NHL 2023 Stanley Cup Playoff Prediction Thread

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Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

I missed round 1 oops

Leafs in 6
Oilers in 7
Dallas in 5
Carolina in 6

# ? May 2, 2023 17:25

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# ? May 23, 2024 01:43

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Arivia posted:

I missed round 1 oops

Artemi?

# ? May 2, 2023 17:30

FootballFreak2: Jan 8, 2023

Leafs in 5
Hurricanes in 6
Kraken in 6
Vegas in 5

# ? May 2, 2023 17:44

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Panthers in 3.5 (I guess you can round up to 4 but the Leafs are going to give up early)
Hurricanes in 7
Stars in 7
Oilers in 7

# ? May 2, 2023 17:49

Jhet: Jun 3, 2013

Florida in 7
New Jersey in 6
Seattle in 6
Vegas in 7

Go chaos hockey. I want an expansion team WCF now.

# ? May 2, 2023 18:10

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

7 of the 8 remaining teams are expansion teams! Only the Maple Leafs are left to carry the Original Six flag.

# ? May 2, 2023 18:16

Spelling Mitsake: Oct 4, 2007; Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.

Panthers in 7
Devils in 6
Dallas in 6
Vegas in 7

# ? May 2, 2023 21:20

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Eric the Mauve posted:

Artemi?

Lol

# ? May 2, 2023 22:05

Aces High: Mar 26, 2010; Nah! A little chocolate will do

Panthers in 6
Devils in 5

Oilers in 7
Stars in 6 (this is definitely predicated on if Grubby doesn't disable God Mode)

# ? May 2, 2023 22:49

Zaroff: Nov 10, 2009; Nothing in the world can stop me now!

Panthers in 7
Canes in 7
Stars in 6
Knights in 7

# ? May 2, 2023 23:43

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

Stars in 5
Oilers in 6
Panthers in 6
Canes in 7

# ? May 2, 2023 23:53

WeaponX: Jul 28, 2008

Canes in 5
Kraken in 7
Knights in 7
Panthers in 6

# ? May 2, 2023 23:57

Zodijackylite: Oct 18, 2005; hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Devils in 7
Panthers in 7
Stars in 7
Oilers in 7

# ? May 3, 2023 00:18

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

Its not too late (I was working and also forgot sorry!)

Canes in 6
Leafs in 7
Vegas in 5
Kraken in 7

# ? May 3, 2023 00:30

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

It's not too late. I'll have updates brackets posted later tonight

# ? May 3, 2023 00:31

whatis: Jun 6, 2012

Devils in 6
Panthers in 5
Knights in 7
Stars in 5

# ? May 3, 2023 00:34

Yaya: Nov 14, 2012; vancloober cablucks

I would like to formally apologize to Seattle for my Stars in 4 pick, I was not aware Jake Oettinger would forget how to play hockey

# ? May 3, 2023 20:03

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Yaya posted:

I would like to formally apologize to Seattle for my Stars in 4 pick, I was not aware Jake Oettinger would forget how to play hockey

I was aware, but i also thought that Pavelski could score 5 goals a game to overcome it. Sadly he could only manage 4 in game 1.

# ? May 3, 2023 20:06

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Yaya posted:

I would like to formally apologize to Seattle for my Stars in 4 pick, I was not aware Jake Oettinger would forget how to play hockey

Dallas don't do OT.

# ? May 3, 2023 23:35

heehee: Sep 5, 2012; haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win

let's see those X's amigos

# ? May 9, 2023 02:55

Mr. Kite: Aug 28, 2004; SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY

I had Leafs in 5. You're welcome, Florida.

# ? May 9, 2023 04:25

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Finally got these updated. Round two! without X's. I'll update with X's in a second post.

# ? May 11, 2023 02:35

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

And heeerrreee come the X's

# ? May 11, 2023 02:40

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Updates for the night of May 12th, 2023. Goodnight Devils and Leafs.

# ? May 13, 2023 05:53

Mr. Kite: Aug 28, 2004; SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY

Duckman2008 and WeaponX call Canes/Devils perfectly and off by 1 on Leafs/Panthers.

AngryAsian calls Leafs/Panthers perfectly and off by 1 on Canes/Devils.

# ? May 13, 2023 06:00

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

Propaganda Hour posted:

Welcome to the 2022-2023 season NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs prediction thread. Seattle made it this year! Pittsburgh did not and everyone was fired for it! But at least they wrecked Chicago's chance for Bedard.

This did not age well.

# ? May 14, 2023 21:31

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Nocheez posted:

This did not age well.

The offhand comments I make in hockey threads typically end up being terrible curses

# ? May 14, 2023 21:44

Mr. Kite: Aug 28, 2004; SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY

Mr. Kite posted:

Panthers/Leafs: Leafs in 5 Off by 5
Devils/Canes: Devils in 6 Off by 4
Stars/Kraken: Stars in 4 Off by 3
Knights/Oilers: Knights in 7 Off by 1

Unacceptable, Mr. Kite.

Canes in 6.
Knights in 6.

# ? May 16, 2023 03:42

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Round two is over! On to the Conference Finals

Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Dallas Stars (C2) - Knights in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) - Hurricanes in 6

MAY 18
Florida @ Carolina - 8PM eastern

May 19
Dallas @ Vegas - 8:30PM eastern

# ? May 16, 2023 03:43

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

Vegas in 6
Florida in 7

# ? May 16, 2023 03:45

clean ayers act: Aug 13, 2007; How do I shot puck!?

vegas in 6
canes in 7

# ? May 16, 2023 03:46

WeaponX: Jul 28, 2008

Vegas in 5
Florida in 6

# ? May 16, 2023 03:48

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Vegas in 6

Florida in 7

# ? May 16, 2023 03:49

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Florida in 5

GO STARS in 4

# ? May 16, 2023 03:53

DOOMocrat: Oct 2, 2003

dallas in five, canes in six

# ? May 16, 2023 03:53

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

DOOMocrat posted:

dallas in five, canes in six

# ? May 16, 2023 03:54

ImplicitAssembler: Jan 24, 2013

Dallas in 6
Carolina in 6

# ? May 16, 2023 04:16

Angry Asian: May 24, 2006; *BOOMSHAKALAKA*

Florida in 5
Vegas in 5

# ? May 16, 2023 05:39

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Hurricanes in 5
Stars in 4

# ? May 16, 2023 05:41

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# ? May 23, 2024 01:43

heehee: Sep 5, 2012; haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win

heehee posted:

sadly gonna stick to these round 2 predictions

thank christ i went 0/4 here.

Carolina Hurricanes vs Florida Panthers: Hurricanes in 7

Vegas Golden Knights vs Dallas Stars: Stars in 6

Carolina Hurricanes vs Dallas Stars: Hurricanes in 7

hoping for some sort of reverse jynx

# ? May 16, 2023 06:04

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