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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Arnold is an orphan. There isn’t anyone at home.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The bus feels excruciating pain at all times and was somehow the product of rape

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

ms frizzle teaches the kids about alcoholism by showing up to school through the third grade kids classroom. tomorrows lesson is magic school bus manslaughter

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

instead of gag worthy puns carlos just gags and begs for the blood of christ

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Ms. Frizzle fuels her immortality through the pain she extracts from her students with her so-called “magic schoolbus”. When Arnold took his space helmet off and temporarily died, Ms. Frizzle was given 10,000 years of life, as a reward from The Old Ones.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
The bus becomes sentient and slowly digests the kids inside.

Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010
The bus is not magic at all. It is a regular bus.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Arnold does his whole "with the frizz? No way" routine ans when he looks back to the front of the bus there is no one driving it

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


for sale, magic schoolbus, never driven

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
It's no longer a bus but a stretch limo hearse instead.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the entire school was obliterated by the inquisition after 3 students showed up with an extra limb, some of the kids must've fallen in with a genestealer cult during their last field trip

parents were mailed a tiny statue of the emperor for their sacrifice

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Hector Delgado posted:

It's no longer a bus but a stretch limo hearse instead.

It’s a Dragula

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Some kid sticks his hand out of the window during the shrink and it's chunky salsa EVERYWHERE

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




alright kids, today we're going to explore the eye of terror

does everyone know who their buddy is?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
The bus is powered by the worst kinds of electricity.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Children’s imagination?

TaurusTorus
Mar 27, 2010

Grab the bullshit by the horns

it was all the coma dream of a autistic child in hell

FooF
Mar 26, 2010
Arnold asks "What's the Warp?" and Ms. Frizzle starts maniacally laughing. "I have such sites to show you, Arnold!" tearing her eyes out and jumping into the driver's seat. "Where we're going, you don't need eyes..."

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

on today's episode, we learn what happens when a Gellar field fails!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




and that's how gene-seed is inserted into promising young astartes

any questions?

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Miss Frizzle tells the class all about the Jaunt teleportation technology that’s going to send the bus to Mars. Carlos decides to hold his breath when they administer the sleeping gas so he can see what the experience is like.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
Ms. Frizzle finally lets the kids know they're actually on the Magic Short Bus

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
the lziard dies

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Leper Go-getter posted:

The bus is not magic at all. It is a regular bus.

Their field trips are due to carbon monoxide induced brain damage from a hole in the exhaust.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

remember that episode where they go inside that kid's stomach through his rear end or whatever? well they decide to live in him for the rest of their lives, and every time he uses the restroom from then on its kinda like draining a community pool

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Ms Frizzle is not her real name. She's actually Janelle Williams and she's part black. The name is referencing her hair because the town is incredibly racist.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I tap your lands for mana

the fields lay fallow

nothing can grow

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Mrs. Frizzle must take enormous amounts of drugs that turn her eyes a shocking blue color in order to navigate the bus.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

One of the kids brings a gun to the schoolbus

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
Arnold calls out sick. The next morning, he's found grafted to his bed in a sickly mass of sinew and bone. Ms. Frizzle straps biomechanical exosuits onto the rest of the class and tells them to buckle up- this next field trip will make last week's journey to Hell look like a picnic.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

the bus is covered in live oysters in order to negate The First Effect

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
The school bus crashes into a fireworks warehouse, destroying the town.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




laserghost posted:

One of the kids brings a gun to the schoolbus

a lasgun or a bolter?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

laserghost posted:

One of the kids brings a gun to the schoolbus

That's actually a very special episode of the magic schoolbus

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
Ms. Frizzle is a homewrecker. Arnold finds her walking sleepily out of his father's room one morning when his mother is visiting her sick aunt.
Arnold's father buys him a PS5 to keep it "between the guys" but the weight of the guilt turns him into a bed wetter.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Ms. Frizzle is a Time Lord and the bus is her TARDIS. She could have helped the Doctor save Gallifrey, or even told the Doctor there was another living Time Lord somewhere so he wouldn't feel so alone, but she didn't give a poo poo.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


its a tesla skoolbu5 and has full self driving

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
A very special episode on the effects of climate change, with special guests Captain Planet and David Attenborough.

It pretty much just hits on all the big points covered by Attenborough's A Life on Our Planet special.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
In a tragic and brutal 'downer ending' to the series, we learn that they've been in Florida all along when Miss Frizzle is fired on orders from the governor.

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