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Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007
also where is Lord Waffle Beard's list he's gonna rank Wilson (wrongly) #1 but we need something to discuss here

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Coolwhoami posted:

also where is Lord Waffle Beard's list he's gonna rank Wilson (wrongly) #1 but we need something to discuss here

Hello, this is a thread for my QB rankings. He can make his own thread

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I could accept almost any ranking of Brady for 2021 just on the basis of being SO loving OLD.

If he has 1 fully healthy year left in him he could be league MVP on that team. Yeah he doesn't have his 2017 arm but it's not that far off, and he's got weapons for days and a strong OL.

Or he could blow out both ankles and knees at once on his first full contact play because a 44 year old QB is beyond insane.

Or he could just gradually glide into the toilet as his body more slowly fails him.

We said this every year since like 2013 lol, but 44 is really really really just nuts.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Coolwhoami posted:

hello,

are you a patriots fan or a brady fan?

cheers,

coolwhoami

Yes :)

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Coolwhoami posted:

hello,

are you a patriots fan or a brady fan?

cheers,

coolwhoami

I love that people actually think this is some kind of :master:

Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007

a neat cape posted:

Hello, this is a thread for my QB rankings. He can make his own thread

In that case, I think you have rated Derek Carr and Joe Burrow too highly but I am not sure who deserves to go up the list in their respective places, otherwise your list is quite good

sean10mm posted:

I love that people actually think this is some kind of :master:

Please do not counter me

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
youve gone and done it now. you went and ranked the qbs. and now the forums are tearing themselves apart

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Coolwhoami posted:


are you a patriots fan or a brady fan?


"Are you human, or do you breath air?" the man scrawled in his own feces.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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the list is good. all hail the list

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Drew Lock's stunningly high ranking makes me think a certain someone has a crush on my QB

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Magicpants posted:

youve gone and done it now. you went and ranked the qbs. and now the forums are tearing themselves apart
Nice quarterbacks you got there. Be a shame if someone came along and ranked em...

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Cavauro posted:

Commenting on the rankings. NOT an argument. Simple comments.

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Would say 9

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Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream
Dak getting another MRI. Anyone have thoughts? About his ranking now?

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

actually the MRI cements him as a top 3 QB. No place would do it for him if he was top 10

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dak's parents named him for the sounds his bones made when he moved at all. Even during the slightest breeze. His dad said that holding baby Dak was like snuggling a bowl of rice krispies.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Quiet Feet posted:

Dak's parents named him for the sounds his bones made when he moved at all. Even during the slightest breeze. His dad said that holding baby Dak was like snuggling a bowl of rice krispies.

The actual source of his name is better than that. He's named after one of the COWboys of Moo Mesa.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Time posted:

Dak getting another MRI. Anyone have thoughts? About his ranking now?

blarzgh working on a thirty page essay on why it should move him up, as it's at least 2x as brave going to the doctor's office multiple times as it is throwing a division-losing INT

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Every time someone ranks Dak a bit higher, another part of him breaks down.

blarzgh is killing this guy.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
BloodRayne Dakota Prescott

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The Cowboys QB is now the squished and frozen corpse of Dak Ralter.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Dak’s fine and all but he’s no Joe Flacco.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
The best Quarterback in the National Football League is Jared Goff

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I think he's about 26th

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

DariusLikewise posted:

The best Quarterback in the National Football League is Jared Goff

Thanks to Goff, the Titans got Derrick Henry, so I agree.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

What do you think about the rankings.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Tua Tagovailoa is way to high.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Will there be an update in-season?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Athanatos posted:

Will there be an update in-season?

After week 4, 8, 12, and 16.

Yes I know there are 17 games I do not care

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Power rankings that don't update every 48 hours? What is this amateur hour crap SA2K?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Power rankings that don't update every 48 hours? What is this amateur hour crap SA2K?

We need to see the story pan out

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Quarmterback

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I’m gonna need weekly updates on Justin Herbert’s hair.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Quavoback

e: actually don't know who this is

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

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