AEW Rampage: Jon Moxley vs Wheeler Yuta

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

This audio sweetening should not be necessary for a Bryan match

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:07

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 17:13

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

another better Skull End, take notes SANADA

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:09

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jerusalem posted:

Regal sure to mention he beat Fujinami

I went to look this up on cagematch, Regal has 1700+ matches listed. His second match ever was a three man tag team match he won.

WITH BIG DADDY.

Against Giant Haystacks and two jobbers.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:12

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

abraham linksys posted:

he had some help from a GOAT tho

https://twitter.com/KaraOnza/status/1512614177034055681

Also this might be the greatest dark match of all time, certainly WWF/WWE

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:17

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ready for rampage?

cher cher

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

oh gently caress this segment

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:19

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

"America's Favourite Couple"

I see you Excalibur.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:20

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

the segment resulting in Lambert and Page getting cheered and Tay getting booed

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:22

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

anytime you play the Dan Lambert card it immediately reverses all face/heel dynamics already in play

the exception has been Darby Allin because Darby is willing to kill himself in every angle

Sammy is too but he wants you to love him for it, vocally and loudly

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:24

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

StarkRavingMad posted:

Sammy and Tay are doing an excellent job of being at the exact level Cody and Brandi would have been at in this feud

just with a little more cum involved

They're supposed to be the faces!

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:25

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

GLOSS posted:

Yeah they sliced a 5-6 minute segment live to like 90 seconds, they didn't even include the one time where Lambert got booed, when he said Conti had more balls between her legs than Bill Buckner.

ok i wasn't there but i predicted they had edited the gently caress out of this segment because it felt a little jittery and smash cut

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:26

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

little munchkin posted:

sammy threatening to get on the mic every week until he gets a match is some good heel work

Tony Khan:
Mac -Man. This is why only fools are heroes - because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let Sammy on the microphone every week... or let Sammy do cue card promos every week. Make your choice, Mac-Man, and see how a hero is rewarded.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:29

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Swerve is going to get booed in Louisiana

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:31

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

no one gets an intro!

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:32

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

RandolphCarter posted:

Dynamite because Tony is a mad man

He got all the cocaine, ALL OF IT.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:36

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Rhonne posted:

Have Joe and Suzuki ever fought before?

Never.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

"gently caress we edited out four minutes from this Sammy/Lambert segment, we need to tape some things... quick wheres Tony Nese"

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:38

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Wheeler Yuta's random southern twang that sometimes drops out of his accent is so disarming

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:39

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

HOLY gently caress YUTA

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:45

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

dromal phrenia posted:

DUELING CHANTS AGAIN

yuta's stock has risen dramatically so quickly

WWE had a chance to sign him and turned him down.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:47

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

he hit an artery, the Eddie special

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:48

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The Proverbial Crimson Mask

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:51

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ptkfvk posted:

is there gonna be a way to watch this without the commercial poo poo

God's chosen, the fite watchers

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:51

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

THAT BRIDGE WAS IMMACULATE

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:54

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ARM LOCK OLYMPIC SLAM?

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:54

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

triple germans and a crossface?

[REDACTED]

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

HE WONT TAP

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:57

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

DEATH RIDER

KICK OUT?>!"?
!?!?!?#?@!#$2145673455434523

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 03:58

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Megaface Yuta Wheeler

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 04:00

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 17:13

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

that Handsome Wheeler turned out to be a bloodsport person is not something i predicted

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 04:01

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