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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007



I could care less about his family life I just think it’s funny he’s addicted to plastic surgery like an insecure trophy wife

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

bean mom posted:

whoever wins we lose

vs Predators :chloe:

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

bean mom posted:

would you have the mental fortitude to have a 1 on 1 talk with tony dungy where you fire him?

"Hey, Tony, we need to talk-"

*Dungy begins to wordlessly drink the chemicals straight from a car battery without breaking eye contact*

"...and I just wanted to say you're doing great!"

Mana Dragon
Nov 1, 2007

Ware Smash!
I'm going to throw out a bold prediction that the Cowboys finish the night with more penalties than converted first downs.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

TheKingslayer posted:

"Hey, Tony, we need to talk-"

*Dungy begins to wordlessly drink the chemicals straight from a car battery without breaking eye contact*

"...and I just wanted to say you're doing great!"

:hmmyes:

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
poo poo, Cowboys gonna win.

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1569112332239863808?t=qq0RLvF7mCqECSUglorSmQ&s=19

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

I could care less about his family life I just think it’s funny he’s addicted to plastic surgery like an insecure trophy wife

He is the insecure trophy wife.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

let's go the tampa bay buccaneers

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

I could care less about his family life I just think it’s funny he’s addicted to plastic surgery like an insecure trophy wife

He is an insecure trophy wife, well husband.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The SNF song sounds janky and weird now.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
It’s so annoying the NFL is making
money hand over fist and is still going to start charging $5 monthly to use the NFL App to watch one game that’s free on network TV.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

These intros suck now.

Bring back Dwight Freeney spinning in a cornfield.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
SNF 9/11 Debut!! I'll just mix myself an Old Fashioned and we'll be ready to get started

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

He is an insecure trophy wife, well husband.

he does have a lot of trophies

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Collinsworth's voice will be gone by the second quarter

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tom Brady is not the biggest name in football. I think it might be Halapoulavaati Vaitai.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I don't like either team but I hope the Cowboys make less errors than the Bucs do.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Quiet Feet posted:

The SNF song sounds janky and weird now.

Yeah it’s trash.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

cris won't slide anymore

Ragnarok the Red posted:

It’s so annoying the NFL is making
money hand over fist and is still going to start charging $5 monthly to use the NFL App to watch one game that’s free on network TV.

like the kids know how to use antennas

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


My SO is convinced Collinsworth is fighting off a cold

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Does MJ have jaundice?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I didn't realize Al Michaels left for Amazon, they must've thrown a boatload of money at him.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Takes No Damage posted:

SNF 9/11 Debut!! I'll just mix myself an Old Fashioned and we'll be ready to get started



i love her so much

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Vertical Lime posted:

cris won't slide anymore

like the kids know how to use antennas

HD home run will turn an antenna into a personal streaming service!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Josh Lyman posted:

I didn't realize Al Michaels left for Amazon, they must've thrown a boatload of money at him.

It's gonna be weird without him.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


C’mon Micah do the needful

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Jordan have more gambling debts to pay off?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

My SO is convinced Collinsworth is fighting off a cold

He has Covid imo

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Collinsworth's voice will be gone by the second quarter

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
there once was a man from untuckit

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Better than drunk rear end Collinsworth :v:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I've changed my dream outcome for this game:

Tom Brady dies on the second play from scrimmage, then Blaine Gabbert comes in and ties the Cowboys, who proceed to go 0-16-1 on the season.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm havin' some cheese-filled breadsticks and an apply brandy barrel aged stout.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
I will never go to bignaturaltoes.net outside of a Private Window.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
You know for a fact people are furiously typing in "BigNaturalFeet.net" in hopes of seeing Sarah Silverman's toes.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
:lol: ASL cowgirl :wink:

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Silverman has def showed feet before.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

gently caress the police

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i hope they drop the full field flag so they have to burn it

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

:hmmyes:

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


lol that Brady's ridiculous hair is his official portrait for the season

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