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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Can't believe they wanted apollo crews to do booker t doing forest whitaker doing idi amin

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Listen if you're even vaguely middle eastern you will at some point get muhammad hassans entrance music so just accept it now

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Been going through 2002 at the moment and lance storm and the unamericans were cutting some spicy promos and iirc came out during the one year anniversary raw to make fun of everyone being sad which was like drat alright. One of promos was along the lines of 'this cowardly nation of losers got what was coming to it, and it was only a fraction as bad as what we're gonna do to idk billy and chuck here tonight!!'

So what im saying is let's not take using 9/11 as a means of getting heat completely off the table

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Majinfoose posted:

We have all seen the images and know that Hulk Hogan did 9/11

Or maybe he didnt brother

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

brock lesnar is actually very small and they use camera tricks to make him look so large your all being worked

the next small thing

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Little h

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
You should win belts by watching. Paul write this down

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
LA Knight rules

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

emjayo posted:

lol if you're not doing the la knight "yeaaah" irl

:yeah:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

That DICK! posted:

OH. MY. GOD!

COULD IT BE

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Was waiting for this. Thank you

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Ringo Roadagain posted:

wwe doesnt do ppvs. they do ples

Yeah as in 'ples turn it off' lmao

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

An Taoiseach posted:

I also like it when he says Yeah! :)

:yeah:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I actually remember that insanely racist pro wrestling moment, try again

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
WWE films is back and they're the only game in town

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

NienNunb posted:

LA Knight is cool

:yeah:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

History Comes Inside! posted:

If there was ever a guy who was the embodiment of catchphrase over

I dunno youtube randomly started showing me la knight promos and his earlier stuff. people do like to say yeah cause it's fun to say yeah but based on what I've seen he can convincingly make a crowd believe he wants to kick a guy's rear end without it feeling like a team of writers spent a week storyboarding it.

Like back in the territory days when you'd drive 500 miles for a TV spot and they'd be like 'you have 2 minutes, get this feud, your opponent and yourself over, okay go' and I feel like he could do that easily and it's refreshing. I've never seen him do a single move so he might be complete dogshit but feels like there's more than just a catchphrase imo

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

I'm glad that Wrestling is big again but I ain't watching that WWE poo poo.

Yeah

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Roman reigns showing up to a bunkhouse brawl wearing jeans and 15 t shirts

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Is Slim Jim WWEs answer to Big Bill

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
What's the record for longest entrance. Like, theme hits to stepping in the ring. Feel like it must be a taker entrance

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I'm glad my boy billy kidman gets to collect a bag. Been watching 2002 wwe recently and on either show every opener is just him and jamie noble trying to get all their poo poo in in 3 minutes

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Walking around covered in bandages and a trenchcoat like a hench invisible man

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
He looks different from how I remember him when he was presenting afterburn and velocity

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
tfw the game plays you

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

super macho dude posted:

The new WWE Premium Live Event Battle At The Hajj, predicted attendance based off 2023 numbers: 1,845,045

Wanna see someone take a bump off the top of the Kaaba

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
36 is no age. RIP to the army tank with a Ferrari engine

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Feel like he could have worked in any org in any era and not looked out of place. Like even if he would have been getting fed to Hogan or in the background of a dungeon of doom promo a guy that versatile seems like a bookers dream

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Where the gently caress is my tall glass of shut up juice

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Vince McMahon twitch stream

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Vince will keep turning up and messing around with stuff because it's not like you can escort him from the building. Like when the colonel used to just walk into random KFCs in full colonel attire and start sticking his hands in the herbs and spices

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Kids these days just want to do moves and don't care about learning to work a crowd

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Eye poke, back rake, never leaving your feet. Hulk Hogan was the innovator of child-friendly offence

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Using the Halloween Havoc name and not even advertising a monster truck match or someone getting thrown off a roof smh

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Ganso Bomb posted:

If there aren’t giant inflatables on the entrance then it’s not a real Halloween Havoc

This!!!

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Give him his dad's gun and the gimmick 'guy who brings a gun to the ring'. Not waving it around but it's understood that he has it at all times

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Was funny when they tried to make Ted jr. a face but couldn't think of a way to portray a rich person who did good things with his money beyond 'he holds tailgate barbecues for all the fans before the show!!' (no footage of this ever)

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Gonz posted:

Kevin Owens should beat Roman at the Rumble with a Boston Crab in 9 minutes.

Misread this as beating him with a 9 minute Boston crab and hell, that would own actually

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Ganso Bomb posted:

Didn't even pull a number out of a bingo tumbler

This!!!

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