|
Arnold is an orphan. There isn’t anyone at home.
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:47 |
|
|
# ? Mar 29, 2024 01:27 |
|
The bus feels excruciating pain at all times and was somehow the product of rape
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:48 |
|
ms frizzle teaches the kids about alcoholism by showing up to school through the third grade kids classroom. tomorrows lesson is magic school bus manslaughter
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:51 |
|
instead of gag worthy puns carlos just gags and begs for the blood of christ
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:53 |
|
Ms. Frizzle fuels her immortality through the pain she extracts from her students with her so-called “magic schoolbus”. When Arnold took his space helmet off and temporarily died, Ms. Frizzle was given 10,000 years of life, as a reward from The Old Ones.
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:53 |
|
The bus becomes sentient and slowly digests the kids inside.
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:54 |
|
The bus is not magic at all. It is a regular bus.
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 21:03 |
|
Arnold does his whole "with the frizz? No way" routine ans when he looks back to the front of the bus there is no one driving it
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 21:06 |
|
for sale, magic schoolbus, never driven
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 21:06 |
|
It's no longer a bus but a stretch limo hearse instead.
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 21:07 |
|
the entire school was obliterated by the inquisition after 3 students showed up with an extra limb, some of the kids must've fallen in with a genestealer cult during their last field trip parents were mailed a tiny statue of the emperor for their sacrifice
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 21:07 |
|
Hector Delgado posted:It's no longer a bus but a stretch limo hearse instead. It’s a Dragula
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 21:27 |
|
Some kid sticks his hand out of the window during the shrink and it's chunky salsa EVERYWHERE
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 21:35 |
|
alright kids, today we're going to explore the eye of terror does everyone know who their buddy is?
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 21:39 |
|
The bus is powered by the worst kinds of electricity.
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 21:42 |
|
Children’s imagination?
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 22:05 |
|
it was all the coma dream of a autistic child in hell
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 22:07 |
|
Arnold asks "What's the Warp?" and Ms. Frizzle starts maniacally laughing. "I have such sites to show you, Arnold!" tearing her eyes out and jumping into the driver's seat. "Where we're going, you don't need eyes..."
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 22:22 |
|
on today's episode, we learn what happens when a Gellar field fails!
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 22:23 |
|
and that's how gene-seed is inserted into promising young astartes any questions?
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 22:28 |
|
Miss Frizzle tells the class all about the Jaunt teleportation technology that’s going to send the bus to Mars. Carlos decides to hold his breath when they administer the sleeping gas so he can see what the experience is like.
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 22:29 |
|
Ms. Frizzle finally lets the kids know they're actually on the Magic Short Bus
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 22:30 |
|
the lziard dies
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 23:03 |
|
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 23:26 |
|
Leper Go-getter posted:The bus is not magic at all. It is a regular bus. Their field trips are due to carbon monoxide induced brain damage from a hole in the exhaust.
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 23:31 |
|
remember that episode where they go inside that kid's stomach through his rear end or whatever? well they decide to live in him for the rest of their lives, and every time he uses the restroom from then on its kinda like draining a community pool
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 23:35 |
|
Ms Frizzle is not her real name. She's actually Janelle Williams and she's part black. The name is referencing her hair because the town is incredibly racist.
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 23:40 |
|
I tap your lands for mana the fields lay fallow nothing can grow
|
# ? Mar 24, 2023 23:55 |
|
Mrs. Frizzle must take enormous amounts of drugs that turn her eyes a shocking blue color in order to navigate the bus.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2023 00:00 |
|
One of the kids brings a gun to the schoolbus
|
# ? Mar 25, 2023 00:13 |
|
Arnold calls out sick. The next morning, he's found grafted to his bed in a sickly mass of sinew and bone. Ms. Frizzle straps biomechanical exosuits onto the rest of the class and tells them to buckle up- this next field trip will make last week's journey to Hell look like a picnic.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2023 00:13 |
|
the bus is covered in live oysters in order to negate The First Effect
|
# ? Mar 25, 2023 00:19 |
|
The school bus crashes into a fireworks warehouse, destroying the town.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2023 00:22 |
|
laserghost posted:One of the kids brings a gun to the schoolbus a lasgun or a bolter?
|
# ? Mar 25, 2023 00:33 |
|
laserghost posted:One of the kids brings a gun to the schoolbus That's actually a very special episode of the magic schoolbus
|
# ? Mar 25, 2023 00:35 |
|
Ms. Frizzle is a homewrecker. Arnold finds her walking sleepily out of his father's room one morning when his mother is visiting her sick aunt. Arnold's father buys him a PS5 to keep it "between the guys" but the weight of the guilt turns him into a bed wetter.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2023 00:36 |
|
Ms. Frizzle is a Time Lord and the bus is her TARDIS. She could have helped the Doctor save Gallifrey, or even told the Doctor there was another living Time Lord somewhere so he wouldn't feel so alone, but she didn't give a poo poo.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2023 01:00 |
|
its a tesla skoolbu5 and has full self driving
|
# ? Mar 25, 2023 01:04 |
|
A very special episode on the effects of climate change, with special guests Captain Planet and David Attenborough. It pretty much just hits on all the big points covered by Attenborough's A Life on Our Planet special.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2023 02:04 |
|
|
# ? Mar 29, 2024 01:27 |
|
In a tragic and brutal 'downer ending' to the series, we learn that they've been in Florida all along when Miss Frizzle is fired on orders from the governor.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2023 02:10 |