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Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I nominate that we change the name of this forum to the Always Pounding rear end Pool Area

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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



NienNunb posted:

This is a safe space where we can publicly admit that Bradshaw’s clothesline from hell was an otherworldly good lariat.

https://youtu.be/ZSmfydKwW2o

it looks like a punch that completely misses but still lays the dude out anyway. Ronda Rousey quality mma striking. Generational talent

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Another move we don’t talk enough about :

https://youtu.be/w1ulBFG5XS4

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

might eat at the always pounding rear end bar and grill tonight

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



edogawa rando posted:

The Acolytes ruled, and we need more tag teams that are two big hard boys who march in, batter everyone and then gently caress off to the back.

I've long said that AEW should treat Butcher and Blade like the APA and just make them an unaligned mercenary tag team kicking rear end for the highest bidder

Dacap fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Jan 5, 2022

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Help a casual understand: aside from the name and the impossible thiccness of its user, what makes the Gore different from anyone else's spear?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Bluedeanie posted:

Help a casual understand: aside from the name and the impossible thiccness of its user, what makes the Gore different from anyone else's spear?

when you get speared you fall down

when you get gored you fly rear end over teakettle

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i like farooq, i like the idea of having shirts about pounding rear end and eating at the rear end grill, i like how they beat people up, but the presence of bradshaw severely hampers my enjoyment of APA.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGye1pK2ysQ

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Lariats are the dopest moves. And the clothesline from hell is an especially good one (even though they call it a clothesline)

The gore is also dope.

I'm also a big fan of the Michinoku Driver. As long as it at least looks a little bit like a neck bump from the right angle (which few people do). I don't want people to actually die, I just want it to look like it kills.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Bluedeanie posted:

Help a casual understand: aside from the name and the impossible thiccness of its user, what makes the Gore different from anyone else's spear?

The impossible thiccness IS what makes it different. He's a meat cube with a low center of gravity so he just tears dudes in half. But if I had to identify a difference it's that guys like Edge and Roman stop at their opponents for a waist tackle, but Rhyno runs through fools and keeps going.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

sticklefifer posted:

The impossible thiccness IS what makes it different. He's a meat cube with a low center of gravity so he just tears dudes in half.

This is the perfect shape for wrestlers. And the reason I love Taz and Ishii so much.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



IGgy IGsen posted:

This is the perfect shape for wrestlers. And the reason I love Taz and Ishii so much.

And Samoa Joe

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Tato posted:

Everything you need from The Acolytes is right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFLuGQrC48M

poo poo rules

One of the best asskickings this poo poo is so sick

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Jamie Hayter

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Bradshaw is an rear end but I really liked him during his singles run as a poor man’s rich Stan Hansen. Eventually got me into Hansen and 90s AJPW.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Someone once told me these Lariats suck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o18HucZx6as

Respectfully, they were wrong.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

That lariato to Kobashi before the bell rings is the most bad rear end heel move ever.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

It’s the APAPA

Always Pounding rear end Pool Area I mean come on! it works so well!

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
To enter it you have to walk through a door hinged in a frame that's just standing in the middle of the area and if you don't close it behind you we get upset.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


IGgy IGsen posted:

Someone once told me these Lariats suck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o18HucZx6as

Respectfully, they were wrong.

Someone was dumb, these all rule, Stan Hansen taking off heads because he's practically blind rules.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

And then we walk for miles through a pit of danger

Edit: god dammit forkboy shut the gently caress up

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Sandman McMahon posted:

It’s the APAPA

Always Pounding rear end Pool Area I mean come on! it works so well!

APAPA strap match

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

I want this blasting through the speakers in the pool area.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFeCRMtUJkI

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

https://youtu.be/YvpH_lqWXms

Just as good as rear end man

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Ruby Soho looks like Beaker

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

NienNunb posted:

Ruby Soho looks like Beaker

meep meep bitch! epa stays winning tonight

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Eat My Fuc posted:

meep meep bitch! epa stays winning tonight

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

NienNunb posted:

Ruby Soho looks like Beaker

Bron Beakker

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Eyepatch Julia

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

coconono posted:

rip my nigerian wrestling thread, i had lots of fun learning about indie wrestling in lagos

it was a good thread and maybe there should be a new one here

i would love some updates on Wil Mascaras and Iron Lady Becky

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



coconono posted:

rip my nigerian wrestling thread, i had lots of fun learning about indie wrestling in lagos

It is now to my great disappointment I did not lurk in EPA more

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Bluedeanie posted:

It is now to my great disappointment I did not lurk in EPA more

It's still worth a read https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3969334

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Sandman McMahon posted:

I saw Kevin Nash do a Shooting Star Press back in '84 at the Sportatorium, not sure if he was the oldest though.

He botched the landing but it gave him inspiration for the Snake Eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYbGYIlu_g8

FullMetalJackoff fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Jan 6, 2022

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Monty Brown

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Congrats to the inaugural TBS champion

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Jade Cargill should change her name to Jade O'Niel and do a mischievous leprechaun gimmick

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Sandman McMahon posted:

Jade Cargill should change her name to Jade O'Niel and do a mischievous leprechaun gimmick

She can be managed by Stacy Keibler Elf

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Does Mr. Sharpman have glasses or is that just a blurry photo? I don't care he's my new favorite wrestler either way.

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