on his own so Steen's promo kiiiiiiiiiiiinda didn't make a lick of sense.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:02

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MorningMoon posted:

Alright, spent the last hour doing dishes and making dinner, what'd I miss?

Montez Ford is dead now. RIP Montez.

Aleister Black defeated Jason Cade in a singles match.
Zelina Vega announced US Champion Andrade had suffered a rib injury and wasn't medically cleared, but she'd "signed" Austin Theory to step up to cover for him.
Kevin Owens and The Street Profits defeated Seth Rollins, Angel Garza and Austin Theory in a six man tag. Montez Ford destroyed himself on an over-the-top-rope dive that Theory didn't catch him on AT ALL, and Seth hit Owens with a Curb Stomp immediately after Owens got the pinfall.
Kevin Owens cut a post-match promo on Rollins about their Wrestlemania match.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:03

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Did WWE sign Jason Cade or was that a "local talent" match?

# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:04

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

This show still has 55 minutes to go. :stare:

# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Don't let Alexa and Nikki win the titles :negative:

Edit: Oh my God Asuka is the loving best. "WHO ARE YOU!?! WHO ARE YOU!?!? :lol:

# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:12

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

WOOLIE WOOLIE WOOLIE WHO ARE YOU?!

# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:13

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

That German owned

Edit: That match was fun and God I wish the type of wild energy Asuka brings to the show was present in other segments.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:14

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Not watching but who is being mentioned at with "who are you?"

# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:20

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TV Zombie posted:

Not watching but who is being mentioned at with "who are you?"

Kayden Carter from NXT. It was a very short but fun match and Asuka grooving to her music at the commentary table after cutting an angry promo on Alexa was awesome.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:22

SirDippingSauce: Oct 25, 2012; We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack for the murder of wax Stan.

ha ha, the framing looks like "this turd"

edit: I had to take care of some stuff, and walked into what I thought was a funny Breezango and Mick Foley skit. Crushed that it was just a Snickers commercial.

SirDippingSauce fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Mar 31, 2020

# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:23

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Elimination match

"Bayley doesn't have to be involved to lose her title!" I mean she has to get pinned at some point.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:47

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Blaise330 posted:

Elimination match

"Bayley doesn't have to be involved to lose her title!" I mean she has to get pinned at some point.

To be fair we can assume they mean involved in the ending of the match.

THEY'RE STILL STRAIGHT UP ADVERTISING ROMAN AND GOLDBERG!

# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:49

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Yeah, advertising Reigns now is really lovely.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:54

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

the ONLY wrestlemania thats too big for one night

# ? Mar 31, 2020 03:55

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

"Fugly" .... really?

# ? Mar 31, 2020 04:00

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

Heyman isn't wrong. Watch Lesnar have the title back before next year Mania

# ? Mar 31, 2020 04:00

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

So they are the one who sent Roman home (allegedly?) and yet they are still doing this?

This can't be a late entry in the NY19?

# ? Mar 31, 2020 04:02

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# ? May 18, 2024 03:37

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

TV Zombie posted:

So they are the one who sent Roman home (allegedly?) and yet they are still doing this?

This can't be a late entry in the NY19?

But its 2020.

And I believe the rumors say Roman himself insisted on going home.

WWE is gonna like write him out in a beatdown segment or something during the WM show and figure no one will really care because WM is kind of a joke now anyway. And I can't say I really disagree with them.

# ? Mar 31, 2020 04:05

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