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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

9/11 was 1,000 january sixes ago

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Holy poo poo my website is blowing up I wonder wh...

Android Apocalypse posted:

You know for a fact people are furiously typing in "BigNaturalFeet.com" in hopes of seeing Sarah Silverman's toes.

God dammit!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

bean mom facts: one time she decided she was going to be a sophisticated cocktail drinker and to impress anyone around her she ordered a drink she had heard of somewhere called a Gimlet

gimlet facts: gimlets are loving disgusting

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Could do without the chud worship but instrumental anthems are always superior so :patriot:

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Let's welcome our honored guests, the Uvalde PD!

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Sad trumpet anthem baby!!!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Me dialing up NBC: "Yes hi, I don't care about America. Can the football man just start hurting each other for my amusement now?"

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

bean mom posted:

bean mom facts: one time she decided she was going to be a sophisticated cocktail drinker and to impress anyone around her she ordered a drink she had heard of somewhere called a Gimlet

gimlet facts: gimlets are loving disgusting

So is Tom Brady.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Jerry loves this performative poo poo. Look at the roster/staff every year since 1998.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

What’s 9/11, I forget

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





What goes into a gimlet?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Watched so many episodes of KoTh I keep waiting for every trumpet solo to turn into Feels So Good.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Giant flag touched the ground, time to burn it :kingsley:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Fire Mike McCarthy

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Kalli posted:

Watched so many episodes of KoTh I keep waiting for every trumpet solo to turn into Feels So Good.

Same

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mikde mccarthy is still employed????????????

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kalli posted:

Watched so many episodes of KoTh I keep waiting for every trumpet solo to turn into Feels So Good.

That’s because they all should.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Fire Mike McCarthy

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Quiet Feet posted:

What goes into a gimlet?

gin and broken dreams (Iimejuice)

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

What’s 9/11, I forget

The day the terrorists won.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Last order of wings for the night. I'm. Ow 90% sure these Carolina BBQ wings weren't even sauced. :argh:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Never run it out of the endzone you loving dumbasses, Dallas gonna Dallas :negative:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Ah, our vaunted return man who owned in the preseason starts the year by running a kickoff out of the end zone to the 14

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
More people die of Covid in this country in a week than did on 9/11 but sure, never forget etc.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

All you Dak haterz are about to eat poo poo

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Thank god the pff ranks are back. How do I know what to think of players without them

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005

Kalli posted:

Watched so many episodes of KoTh I keep waiting for every trumpet solo to turn into Feels So Good.

I was thinking this the whole loving time brother

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Android Apocalypse posted:


Last order of wings for the night. I'm. Ow 90% sure these Carolina BBQ wings weren't even sauced. :argh:

Fly the flag at half mast for those wings.



Also have a weird darkened room cheese stick pic.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

What’s 9/11, I forget

about 82%

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Quiet Feet posted:

What goes into a gimlet?

Isn’t it vodka and that Rose’s lime stuff? I seem to remember liking them but maybe it was just being pleasantly bombed that I liked.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Man three years ago Zeke might have housed that

Fake edit lmao what was that

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

bean mom posted:

gin and broken dreams (Iimejuice)

Start drinking Darn N Stormys, the're made of ginger beer and poor decisions :haw:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Awesome playcall keep doing that

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

lol

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
well that was loving stupid

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Lol wtf was that

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
gently caress The Cowboys

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Ragnarok the Red posted:

More people die of Covid in this country in a week than did on 9/11 but sure, never forget etc.

Yeah but the terrorists attacked our ability to die in those numbers. FREEDOM

Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005
Collinsworth sounds like poo poo

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

May tiny meteors strike Jerry, Fat Mike, and Tawm and them only

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