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 I got this mix of green and red grapes to eat and the green ones are huge are grapes supposed to get this big? the bigger ones are like the size of a kumquat...  they're weird to eat I guess all the familiar crunchy tartness of grapes is in the skin? they taste like watery goo. like a tomato without all the tomato-y bits, or, like all the flavor of a regular sized grape was spread out into a bigger grape volume and the rest was filled with water altogether pretty unsettling, would not recommend
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You should keep one, you may never get one that large again.
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Dec 3, 2020 06:53
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Switch to blue berries. They will never get that big. Also, I don't know if it's some kind of perspective trick in the photo, but if not that is a very powerful thumbnail.
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Dec 3, 2020 06:54
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Big ole... green grapes... give papa... them green balls... give papa.... green grapes... big... green grapes.
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Dec 3, 2020 06:56
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my dog died im sad posted:that is a very powerful thumbnail. ty
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Dec 3, 2020 07:08
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Big ole... green grapes... give papa... them green balls... give papa.... green grapes... big... green grapes. I hosed your grapes.
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Dec 3, 2020 07:09
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If one tries to roll away on you OP, think of it as the grape escape. Hope that helps.
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Dec 3, 2020 07:10
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drat dude i got a new 34 inch monitor and those are really some HUGE GREEN GRAPES
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Dec 3, 2020 07:13
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God drat
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Dec 3, 2020 07:17
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numberoneposter posted:drat dude i got a new 34 inch monitor and those are really some HUGE GREEN GRAPES Humble brag...
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Dec 3, 2020 07:36
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buy small fruit
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Dec 3, 2020 08:32
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Yo wtf is up with that thumb?
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Dec 3, 2020 08:36
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Seriously it's like 50% fingernail, that thing
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Dec 3, 2020 08:36
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Yo wtf is up with that thumb? Clubbed nails, Cubone go to doctor.
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Dec 3, 2020 08:36
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WE (grapes) "rear end"
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Dec 3, 2020 09:04
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gums are also green
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Dec 3, 2020 09:18
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Clubbed nails, Cubone go to doctor. my doctor showed me this, you press the tops of your fingers flat against each other like this  and if you have that little gap there, it's probably not clubbing (it's a good idea to get screened for lung/heart disease either way though) I get that a lot because my nails are a weird shape and I have pretty big hands but also there is some foreshortening going on in that pic here is what it is like when my thumb is going slightly away from you  still obviously very masculine and cool, but not the grape-rending behemoth many have dreamt of
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Dec 3, 2020 09:56
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dude if i had your nails i'd never have to worry about getting nail polish on my skin
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Dec 3, 2020 10:25
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Madness posted:Humble brag... what
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Dec 3, 2020 11:48
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Cubone posted:I have pretty, big hands Please violently crush one of these large grapes.
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Dec 3, 2020 11:52
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The Saucer Hovers posted:buy small fruit for real. those are so watery op. pure disappointment
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Dec 3, 2020 11:54
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For the last couple of decades they've been breeding new varieties of grapes specifically to be like this instead of the smaller, tart ones you might remember from your youth. Depending on store, availability, etc, you can still find the 'old' variety. The store by me actually purposely stocks multiple kinds regularly.
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Dec 3, 2020 12:01
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OP is very familiar with kum....................quat
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Dec 3, 2020 13:31
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i'm gonda do surgery on them...
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Dec 3, 2020 13:39
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Hell Yeah posted:i'm gonda do surgery on them... you better, that thumb has killed and will kill again
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Dec 3, 2020 15:25
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Lol you’re not supposed to eat rear end grapes.
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Dec 3, 2020 15:44
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Sorry looks like you've got an enlarged grape, we're going to have to operate.
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Dec 3, 2020 16:33
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CRUSH THE GRAPES!! NOW FOOL!!!!
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Dec 3, 2020 18:04
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I'M NOT CRUSHING THE GRAPES
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Dec 3, 2020 18:12
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Those are tomatillos, OP
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Dec 3, 2020 18:16
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step on my grapes
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Dec 3, 2020 18:26
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i bought my own green grapes but they are only big not huge
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Dec 3, 2020 18:31
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op i have noticed the same exact thing this year and this thread is confirmation that instead of just being ignorant of big thick green grape hams that there actually is an intergalactic reptilian conspiracy enlarging our grapes and i love it get them still on the vine as they stay fresher and crisper longer i agree they suck when they start going soft
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Dec 3, 2020 18:34
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Oh my god imagine the raisin that thing would become. Hey op, raisin in the thumbs am I right?
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Dec 3, 2020 18:39
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piss is stored in the grapes?
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Dec 3, 2020 18:49
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Cubone posted:I'M NOT CRUSHING THE GRAPES COWARD! Those grapes are an insult to all that is good and right in the world and your refusal to crush one suggests some really disturbing things about you.
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Dec 3, 2020 18:59
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Oh my god imagine the raisin that thing would become. Hey op, raisin in the thumbs am I right? I believe those are dates
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Dec 3, 2020 19:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbhaqsBJB0
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Dec 3, 2020 19:11
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Cubone posted:I'M NOT CRUSHING THE GRAPES Use tooth picks to make a family of Grape People.
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Dec 3, 2020 19:29
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I made some hosed up sauce out of figs, brine, pork drippings, and mint, because I’m a psychotic bitch and I want to make things that taste hosed up. It’s like a reminder that I’m still in control of the taste kingdom. Sorry about your weird grapes op I had gently caress all to do with that. 
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