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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

The Grandmas of Something Awful



What are they up to?



Where did they go?



Are they alive?



Are they happy?



I hope so.



I hope so.

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
hot stuff, op

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i thought this was about the old word filter

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

idk op good luck with your thread tho

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

They're ok op

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
They all combined and have guns now and are upset, it's very scary.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

They went out for coffee and then decided to kidnap a baby from the park.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

my grandmas dead. we cremated her.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hell Yeah posted:

my grandmas dead. we cremated her.

That'll usually do the trick, yeah

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

They tried to guilt my mother into buying an ornate wooden coffin for my grandmother’s cremation. We opted for the large cardboard box.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
My grandma sent me fifty (50) dollars for Christmas, pretty fuckin sweet.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The grandmas moved to clear water and started a motorcycle club that ran protection out of a local bingo parlor.

They called themselves 'Hell's Dangles' as a result of their floppy old titties.

Their patch was two pendulous 8's (age requirements, droopy boobs) over crossed knitting kneedles

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Dangerous cookies or half-baked cake.

:peanut:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
I think they are all skeletons now.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Unfortunately all dead. They were great grammas, I miss them dearly.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Those pics are from the early 2000s so very dead, OP :rip:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Grandmas are great but very prone to dying. I used to have two but now I have none and it's bullshit

Bigchops
Mar 13, 2005
Biggus Choppus
Last I heard they were gushing.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

The grandmas like the pets are all dead.

Unless it was a pet turtle or birb or something.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
All of my grandparents are dead!

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Grandmas are really good people with strong charisma and charm but very weak to covid-19.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
my grandma says "oh..foot" instead of gently caress.

Occasionally, at work I do the same thing. It's starting to catch on with like 3 of my coworkers out of a building of hundreds. You can get some weird looks saying "Well... foot."

that's what my grandma is up to. and knitting

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
poo poo I just remembered I've had a game of Cookie Clicker running in a background window for the past 5 years. I should probably check on that.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
organising the coupons, op

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
also bingo

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I don't know what they're doing, but I know what I'm doing now :mmmhmm:

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Waterbed Wendy posted:

All of my grandparents are dead!
If you added up my grandparents and your grandparents we wouldn't have any grandparents

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




i never got to meet my grandmas, so these ones are all i have :(

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

sweet thursday posted:

If you added up my grandparents and your grandparents we wouldn't have any grandparents

I'm sorry for our losses

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Death sure likes them gilfs

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Fuckin, suckin, snortin, shootin, smoking, moshing, gardening, crocheting, baking, pegging, pissin, cussin, fartin, raging, a party with yoooooo. :mario:

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
They're currently attempting to overthrow the United States Government, but not in a good way

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Mom just got her second negative corona test result back so this grandma is Solid Gold tm dancing to this song all over the house.

https://youtu.be/Zv0OwvsP0ek

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
These aren't particularly grand, just mediocremas imo

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Something Awful Grandmas After Dark

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Hell Yeah posted:

my grandmas dead. we cremated her.

yeah both of mine are in nice gold boxes in a wall

rip

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

My grandma sent me fifty (50) dollars for Christmas, pretty fuckin sweet.

So did mine on top of a fiddy my gramps gave me - my nana owns.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
One of my grandmas is spreading Qanon propaganda

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
They have become various Hellraisers

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Probably fuckin'

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