The name "Sam Handwich" has been in my head all day.

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Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

I have no idea why or how to stop.

# ? Mar 3, 2021 21:36

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 03:07

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

We've all been there. Stay strong. Things will get better. Keep on keeping on. It's always darkest before the dawn. Keep your chin up. You've got this. Things will get better.

# ? Mar 3, 2021 21:47

nut

you can't stop sam, we've tried. You can only hope he doesn't find you again.

# ? Mar 3, 2021 21:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

whats the middle name

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# ? Mar 3, 2021 22:59

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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that's a great username i wonder what the av would be :allears:

thanks nesamdoom!!

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# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:00

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

Heather Papps posted:

whats the middle name

Ploughman?

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:10

Nexein: "Donuts of
Champions"

Heather Papps posted:

whats the middle name

N'cheese, it's foreign and exotic

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# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:13

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replace the words "i got five on it" with "i want sam handwich" from the popular song and then that just plays in your head for the rest of the day

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:13

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

Pahilla the Hun posted:

replace the words "i got five on it" with "i want sam handwich" from the popular song and then that just plays in your head for the rest of the day

smoked turkey and lettuce leaves
i want sam handwich

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:18

Trying

Samjobs

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:28

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Sunny Baked Sam

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:34

nut

Royal Updog posted:

Samjobs

# ? Mar 3, 2021 23:48

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

SamThePloughmanHandwich

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Mar 4, 2021 00:33

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Royal Updog posted:

Samjobs

God DANG IT

# ? Mar 4, 2021 00:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Sam Handwich. Hard boiled. Gaslit. Detective, a hardass with a heart of gold. Chopped liver, but it's got onions.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 00:39

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Teddy Thunders posted:

Sam Handwich. Hard boiled. Gaslit. Detective, a hardass with a heart of gold. Chopped liver, but it's got onions.

served with a side of Sole Claw

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Mar 4, 2021 00:49

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

OP i'm not even kidding you i wrote a script in college with a character in it named "Sam Hamwich". great minds think sort of alike

# ? Mar 4, 2021 01:10

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

barnold posted:

OP i'm not even kidding you i wrote a script in college with a character in it named "Sam Hamwich". great minds think sort of alike

Was it about a detective with a heart of gold?

Teddy Thunders posted:

Sam Handwich. Hard boiled. Gaslit. Detective, a hardass with a heart of gold. Chopped liver, but it's got onions.

In my head, he was a private investigator.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 01:35

google THIS

Crime boss: Well Sam, looks like you're in quite a pickle!

Sam: (rolling eyes) First time I've heard that one

# ? Mar 4, 2021 02:33

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

Crime boss: Well Sam, looks like you're in quite a pickle!

Sam: (rolling eyes) First time I've heard that one

# ? Mar 4, 2021 02:37

Prof. Crocodile

fps_nug posted:

smoked turkey and lettuce leaves
i want sam handwich

# ? Mar 4, 2021 03:50

Horrible Butts

"Pecan Handy" has lived rent free in my head for so long it's got squatter's rights.

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# ? Mar 4, 2021 06:02

Deep Glove Bruno: yung swamp thang

i have several nonsense phrases in my head constantly and always have - currently it's the name "bob doggulous". i have now imagined a movie where the character bob douglas has to convince an airline desk that his name's been misspelled on the ticket and that he is bob dogulas and it sets off a chain of events where he just has to live with being called bob doggulous for the rest of the movie

# ? Mar 4, 2021 11:35

Manifisto

good thing I'm not thinking of the phrase "handwich schmandwich" rn

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 4, 2021 15:11

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

# ? Mar 4, 2021 16:18

biosterous

Luvcow posted:

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he/him

# ? Mar 4, 2021 16:39

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 4, 2021 16:54

Prof. Crocodile

Luvcow posted:

# ? Mar 4, 2021 17:05

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Luvcow posted:

# ? Mar 4, 2021 17:12

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Luvcow posted:

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# ? Mar 4, 2021 17:26

Stoner Sloth

Luvcow posted:

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# ? Mar 4, 2021 17:34

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Luvcow posted:

# ? Mar 4, 2021 17:39

cruft

Paging BoldFrankensteinMir. This needs a story behind it.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 17:55

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

Luvcow posted:

I hope that this is real and if it's not, it needs to be.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 21:08

google THIS

Luvcow posted:

# ? Mar 4, 2021 21:12

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 03:07

cruft

Luvcow posted:

Another dreary day in the city of lunchmeats. I was still poring over the details of last week's case as I poured out the contents of a bottle of cheap whisky from Patel's bodaga downstairs, when in walked a dame that was all leg. Trying to keep my cool, I asked the leg how I could help. "My lunch has gone missing," the leg replied. Great, another food case.

My name is Sam. I'm a private dick. But in public, I'm Sam Handwich, Private Investigator.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 21:49

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