- EorayMel
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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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If you bury multiple knives in the ground, with the blades pointing AT the plants, the plants will not escape. They will be constantly intimidated and not attempt to flee.
However, if you also bury multiple knives in the ground, with the blades pointing AWAY at the plants, the plants will not be attacked. Whatever trying to ransack the plants will instead be thwarted by the sharp pieces of metal in the ground dissuading any further action, like spiders in holes but always aware and on the offensive yet not needing to actually move.
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- Finger Prince
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hasidic scarecrow.
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Apr 15, 2021 02:53
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give the crops the love worth staying for
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Apr 15, 2021 03:51
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Don't just use pesticide. Also use pestiothercide, pestifront, and pestiback. Surround those pests and they won't stand a chance.
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- selan dyin
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Scarecrow but an actual guy
scarecrow but an actual crow
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a well trained flock of crows collectively wearing a pants and shirt scaring the wild crows
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Apr 15, 2021 08:15
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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encase them in carbonite
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Apr 15, 2021 08:44
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- Escape From Noise
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Pure, unabashed nude farming 24/7
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- Finger Prince
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Pure, unabashed nude farming 24/7
My nude farm brings all the crows to the yard
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- EorayMel
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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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I have found if I buried all the crops deep in the ground in a place only I know if, then nobody and nothing else can get to them. The ultimate in safety and secrecy!
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Apr 15, 2021 14:32
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keep them in ur hands
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Apr 15, 2021 14:35
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germinating an entire bushel of corn with my palmsweat
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- aldantefax
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ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'
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Noneuclidean tower defense system with hypercube
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These pigs wanna blow my house down.
Wow! I'm a huge fan of ur work Dr. Greenthumb
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Have mah step-grandson Jimmy Dean buried in the yard with all the plants. Don't worry, e got is shotgun with im, gonna holler and shoot if e see any varmint or that basterd Dale tryna root the crops. Been out there buried in the yard for bout a week now. No hollerin bout food, no need for anythin. Proud of that boy.
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Birth and clothe some gremlins. Bathe them gently once a week, let them suckle at my teat so they aren't tempted by the veggies.
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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to protect the crops, you first must destroy the crops. it's the only way.
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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i made a deal with god to protect my crops although i guess thats pretty orthodox but what makes it unorthodox is i also made a deal with satan to protect my crops. to make it easier i just pray to them both at the same time.
dear god and satan please protect my crops and do not forgive people who trespass on my crops turn them to pillars of salt then blow the wind so the salt salts the earth of my enemies. also you know satan do what ever it is you do to protect my crops.
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Justice League: Crop Patrol
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- FutonForensic
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shackle chastity belts 'round mah rutabagas
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Apr 16, 2021 00:33
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- Ventral EggSac
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Hug each crop tight and bite anybody that comes near
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Apr 16, 2021 04:31
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- EorayMel
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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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I have one field full of crops, and then I have a second field full of identical crops nearby. Tricking any pillagers into going after that one. Works everytime
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Apr 17, 2021 00:38
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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all crops are bastards
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Apr 17, 2021 00:48
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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if you tuck in your shirt and then drop an ear of corn down the neck hole you'll have a crop top
EDIT i suppose this would also protect the corn in a way
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Apr 17, 2021 00:51
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- Ventral EggSac
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Put each ear of corn in a pokeball. Cover the pokeballs in dirt
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Apr 18, 2021 02:57
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Just drowning people who look 'witchy' as a preemptive measure against being hexed.
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Apr 18, 2021 03:02
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- nut
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giving the crops guns
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Apr 18, 2021 12:55
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- Adbot
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Changing the "o" to an "a" so nobody wants to take them anymore.
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