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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

We almost saw a Playmaker lol

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

watching my dvd copy of wrestlemania x-7 instead of this trash

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Intruder posted:

omos's backstory makes me want to root for him but man he sucks

I like how he botched standing up

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

people love bobby

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Spiggy
Apr 26, 2008

Not a cop
congrats to the buff man beating up the old man

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Oh I forgot that Chicago is Ali's hometown. Crowd will be hot for that match.

Then Ali will lose

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Another good win, but bad finish.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

what ever happened to chris masters anyway

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

a.lo posted:

why does tall man need a partner for this 2 on 1

How else will odds be overcome?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Bobby Lashley feeling himself tonight with this wild crowd.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I wish lashley had just kept that belt

just steal a belt from a fan, that's their fault for buying it

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Intruder posted:

what ever happened to chris masters anyway

2 Professional wrestling career
2.1 Ultimate Pro Wrestling (2002–2003)
2.2 World Wrestling Entertainment
2.2.1 Ohio Valley Wrestling (2003–2005)
2.2.2 WWE Championship pursuits (2005–2006)
2.2.3 Various feuds and departure (2006–2007)
2.3 Independent circuit (2007–2009)
2.4 Return to WWE (2009–2011)
2.5 Return to independent circuit (2011–present)
2.6 Total Nonstop Action Wrestling / Impact Wrestling (2015–2018)
2.7 National Wrestling Alliance (2021–present)

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

lashley stole that belt. those are expensive

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Cavauro posted:

watching my dvd copy of wrestlemania x-7 instead of this trash



Hell yeah same



cept it's my vhs copy

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

oh my god are we going to have half an hour of cody selling a fake pec injury

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
man that loving crowd was hyped as gently caress for bobby lashley

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Intruder posted:

oh my god are we going to have half an hour of cody selling a fake pec injury

No, it sounds like it's a very real injury as it was reported out well before WWE ran with it.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

the walk with ezekiel sign is ace

I love everything about the ezekiel angle

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Elias/Eziekel looks old as poo poo without a beard.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
I'm sorry, but if Cody had his pectoral muscle "torn off the bone", they should just replace him with anyone else.

I feel like Cody is going to do a quick job, and then we'll get.... someone else for a real match. Because Seth will need something to jumpstart a summer feud since he's focused on Cody for 2 months.

Also, out of the 50 previous HIAC matches Chicago hasn't had any until tonight

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lmao at ezekiel doing the macho man elbow drop

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Intruder posted:

oh my god are we going to have half an hour of cody selling a fake pec injury

It's legit, they released a (graphic) picture.


KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
hosed up that vince just didnt let elias do a macho man parody gimmick since he could pull it off and already wrestles like him

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

WrasslorMonkey posted:

It's legit, they released a (graphic) picture.




make that the AR graphic for his walkout

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

no dude. breath of the wild

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This isn't AEW, you're not allowed to bleed on this show.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i think elias should cut his hair to make him look younger

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

lol, that sell made me jump

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

SMILE ELIAS

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Le Saboteur posted:

This isn't AEW, you're not allowed to bleed on this show.

It's fine, just tell your opponent to open it up more.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i think i might have got food poisoning again. typing the text in this box, it looks hosed up in some way and i feel really uncomfortable. it's like the top of the letters are too close to the border around the text box. it looks fine the further right i go in the text box. i don't want to go back to the left so. end

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

How does Owens move so loving well

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

WrasslorMonkey posted:

How does Owens move so loving well

French Canadian athleticism.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

WrasslorMonkey posted:

How does Owens move so loving well

Quebec has been trying to maneuver away from Canada for generations.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

so I'm guessing the match ends with ezekiel hitting drift away and it's proof he's elias or some poo poo

but I don't care how goofy it is I love this, this is why I love wrestling

e: or not

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i sure do hope the cody/seth match isn't the actual hell in a ccell match

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
its very funny how elias is dressed and wrestles like a generic 80s babyface wrestler

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Kevin Owens just a great hand with any old angle you give him.

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