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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
George Foreman has 12 children. Five of them are sons and he named all of them George Foreman.

But they're not all George Foreman Jr. It's George Foreman Jr., George Foreman III, George Foreman IV, George Foreman V, George Foreman VI.

This is the only example I'm aware of this happening, and I don't think this is how it works. Not that there's any law about it or anything, but you're only supposed to have one Jr. per generation, and Foreman went rogue.

So my question is, what if his kids name their sons George Foreman as well?

Like if George Foreman III has the first son, and names him George, would it be George Foreman the VII?

And then if George Foreman Sr. had a kid after that, would it be George Foreman the VIII? So would George Sr. would have a gap in his George's?

Jelly fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Jun 7, 2023

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Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

George Foreman Jr. II

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

George Foreman Jr. once removed I believe

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Has anyone said George Fiveman yet?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I believe Square-Enix has already solved this problem.

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
no idea, but as a collective they are Georges Foreman

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

SAY YOHO posted:

no idea, but as a collective they are Georges Foreman

lol

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer

Jelly posted:

Like if George Foreman III has the first son, and names him George, would it be George Foreman the VII?

George Foreman the third, the second

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ted Foruman V

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

george foreskin lean mean circumcision machine

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
George Foreman Sr.
George Foreman Fig. B
George Foreman Part III: The Final Insult
George 4man

The Hello Machine posted:

Has anyone said George Fiveman yet?
George Foreman, Half A Dozen Of The Other
George 7-3= Foreman
George Foreman 8: George Takes Manhattan

... George Foreman^2

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
All I can say is if this doesn't end in a reversed, symmetrical lineage of Georges Aftmen I'm going to be very disappointed

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

would a daughter be georgia foreman or George forewoman?

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
George George Foreman George Foreman III Foreman

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
George Foreman III-son

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
George Fuckman

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

George Foreman2

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
in the advert for the george foreman grill he said he was so proud of it, he's putting his name on it.

the children consider this a chilling threat as he would brand them with an iron hot GEORGE poker when they succeeded at things. to this day they are chronic underachievers

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Chief McHeath posted:

george foreskin lean mean circumcision machine

i made this joke to somebody on tf2 and they got super loving upset it was so funny

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I checked Wikipedia to make sure OP isn't messing with us, and OP's telling the truth. But not the whole truth:

quote:

His five sons are George Jr., George III ("Monk"), George IV ("Big Wheel"), George V ("Red"), and George VI ("Little Joey").

Y'know, that's smart. Movies and videogames also tend to add a second title after the second sequel so they don't all blur together.

Buce posted:

would a daughter be georgia foreman or George forewoman?

Most of them have regular names, but also, yes, there's a Georgetta Foreman:

quote:

His seven daughters are Natalia, Leola, Freeda, Michi, Georgetta, Isabella, and Courtney.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
I love my George foreman grill

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Yes, George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman.

He even used the name when he had a little grill.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
2 George 2 Foreman

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

BigBadSteve posted:

Yes, George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman.

He even used the name when he had a little novelty grill.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
He missed a real opportunity numbering them 1-3 and then 5-13.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Lol drat I didn’t know they made an outside George Foregrill

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

George Fortnite

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
George Foreperson

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

George Fauxman

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
George For Men

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I'm getting a weird fuckin flashback to those logic puzzles we had to do in 5th grade

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
george aftman

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

George, Forlorn

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lol drat I didn’t know they made an outside George Foregrill



Throw some wood chips on that bad boy and smoke a brisket

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Centrist Dad posted:

George For Men

This but you gotta say it like “gheorche, for men” like it’s some fancy cologne

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
George, when the walls fell

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Foreman, his sides wide

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Devils Affricate posted:

I believe Square-Enix has already solved this problem.

Final Foremancy?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Wander Franco (baseball player) has a dad named Wander and two brothers each named Wander. I don't know why this is a thing.

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

i wander why lol

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