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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

oh hey it's the firefly funhouse I remember liking that

e: ok I do appreciate the moth blocking bray's asscrack, that was good

e2: He's kind of like the Miz but with muscles was also funny

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

man wwe is doing a great job showcasing how good angel and humberto are and how boring hit row is, well guess it's time for hit row to pick up the win

e: lol like two seconds later

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Is that a spoiler or a plea?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I can't believe maximum male models is still going even with la knight peacing out of that gimmick

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Sami is arguably the most important person in WWE right now and I love it

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Intruder posted:

Sami is arguably the most important person in WWE right now and I love it

https://twitter.com/WrestlingNewsCo/status/1619090641979588610

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003


welp

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
The sinister siren Scarlett

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

why are kross's trunks copying the BLM style

also kross with budding edge-hair is weird to look at

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Intruder posted:

why are kross's trunks copying the BLM style

also kross with budding edge-hair is weird to look at

Kross looks a lot better with hair. Too bad he's still a dipshit.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That dude in the background in full Demolition Ax cosplay rules.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

new day in the ring and they keep emphasizing the word big, so.... big e about to come out! I think

e: welp maybe not

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
a something on my shoulder

The Miz rules.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

A cobra clutch!? That's sure something

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
:wtc: Lacey

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The Banger Bros

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Oh no a Hit Row match

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I look forward to cody winning tomorrow night

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

As a teen I did back yard wrestling and have been put through a table, and given a tilt a whirl slam and a ton of other things and I miss it very much now that I'm far too old for it, I'm not trying to brag or be cool or whatever, I just honestly miss it

E: and if you're wondering, I wore a white leisure suit from good will and entered in to disco music. And yes I wore it well.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Jan 28, 2023

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

As a teen I did back yard wrestling and have been put through a table, and given a tilt a whirl slam and a ton of other things and I miss it very much now that I'm far too old for it, I'm not trying to brag or be cool or whatever, I just honestly miss it

if you were a wrestling fan in the 90s and you weren't busting used tube lights over each other's heads behind the school after class was over, wow. what a rarity.

this match is dumb.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
me and my brother used to have Stairway of death matches, where you won by throwing the other down the stairs :wtc:

lol. I won most of them... i think

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

lol is this dudes gimmick tearing his own shirt off?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"when the lights go out, you'll see"
That doesn't really make any sense or actually sound threatening or challenging in any way.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Hirez posted:

me and my brother used to have Stairway of death matches, where you won by throwing the other down the stairs :wtc:

lol. I won most of them... i think

This made me remember that we used to do "matches" where we'd just turn out all the lights and flail around wildly with board game boxes (still filled with their games) until we hit someone in the face. Really hope that's what this pitch black match is.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

So do we know what the pitch black match is about?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

TV Zombie posted:

So do we know what the pitch black match is about?

mostly mountain dew I think

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

TV Zombie posted:

So do we know what the pitch black match is about?

They keep the lights off because no one is watching

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

On a more positive note, I did appreciate the double clothesline in that match that was cool

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

TV Zombie posted:

So do we know what the pitch black match is about?

mimosa mayhem, except with mountain dew

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I feel like this match is gonna whip rear end :hmmyes:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Intruder posted:

I feel like this match is gonna whip rear end :hmmyes:

All they are doing is literally bumping each other, as in physically bumping into each other with no wrestling moves

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

yeah it's great

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

A swanton bomb after an axe handle smash off the top rope?
That's powerful game

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

a popup powerbomb to solo of all people and getting I am the tabled

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I'm here for the Sami jesus pop

e: they're pairing Braun with Nicholas again?

Intruder fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Feb 4, 2023

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
If the Usos lose to the Imperium when they fight (I presume the Imperium wins this match) that's a nice bit of changing up the title scene while building up the Imperium

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
Why the gently caress did Smackdown just show a fullscreen promo for NXT while they were broadcasting, when there was a match literally happening they could be showing?

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

Mrenda posted:

If the Usos lose to the Imperium when they fight (I presume the Imperium wins this match) that's a nice bit of changing up the title scene while building up the Imperium

Welp, that was dumb. Not me, WWE.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

How is Ricochet falling off Braun's shoulders more devastation than him leaping much higher for the same move from the top rope

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