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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Rivals Puns
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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

 Justin Pervert

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 fievel's guns



pbretend two of them

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Antonio Clown

* # ? Dec 17, 2021 03:01
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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

 Wack Jones

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Sam From Cisco Farty-Noners

* # ? Dec 17, 2021 03:08
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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

 Alabama Crimson Turds

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Gendon't

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The New York Giants

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

 Adrian Beathisson (Vikings)

Adrian Beathisson (Bears)

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Peeattle Peecocks

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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

 Leastern Michigan University

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
 bill smellichick

* # ? Dec 17, 2021 03:27
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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

 William Gay (pejorative)

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
When I was a kid Chicago was poo poo-cock-ho. The Rams were also "The Hams". Cincinnati was poo poo-cinnati. Shitattle poo poo-hacks.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Lost Angeles Same Old Sorry rear end Rams

* # ? Dec 17, 2021 03:39
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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

 Jared Goof

* # ? Dec 17, 2021 03:41
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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
 Peetown Manning
Peeguy Manning

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 mitch trubinsky

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Tom Poopy

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Cheatriots

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

 Joe Mixon It Up With A Woman

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I once got probated for saying Demarcus Faggins.

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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)
aaron fraudgers

* # ? Dec 17, 2021 04:41
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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 Doodoo poo poo-Poopster

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Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

 tim turdbowl

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Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

sweet thursday posted:

Gendon't
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

 Roger Tackle

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

 Elisha Manning

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Butt "The Shitman" Fart

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Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

R.D. Mangles posted:

mitch trubinsky

Brett Farve

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Webster Slaughter

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Lustin Lerbert

* # ? Dec 17, 2021 05:42
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Bret Farbe

* # ? Dec 17, 2021 05:45
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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

 Northwestern Mildcats

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

mercenarynuker posted:

Northwestern Mildcats

you fiend!!!!!!!

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Person Manthing

* # ? Dec 17, 2021 05:56
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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

 Small Dick Vermeil

* # ? Dec 17, 2021 05:59
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Ben Gay

* # ? Dec 17, 2021 06:02
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Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

t a s t e posted:

William Gay (pejorative)
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Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
 Craphonso Thorpe

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