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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


As the king of GBS I need to make a royal decree: suck my loving dick

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
hey! u suck OUR DICK OP!

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Hail milord

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


No you can't say that to me, I'm the king of GBS I am your lord

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You’re gonna get all puckered up and withered sid, gbs will suck the souls out of your pnis. :colbert:

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You’re gonna get all puckered up and withered sid, gbs will suck the souls out of your pnis. :colbert:

totally.

there's 702 users browsing right now op, can you handle that much hot action? cause I couldn't. heavy is the head that wears the crown

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I am the king la la la la la I sing this to myself as I go about my kingly duties, such as dusting the statues of previous kings of GBS, and jerking off my weird dick

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
ok

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Please join me in a moment of silence for the previous GBS king who I killed by mk urdering him. He was a little bitch. Okay now let's get these blunts lit and this dick sucked and also does anyone want some shawarma I'm feeling a bit peckish

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I'm sorry I told everyone to suck my dick I feel like I went a little mad with power, I'm gonna rescind that one and just say instead for my first royal decree: you're not allowed to bully me imply anything mean about me any more or I will loving murder you

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



i suckked op's dick AMA

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Caedus posted:

i suckked op's dick AMA

what's your daily schedule like?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I didn't vote for you

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



i'm free all day except when im giving his highness dome

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


how about you suck my dick OP

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Guards seize him

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

Caedus posted:

i suckked op's dick AMA

Whos next

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Your poo poo's on fire, "king".

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


That's the way I like it and I never get bored

MikeRabsitch
Aug 23, 2004

Show us what you got, what you got
Do we get in line or take turns or

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


The Mouth was still, waiting for the precise moment when it could attack its enemy. The vile Penis was wily and elusive. But at this time, the Mouth had caught it unawares. The Mouth creeped forward, slowly so that its nemesis would be caught off guard. Lips parted, and with rapid feline speed, the Mouth lunged forward. But the still flaccid Penis suddenly maneuvered upwards. The eternal ally, Balls, were now in play and had found their way into the deep recesses of Mouth.

To Be Continued...?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

GBS has no king, GBS needs no king!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
alright everyone STAND BACK


im about to DUNK the OP

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Chinatown posted:

alright everyone STAND BACK


im about to DUNK the OP

we both know im undunkable Chinatown, i can't even think good how could you hurt me

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBZUz4C6kqk

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


New GBS rule you have to give me a good night kiss oh my forehead

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Pride goeth before a fall

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


The Mouth was stunned. It knew it had once again fallen into a byzantine trap devised by Penis. Its only hope now was to withdraw and recover. But the profound size and weight of Balls was lodged within. Even now, the Mouth could feel the Penis begin to stiffen, simultaneously mocking and prematurely celebrating its victory. Hate welled within the Mouth as it summoned a deluge of saliva from its glands. Enough liquid to force Balls out of the orifice. The Mouth edged backwards, now outnumbered and faced with a fully prepared and dangerously erect Penis.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Spinz posted:

Pride goeth before a fall

I'm not gay but I'm aN ally

i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice
Don't mind me, I'm just putting together this large, wooden structure to chop...uh...*looks around*...what else could it chop...yeah, it's heads. I'm making a guillotine.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I just want attention

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Sid Vicious posted:

we both know im undunkable Chinatown, i can't even think good how could you hurt me

im gonna give you the rare DOUBLE DUNK

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Chinatown posted:

im gonna give you the rare DOUBLE DUNK

im gonna kiss you on the cheek and give you a nice back rub after I tuck you into bed

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

We should contact My Shoes, unban her, make her a mod and she could reign with you as Queen.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Valko posted:

We should contact My Shoes, unban her, make her a mod and she could reign with you as Queen.

i don't think we should do that at all actually haha

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Valko do you have an email I want to buy you plat

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Hey new king nice weird dick and all but aren't there more important things at hand right now like posting

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i love to post and you'll never stop me

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



OhsH posted:

Whos next

you have to depose the king. and ask nicely

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Sid Vicious posted:

Valko do you have an email I want to buy you plat

I do yeah, but I think spinz said she was already going to do that.

Anyway, if you won't accept My Shoes as queen how about Pick?

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