2023 NFL Draft Thread

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Thanks Broncos for letting the Seahawks take a top DE/DT.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 21:45

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 11:55

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

God this aged well. Just lol. Lmao.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2022 23:23

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epic bacon posted:

man i thought this QB draft class was supposed to be one of the best ever, what happened

We actually played the games.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2022 00:13

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

To stop shitposting for a moment (and ONLY a moment)

This is a dangerous path you're treading on.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2022 01:01

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Pontius Pilate posted:

go benzos

who dey

# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 00:58

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

One thing we can all agree on: big OL are big value.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2022 00:51

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Alaois posted:

lmao at the panthers taking Anthony Richardson in the 1st round

I mean, what else are they going to do with the 31st pick?

# ¿ Dec 13, 2022 23:07

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MrLogan posted:

Height matters at a certain point. Kyler still can't hit a crossing route across the middle of the field.

I blame his parents.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2022 03:03

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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

DK is four inches taller and 50 lbs heavier and ran the same 40 time. He isn�t a good comp in any way. Hyatt is speed only, he doesn�t have much else.

So we shouldn't expect a repeat of this?

# ¿ Dec 29, 2022 23:05

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

no! Stroud to Seahawks

I'm down for this.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 06:51

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a neat cape posted:

Seattle should take Carter

Stroud to Seahawks :mad:

# ¿ Jan 1, 2023 08:28

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

Thinking about big line players

Fits your username.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 01:37

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So who's the biggest meat unit this year? I'm talking an absolute behemoth of OL/DL. I do not care if they're actually good.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 02:51

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ShakeZula posted:

Ohio State OT Dawand Jones is 6'8, 360 pounds

Thank you, he's beautiful. Just look at him.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 02:55

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Based on track records since Herbert left Oregon, it's pretty clear Mario Cristobal is a loving moron

He sure as hell could recruit linemen though.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2023 04:54

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indigi posted:

honesty without compassion is brutality

Brutalities were pretty sick in Mortal Kombat.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 00:38

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kiimo posted:

Agree. Accurate and 6'2

No. Stroud to Seattle :colbert:

# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 17:35

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

Goons fighting over an Ohio State qb instead of going "lol Ohio State qbs"

The times have changed

It's because Tom Brady retired and now Pat Mahomes is the NFL's sun sign.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 17:50

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Nodoze posted:

One of them had to play for the Chargers

Charging to irrelevance.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 19:30

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kiimo posted:

Bailing on Geno already? Around week 7 or so people were convinced he was going to be MVP

It's this

Lifespan posted:

Nobody honestly thinks Geno is the long term answer at QB, but the arguments are whether they should grab a QB now to potentially be the long term answer and learn behind Geno for a year or two or go all in on other team needs.

and this

YOLOsubmarine posted:

People just said that to poke fun at Russ, nobody was serious about it. But he, and the Hawks offense, also lost steam at the end of the year.

and it was a ton of fun to poo poo post as loudly as possible about PFF #1 QB GENO SMITH while it lasted.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2023 01:05

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

Seattle will gladly take the �third best� qb, Mr stroud.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 19:34

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Lifespan posted:

I definitely don't buy the Seahawks trading down and still picking a QB.

I'm going to go steal Jim Irsay's guitars and hold them hostage until CJ Stroud ends up in Seattle.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2023 18:50

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Hand Row posted:

Mayo in coffee what the gently caress

Undraftable. Frankly, he should be locked up. If not executed.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2023 00:57

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Lifespan posted:

So Seahawks trading back from 5 then?

Hell no, Bijan Robinson is right there and PCJS can't resist that siren song.

Mystic Stylez posted:

https://twitter.com/bykevinclark/status/1636109993572220929?t=7QhNQlAYSIW5rEQJj1ghKQ&s=19

# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 23:46

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

He's talking about the Bengals Titans playoff game from two years ago where Burrow was sacked like 9 times but the Bengos still wont the game.

That was a fun game. Shame that Joe Burrow probably doesn't remember it.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 18:21

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

But also yes if Richardson goes to Seattle then he will become the greatest qb of all time.

He'll be like Cam if Cam got Tom Brady's calls and luck. :hawksin:

# ¿ Mar 30, 2023 18:51

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I am willing for Seattle to take CJ Stroud as a consolation prize instead of Anthony Richardson.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 19:28

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Alaois posted:

Michael Penix Jr.

My cool Penix

# ¿ Apr 7, 2023 23:39

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Fat Jesus posted:

2 QB's line up shotgun which will get the snap? This is the future.

Both. It's multiball time.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 00:51

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Dejan Bimble posted:

For what it’s worth i think richardson is the best qb but i dont know of people can see it

Which is why it's so great that he's going to win so many super bowls for the Seahawks.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 03:27

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SKULL.GIF posted:

I don't remember why Fields fell to #11.

It's because RB isn't a position you spend a top 10 pick on.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 18:37

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You bastards. Just you wait until he's bombing it 80 yards to Metcalf. Yes, it was supposed to be a short dump off, but the cannon just fired.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 23:54

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Not the 2nd 1st rounder?

That one is going to Arizona so the Seahawks can lock in future All Universe QB Anthony Richardson with the 3rd pick.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 21:05

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Cavauro posted:

will levis eats unpeeled bananas. #4, #5, or #13 overall?

This is less bad than the mayo in coffee thing.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 23:31

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Ehud posted:

Anthony Richardson also makes really easy poo poo look really hard, which is why he's so divisive.

I have no idea how the hell this class is going to shake out. It's one of the weirder classes in terms of...just the variety of QB prospects.

Anthony Richardson is going to divide the NFL on the way to seven straight Seahawks Super Bowls :smug:

# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 18:24

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Soul Glo posted:

I think AR is a bad footballman and I do not want my Titans to trade up for him, which will just not stop circulating Tennessee media

Please continue to think this. Seattle will gladly win 15 NFC West titles in a row with AR.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 22:25

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

Draft is gonna go:

1. Stroud
2. Anderson
3. Young (via trade)
4. Levis
5. Richardson

Original content and characters do not steal this fan fic

And then Seattle and Anthony Richardson are going to do such wondrous things it'll make the Mahomes Chiefs look pedestrian :hawksin:

# ¿ Apr 14, 2023 23:18

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Absolutely horrible mock, worse than PFF rankings. Anthony Richardson didn't go the Seahawks so he can destroy the NFL for the next two decades.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 02:02

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Sataere posted:

Why do you hate the idea if 15 Seahawks Super Bowls in a row?

# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 02:30

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 11:55

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

I find it funny when media call qb prospects �point guards�. Frame it as a positive. That�s just a nice way of saying they can�t throw deep

With a job title like guard I expect to see them out there on defense :colbert:

# ¿ Apr 17, 2023 15:53

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