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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I did miss these cockatiels.... not their wrestling, but their characters are a blast.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hell yeah IIconics let's go

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Those gold outfits own

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

gently caress. You.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
That was one of the dumbest matches I've seen in a long time.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Just... just let Kairi play her goddamn flute.... :negative:

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Jerusalem posted:

Rusev has also been fired (not even furloughed which is a nice word for fired, just fired).
I know you forget this, somehow, but he was in contract negotiations for months upon months. The Gulak thing makes clear you either eat the poo poo sandwich or you're out the door to not work. They fired any sort of dissenting voice. Rusev was always gonna be out this go'round, he's been a "complainer" for years. I'll be surprised if Sami lasts the year.

There's a recent Taynara Conti interview where she said she was just begging for something to do and they fired her for that. Wasn't complaining about trainers or asking for title shots, just wanted to be in programs. Too bad, get fired to do nothing during a pandemic.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

guys that's a recorder

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

guys that's a recorder

Music teachers don't want you to know the terrifying truth, that flutes and recorders are exactly the same just like guitars and ukuleles or violins and cellos. It's not because I'm a musical moron, it's a conspiracy :colbert:

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Spiderdrake posted:

There's a recent Taynara Conti interview where she said she was just begging for something to do and they fired her for that. Wasn't complaining about trainers or asking for title shots, just wanted to be in programs. Too bad, get fired to do nothing during a pandemic.

"YOU GOTTA GRAB THAT BRASS RING, PAL...



NO, NOT LIKE THAT..."

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

guys that's a recorder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6l8MFdTaPE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahahaha strong Zoolander vibes from that slap

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lBO23Dh23I

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMLCGnADyCM

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Hahaha the Undertaker match at Wrestlemania 34 lasted under 3 minutes.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Well RIP Nia

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

gently caress her up, Asuka!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Asuka is a good friend

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Did Nia ask for a crash pad to take the bump off that kick?

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
there are no rope breaks in submission matches? really? I always thought there were.

edit: I haven't watched a submission match in a very long time to be fair

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



To be fair Nia's knees are on borrowed time.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DuhSal posted:

there are no rope breaks in submission matches? really? I always thought there were.

No, there never are unless there are, and never will be unless there is. Welcome to WWE.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tonight I have learned that heels value their friends, and faces throw tantrums when they lose matches clean.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I still can't get over the fact that Andrade's gear has a bib on it.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

THE GUAPO POWERS ARE IMPLODING

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Jerusalem posted:

No, there never are unless there are, and never will be unless there is. Welcome to WWE.

that does actually clear it up for me, thank you

for the record.. most of the time submission matches have rope breaks right?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

DuhSal posted:

that does actually clear it up for me, thank you

for the record.. most of the time submission matches have rope breaks right?

As far as I can recall submission matches haven't had rope breaks for years.

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Le Saboteur posted:

As far as I can recall submission matches haven't had rope breaks for years.

really! huh. didn't know that.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Le Saboteur posted:

As far as I can recall submission matches haven't had rope breaks for years.

I'm positive there was a match where HHH broke a submission in some kind of "anything goes" rules match by getting to the ropes.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Jerusalem posted:

I'm positive there was a match where HHH broke a submission in some kind of "anything goes" rules match by getting to the ropes.

Sir, an anything goes rules match IS NOT a Submission Match!

Also, I thought they were going back to doing Live Raws but this is a taping still.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Uhaa Nation time

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Apollo got better quickly!

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

So much for that Theory

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Andrade and Garza are sore losers and beating the poo poo out of their friend... I guess they're faces now?

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Drew's just having fun :D

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

CRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAKKKKK

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What could be more embarrassing than that axe-throwing segm-

Codependent Poster posted:

CRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAKKKKK

Oh right :sigh:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Seth does all his recruiting on guys who are dejected sitting at ringside after getting beat up

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



What the gently caress was that Axe throwing segment about, jesus christ

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Honestly, would be a more clever story point than I would expect out of WWE if Seth Rollins picked up Austin Theory as another disciple after his rejection.

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